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dwarf fortress fucks so hard. my current fort has an occasional patron who is an 86 year old owl lady named 'the frozen one' who spent the first couple of years just perching in trees and watching my dwarves. a two headed fire breathing ettin came to lay siege to the place before I had a proper military established, and while I was freaking out trying to lock doors she just. floated down and tore him in half. when I checked her inventory, all she had was a plain brown dress, socks, shoes, and a pair of gloves. she just ripped him down the middle like a phonebook with her bare talons.

later while checking out other visitors I discovered that almost every bard in the fortress had been her apprentice at some point. eventually she came inside to check out the taverns, and now she just sits around watching performances and getting into arguments about them, feeling nothing. I love her so much.

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the game told me there was a fight happening and when I clicked the notification this was the combat log

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So dwarf fortress posted an update talking about the new art for animals and animal people and

oh my god

oh my god

oh my fuckign god

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Get this fuckign freak out of my fortress NOW

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“Squirrel makes a home outside a window and then moves the family in over the cold months”

(via)

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Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

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△ commission for Vydras △

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*sends this to all my extended family*

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Cate Blanchett pops Adderall and tries on hats for three hours in this instant Disney classic! 

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God of War 2 (2019)

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A werewolf art card!