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*Pit and Palutena acknowledge Master Hand's words*

Pit: Right! We should be going!

Palutena: Right away! Pit, come and hold onto the staff.

Pit: Right away, Lady Palutena!

*As Palutena holds the staff in front of her, Pit holds onto it as well, and the two of them begin to glow as Palutena begins casting another spell*

Palutena: Deus lux est , et nos sumus in domum futurus incolumis nubibus Overworld ubi habitabit in gratiam pacis.

*Suddenly, spirals of rainbow colored light begin spinning around Pit and Palutena, and the two heroes begin to become overwhelmed with white light. At the last second, Palutena looks up*

Palutena: Take care, dear friends.

*Suddenly, there is a burst of light, and where Pit and Palutena once stood sprinkles golden dust, which evaporates before it hits the ground. Pit and Palutena have left the scene, but there may be another time when they may return, should destiny call for it.*

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*Pit enters the conference room, a little queasy*

Pit: Ugh... I feel like I'm going to hurl after that takeoff. Bleh. Since when did you guys get so bad at flying?

*Behind him, Lady Palutena walks into the room as well, and places her hands on her hips*

Palutena: Pit, seriously, it's so unlike you to get sick of flying.

Pit: Sorry, Lady Palutena... Maybe it was the turbulence.

*Palutena laughs, and the two heroes of light walk towards the center table*

Palutena: Fox, you and the others have done an admirable job of saving us from the Planet Tyyris. You have my gratitude.

Pit: What's the plan, then? Are we going after Travis? Are we going to hunt down Gorea? Whatever it is, I'm ready for a fight!

Palutena: Now, now, Pit... We don't have the resources to do either of those. We'll have to be careful with what we do.

Pit: Oh, c'mon, Lady Palutena! I took down Hades, a foe that is beyond the strength of both Travis AND Gorea!

Palutena: AND you had the Three Sacred Treasures, something we don't have now. I don't want my best angel to get struck down so easily because he wasn't well prepared.

Pit: Right... Sorry, m'lady.

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Not to fear, Hands!

*Pit flies down from above the clouds on his wings; on his hand, a metal gauntlet. After pulling a lever with the other hand, the gauntlet suddenly shifts around its gadgetry until it evolves into what looks like a cross between a rocket launcher and a mini gun*

Say hello to my little friend—the Demon Slayer!

*Pit released the onslaught of missiles and gunfire on the beast, which also drew its attention away. When the little laser burrowers began firing on him, he retreated upwards into the clouds again, reloaded his cannon with another round, and flew downwards to make another run*

*Pit pulled out the comlink R.O.B. gave him*

R.O.B.! How’s it looking?

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*Palutena feels this weird voice speaking to her, and she turns to Pit*

Palutena: Pit!! Something's wrong! The danger... It's not over yet!

*Pit turns to the goddess*

Pit: Travis? But Blujay just decimated him!

*Palutena shakes her head*

Palutena: That's his place to convince the others that he's dead! He's still alive, I can feel it! You must stop him!

Pit: I'll take your word for it, Lady Palutena!

*The sound of a humming ship reverberates behind him*

Pit: Uh-oh!

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*Watches everything that just happened and is shocked*

Pit: Wow... I had no idea.

*Sees Meta Knight becoming weak.*

Pit: Lady... Lady Palutena! Quick! Meta Knight's dying!

*Paluntena floats over to the wounded warrior as Pit flies down from his high point next to her.*

Palutena: Oh, Meta Knight...

*She extends her sceptor*

Palutena: Healing Radiance!!

*Light then pours down from the ceiling... Divine light, which is cast upon Meta Knight in his weakness*

Palutena: He seems to be dying without...

*She turns her head, and sees the Galaxia*

Palutena: ...his sword!

Pit: I'll get it, your ladyship!

*Pit flies over to the Galaxia and grabs its handle, but when he does, he is launched backwards as he is electrocuted*

Pit: Gah! It's enchanted!

Palutena: Just as I thought.

*Palutena extends her sceptor towards the Galaxia and levitates it over to Meta Knight, but by the time the sword reaches him, Meta Knight vanishes*

Pit: Sir Meta Knight!!

*Palutena lowers her sceptor*

Pit: My lady, what happened?

*She was silent for a moment. It looked as if tears started welling up in her eyes*

Palutena: I'm sorry, Pit... He's... He's gone.

*Pit stood in horror as he looked at the sword, then back at where Meta Knight was moments ago. He then took off his golden wreath on his head, and lowered it to his chest in pledge. It was true then...*

*The great Meta Knight had finally been defeated.*

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*Pit retracts the light arrow and watches as the Light Beam flies straight at Blujay's starfighter, curious to what will happen*

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*Palutena smiles.*

I am Palutena, goddess of light. I've come on the order of Master Hand.

Don't worry—I'm here to help you.

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*Pit flies closely behind Meta Knight and lands on a high part of a spaceport area. He then pulls a light arrow and aims down on Travis, ready to snipe if he moves*

What is he waiting for?

*The Lightning's Breath turns the corner*

Who does that ship belong to?

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*Palutena uses her wand to lift up the debris off of Spire magically and cast them to the side*

Are you alright?

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*PIt is thrown aside just as Fox's lasers get in the way*

Woah! Hold it!

*He, at the last second, pulls out his Infinity Shield, deflecting the lasers back at Travis*

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Pit: Woah!

*Pit is about to get crushed by Team Sonic when a figure steps in front of him, raising her staff. Golden light catches the team and lowers them to the ground safely. The figure was Lady Palutena.*

Pit: My lady!

Palutena: It's alright, Pit. Go—help the others!

Pit: Thank you!

*Pit activates his flying ability, and begins to charge Travis when he sees a crate nearby that wasn't there before. It moves subtly*

Pit: Ah!

*He flies over to it*

Pit: Anybody in there?

Blujay: ...Pit?

Pit: Blujay!

Blujay: Pit, get me out of here!

Pit: Yeah, sure thing! Move to the corner away from my voice!

Blujay: Gotchya!

*Pit takes his Palutena's Bow and slices the corner of the box, revealing a large enough hole for Blujay to escape from*

Pit: There! Now if you'll excuse me—I have a teleporter to defeat!

*Pit turns around and flies at a high speed at Travis. When he is close enough, he swings both of his swords at once on Travis*

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Of course!

*Pit flips backwards and reconstructs his sword, firing a barrage of Light Arrows at the disabled Gorea*

HYAAAAAAAAA!!!

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You're no match for the Underworld Army!! HYA!!

*Pit pulls back a string on his Palutena's Bow and launches a searing Light Arrow at Gorea's cannons, which cuts through them both. The angel lands and splits his sword into two again, spinning them around in circles*

You have no idea what you're up against, Gorea!

*Pit momentarily looks to Meta Knight*

Well, don't just stand there! Get in here and help!

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*Pit glows multicolored*

I've been waiting to do this for a looooonng time!!

*Pit suddenly draws out a giant cannon—a god killer—and after a few seconds of charging, the front of the cannon glows bright purple*

ONTO VICTORY!!

*The purple beam blasts into the side of Dark Hand, hitting it dead center at his palm*

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What in the world is that?

*The giant Eggbot rises above the heroes, and Pit stands back. He twirls his blades before getting a running start and all at once, jumping and flying into the air at a high speed*

C'mon! I've slain Hades before! You think you'll match his expertise?

*He draws Paluntena's bow and aims a light arrow it at the massive bot*

Time to end your merciless attacks!

*He then twists the string of light which he holding onto and sends a barrage of light bolts at the head of the Eggbot*

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You always were so slow!!

*Pit twirls his blades behind Ganondorf and stab his back with both*

Onto victory!

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WHOA!!

*The star detonates behind him, and he is suddenly shot out off of the Observatory*

Waaahh--wahhh--wahhh!!

*He catches himself in mid flight with his wings and directs his path towards the platform*

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*Pit lands on the Star Observatory, and as soon as he lands, Lumas begin to surround him and look at him*

Luma #1: Ooh! Come look at this one!

Luma #5: He's got wings!

Luma#12: Are you an angel?

Pit: Well, yes, I am angel! Lady Palutena sent me!

Luma #2: Lady Palutena?

Luma #6: Who's that?

Luma: #8: Is she like Mama?

Pit: No—well, yes. She's a goddess!

Luma #4: A goddess!

Luma #5: Woooww!!

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I like your thinking, Blujay...

*Pit touches down next to Trident*

However, I would actually agree with it if that were actually true.

Crazy Hand has a variety of armies.

This one was... well... not as deadly....