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Do you think I could get high off my meds? They are technically drugs, so maybe if I put enough in a pipe and then lit that on fire I could smoke it (I don’t want to get high but it would be really funny) (and I do know that people do get high off the stuff in them)

i feel like it would be easier to just take more than the recommended amount? Like must you smoke them?

Yeahh light up some of those antidepressants, that's the good stuff

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fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.

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Did u know my dad was besties with a bank robber

umm no i didn't know that

When you told me to re-open my asks i wasn't expecting this

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modern parameld yayayayayayay

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bro i forgot they were closed

I'll open them but now I'm a bit scared

@pirateshippotato I’m begging you open up your asks I have so many things say

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tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario

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HAPPY VALENTINES!!

this is to all my moots, will you be my platonic valentine

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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more designs!!

wasnt sure how to go w meld so i tried smth practical for heatworking

i wanted to make paralyte evil and cool :)

and also brink. he wears nearly the same outfit bcs hes a flamboyant bitch

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That's very Regina George coded of me

@brave-bumblebee248 @imaginethisisagoodname (and like anyone else i didn't check my list of mutuals for this)

Fun game idea

Put your name (online, character, real, doesn't matter)

Generate a headcanon from:

And post whatever the first result is. Feel free to tag your moots and followers

Here is mine:

Tags (not forcing): @abyssal-author-and-artist @thetradlesbian @kamisheep @chaos-triangle @ whoever else wants to join

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hey my local news station is doing a poll. Vote for your opinion of Trump here

please reblog

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More infinight stuff! :) Yippee.

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omg wait that's so perfect, honestly poseidon fits quadron pretty well, ruthlessness feels very him

I know some people in the tftsd fandom also know epic the musical, so consider that one part in love in paradise where Odysseus is standing on the cliff, but make Odysseus Kyborg, and Calypso Lynn merr

I have so many EPIC x tftsd ideas because when I listen to music my brain can't help but make it tftsd

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yay gumbo let's celebrate