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they would get along i think

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one more for the chappell roan - issance

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say his name three times!

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i can't stop thinking about the lack of shade in gaza. with so many trees and buildings destroyed, there can't be very much shade. it's incredibly hot and there's very little protection from the sun and very little water. my weather app tells me the UV index reached 11 recently. it's inhumane to force people to live in such conditions.

donate to gaza medical tent

donate to disabled gazan children

[edit: if you’re engaging with this post, i ask that you please match my donations if possible. thank you]

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I was talking with some friends today about hats, and one of them said that in a human au gum gum would wear a bucket hat, so take some gum gum in a bucket hat doodles

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line without a hook and tftsd?

there are most definitely other ships that would work, and potentially work better, with this song, but I wanted to draw brinkborg

I’ve been listening to this song so much in the past few weeks so I wanted to draw this before I get sick of the song

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here. take it. it doesn't take more than two seconds to help.

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Good Luck Babe Brink!

inspired by @imaginethisisagoodname’s post and @drearygenie’s post reminded me I had drawn this

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tftsd as chappel gnome songs

kyborg: casual (@imaginethisisagoodname said ot I think)

bart: red wine supernova(specifically that guy in arc 5 "maybe its a twin bed, and some rommates! dont worry were cool!" except kyborg definitely wasnt cool with it), HOT TO GO, naked in Manhattan (he would LOVE chappel gnome)

gum gum: super graphic ultra modern girl (I just think he'd like that song), kaleidoscope

mudd: pink pony club

every og infinight: good luck, babe! (I think. we know why.)

spectril: picture you

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I heard the released bit of this song late last night and felt the need to make an animatic

It’s pretty quickly drawn (well, 2.5 hours but still, quick) so it’s kind rough

I also now have made up so much lore for the four suitors in this, I didn’t even mean to

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yes, more recruits for the evergang!

Sidney!! (My Everguard oc)

Finally decided to give the world Sidney, my little Brian child Everguard oc. Name: Sidney

Race: Elf

Class: Druid

Age: 18

Sidney has been looking for her older brother, and just came to the everguards for the money. She just loves to play in the dirt, looking for lizards and bugs, and she will show anyone whatever she finds. The dragon on her shoulder’s name is Atalas, and he will nibble on her hair when he’s bored.

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AHH I finished it!!

this animation would’ve taken a whole lot less time if I hadn’t had to spend so long on timing, I ended up just giving up so the timing might be a bit weird

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when the ship you're obsessed with only has 10 works on ao3 and you wrote 2 of them

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that's all a very good point, I overlooked how monsters in Greek mythology actually work

I do like the idea that the song that replaces mutiny would be more like the remaining crew all mourning the six men who died

My take on a polites lives au

I've seen a bunch of polites lives aus, so here's a way I think that could go down

During the Cyclops attack polites is spared. There's a chance that Odysseus does kill the Cyclops here because he's not trying to honor polites, then Poseidon never comes up and they make it home easily, but we're gonna say that he does so this is longer than two sagas. So the fight goes the same except that polites lives. Afterwards polites would probably be like "I'm proud of you Captain, any other man wouldn't have shown mercy to the Cyclops" and ody would be like "any man besides you, my friend"

The storm hits and they see the floating island all the same. I feel like luck runs out might turn into an argument between ody and eury with polites moderating. Polites would go with Odysseus up to aeolus, so he would know the bag isn't treasure. I've seen versions of this where the bag never gets opened so, again, no Poseidon, but then this is only three sagas so we're gonna do something different. Polites tells Odysseus to put his faith in the crew, so ody and him go to bed, but the bag gets opened. I don't think it was eurylochus in this au, cause if Odysseus AND Polites are telling him it's not treasure I think he'd believe them, so some other random crew member opened it. Ody would be mad at polites for letting him go to sleep. Poseidon still happens, but he has to change the lyrics of ruthlessness a bit cause "47 left under your command" doesn't fit as well. Maybe polites could also get a verse in this song arguing with Poseidon about their very different views on mercy.

They end up on Circe's Island and ody is still a bit mad at polites. Eurylochus goes off, and polites probably goes somewhere else on the island. Ody and Circe still have their battle all the same. Polites meanwhile saves Elpenor (cause I'm just trying to save as many crew members as I can at this point). At the end of the Circe saga ody and polites make up (maybe in a reprise of open arms or something? I know there aren't really reprises, but some song that uses the same melody. It would be called 'my friend' or something).

They go to the underworld still, but obviously polites didn't die so that doesn't happen. It's also only "556 men, who died under your command!" Polites is there to support ody when he sees his mom and the rest of the crew. They meet up with the prophet, and that's probably pretty similar, but maybe there's some lines about how polites (who's standing there too) "wasn't supposed to make it this far" (cause, y'know, polites actually dies). Odyssey doesn't have Monster, and instead maybe just talks to polites about how they're gonna get home.

When dealing with the sirens polites probably encourages ody to not kill the sirens, and maybe they realize they should keep some to feed to scylla. No casualties happen during scylla, and cause eury didn't open the wind bag there's no fight that happens between ody and eury. Because of that no cow stabbing would happen, so no Zeus happens either. They make it home 7 years earlier, and I think there's 48 of them, so that's pretty good. Ody beats up the suitors (there's probably less of them than in the wisdom saga) and they all live happily ever after.

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What if Polites had a daughter who sang her own version of Legendary after finding out her dad was never coming home?

Lyrics:

It's just me, myself, and I, here in my bedroom

Living in this world you left behind

Thinking of all the monsters you never even got to fight

I wish that you were here, they say you brought the world so much light

Cause they've told me your stories, but I can't know your voice or your smile

Unlike him, you won't come back after a while

Somebody tell me, show me how to move on

From the father I never knew who I've just lost

Who cares about fighting sirens or a cyclops?

Defeating giants or a hydra?

Life and fate are cruel and scary

Why'd you have to be legendary?

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My take on a polites lives au

I've seen a bunch of polites lives aus, so here's a way I think that could go down

During the Cyclops attack polites is spared. There's a chance that Odysseus does kill the Cyclops here because he's not trying to honor polites, then Poseidon never comes up and they make it home easily, but we're gonna say that he does so this is longer than two sagas. So the fight goes the same except that polites lives. Afterwards polites would probably be like "I'm proud of you Captain, any other man wouldn't have shown mercy to the Cyclops" and ody would be like "any man besides you, my friend"

The storm hits and they see the floating island all the same. I feel like luck runs out might turn into an argument between ody and eury with polites moderating. Polites would go with Odysseus up to aeolus, so he would know the bag isn't treasure. I've seen versions of this where the bag never gets opened so, again, no Poseidon, but then this is only three sagas so we're gonna do something different. Polites tells Odysseus to put his faith in the crew, so ody and him go to bed, but the bag gets opened. I don't think it was eurylochus in this au, cause if Odysseus AND Polites are telling him it's not treasure I think he'd believe them, so some other random crew member opened it. Ody would be mad at polites for letting him go to sleep. Poseidon still happens, but he has to change the lyrics of ruthlessness a bit cause "47 left under your command" doesn't fit as well. Maybe polites could also get a verse in this song arguing with Poseidon about their very different views on mercy.

They end up on Circe's Island and ody is still a bit mad at polites. Eurylochus goes off, and polites probably goes somewhere else on the island. Ody and Circe still have their battle all the same. Polites meanwhile saves Elpenor (cause I'm just trying to save as many crew members as I can at this point). At the end of the Circe saga ody and polites make up (maybe in a reprise of open arms or something? I know there aren't really reprises, but some song that uses the same melody. It would be called 'my friend' or something).

They go to the underworld still, but obviously polites didn't die so that doesn't happen. It's also only "556 men, who died under your command!" Polites is there to support ody when he sees his mom and the rest of the crew. They meet up with the prophet, and that's probably pretty similar, but maybe there's some lines about how polites (who's standing there too) "wasn't supposed to make it this far" (cause, y'know, polites actually dies). Odyssey doesn't have Monster, and instead maybe just talks to polites about how they're gonna get home.

When dealing with the sirens polites probably encourages ody to not kill the sirens, and maybe they realize they should keep some to feed to scylla. No casualties happen during scylla, and cause eury didn't open the wind bag there's no fight that happens between ody and eury. Because of that no cow stabbing would happen, so no Zeus happens either. They make it home 7 years earlier, and I think there's 48 of them, so that's pretty good. Ody beats up the suitors (there's probably less of them than in the wisdom saga) and they all live happily ever after.

@cr4zy-cycl0n3 made good points about the scylla encounter in the reblogs

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Stay in my open arms

Love in Paradise is my favorite song of the saga...maybe the whole concept album. God, I was in tears.