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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually

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THE SILLIES!

I love them so much. I wish they could just be happy scientist boyfriends together 😔

ALSO idk if it's possible to tell but in the first pick I kinda wanted them to make a heart. IDK I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE WITH THEIR WINGS N STUFF. BYEEE

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penis dashboard kind of night

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Pre-war skystar would've been like this for sure

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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

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why am i on birthblr

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Ouroboros Pie Crust by Danielle Baskin

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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

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yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.

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Tonight I am Searching for An Image that May Very Well Change My Life

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house we need to cure this patient

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A short animation of my cat Merlin begging to be fed. He usually starts this a full hour before food time.