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Once you’ve sworn an oath to the Dutchman, there’s no leaving it. Not until your debt is paid. I’ve sworn no oath. Then you must get away.

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too accurate unfortunately but I still love the movies 😔🤚🏼

Talking to the Pirates fandom in 2019.

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Sword Fighting ~ Jack Sparrow

Training with the captain was rather difficult at times. One of those times including now. Jack insisted on teaching you to better your swordsmanship skills. You were a good fighter, one of the best in the crew but even the best can meet their match. “C’mon love, ye can do better than that.” You drew in deep breaths. Everything you’d thrown at Jack he deflected rather easily. Gritting your teeth you took a quick slash at the captain. He dodged it yet again taking a few swings at you. “Ye got soft, love.” He stated clearly happy that he was pushing your buttons. You weren’t having it. You swung your sword towards his grinding the metal of your weapons together. Soon the clinking of sword on sword rang throughout the ship it was getting intense. You using everything you had to take on Jack Sparrow and he was just keeping up with your newfound abilities and aggression. Watching you fight, pirates attire hugging your body, drove Jack crazy. He loved you there was no denying it and your skills were to be admired you almost matched his level.

Your swords stood face to face you tried to push back against your opponent but Jack had the upper hand. He was stronger than you. Suddenly, you fell. Your sword just out of reach and Jack’s on the floor above your head. The bastard tripped you. “Cheat.” You spat through gritted teeth. “I’m a pirate savvy.” His face was inches from yours. His warm breath tickling your face. You threw your hands up to push him off but he pinned them above your head gazing into your eyes. All your previous anger had subsided looking into Jack’s chocolate brown eyes, you couldn’t deny you had fallen for the notorious pirate. His knees straddled your hips keeping you locked down to the deck. “I win, love, now for a reward.” He pressed his lips up against yours. Hungrily attacking your mouth. He was a great kisser and quickly took control of the situation leaving you aching for more. Your body reacted with his much to Jack’s delight. He broke the kiss leaving you confused before hoisting you up. “Cabin, love.” His voice was husky as he practically dragged you to his quarters to have you alone.

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Imagine Jack Sparrow kissing you to shut you up when you start panicking

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I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.

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*screams loudly* WHAT HOGWARTS HOUSE WOULD CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW BE IN 

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Reblog if you believe Johnny Depp is innocent.

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So I’m rewatching PotC and I just realized that although we spectators already come to Curse of the Black Pearl knowing beforehand that Jack is quite eccentric, the characters don’t know and it really fucks me up that at first Elizabeth, Will and even Norrington do see Jack as Captain Jack Sparrow and do get intimidated by the stories about him. Of course later they start seeing more and more about who he really is and go all “#is this serious #i’m so fucking done™“, but at first they are intimidated by him and now that I’ve seen Jack with these eyes I just can’t stop having my mind blown by every single scene because I too can now see Jack by the way strangers would see him and it fucks me up to finally realize he is intimidating and does look like a cruel pirate

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i love/hate this

Lawrence & James Norrington.

“A family affair”

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Another happy(?) headcanon: Sometimes when Lizzy is feeling lonely, she listens to the beating of Will's heart in its chest to remind her of him.

This is like,,,,,,,happy sad,,,,,,,,,,,,,,idk how to feel man but my heart is aching :(

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In my defense this has been on my laptop for ages but there is actually no good explanation for all the John Oliver jokes bye

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norrington emerging from his cabin with some big deck energy

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Siren/Sailor sentence starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

Sirens

“Won’t you come swim with me?~”

“I can tempt you with just my voice.”

“ ♪ One day, someone will satisfy me♩♫ A mysterious sailor maybe♪♫” 

“Is there a sailor looking at me?~”

“Aww are you afraid to leave your little boat?”

“If a man/woman/person could swim these rough waves, I’d give them anything they wanted…”

“Honey, you’ve never met anyone like me before.”

“I’ve never been with a sailor before…”

“You look strong, but I don’t think you could handle me~”

“How lonely…I wish someone would take my pain away.”

“ ♪♫♩♫ Oooooohhh ♫♩♫♪ ”

“I can’t swim! Someone save me!” 

“Look into my eyes and tell me that you don’t want me.”

“I can show you where the treasure is.”

“Don’t pretend that some part of you doesn’t want to walk the plank.”

“You have lovely eyes, I wish I could see them up close.”

“I don’t mean any harm…”

“I see how it is…you sailors stay on your boat because you can’t swim.”

“Have you ever been with a mermaid/merman/merperson before?”

Sailors

“That’s the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen…”

“Is there someone down in the water..?”

“…Ready the cannons.”

“Look at him/her/them…I’ve never seen a finer creature in all the seven seas.”

“I’ll never be stupid enough to jump into that water.”

“Are you a mermaid/merman/merperson?”

“I’d love to join you, but I can’t swim.”

“I’ve never had sex underwater before…”

“We’ve been at sea for eight months. I’d do just about anyone right now.”

“Why don’t you come up here?”

“I don’t even care if she’s/he’s/they’re trying to kill me…I need to get down there.” 

“You don’t see men/women/people like that on dry land…”

“That water looks cold…”

“Not interested in mermaids/mermen/merpeople, but I’d kill for a beer right now.”

“It looks like there’s a storm coming…”

“I don’t have time for this.”

“For a liar, you’re very beautiful.”

“I’m not going to jump to my death! Not even for…flawless skin, or…perfect lips–wAIT”

“I think I’m in love.”

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Jack, when Will betrays him:

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thank you so much, truly, i am forever grateful. i was anon <3

do you know where I can find the PDF file for The Price of Freedom? I’m desperate. love your account btw

       I do indeed, anon! i’ve got two links, one here and one here!

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Those rare occasions when Jack shows genuine emotion reblog if you agree

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WARNING: R Rated! But none the less amazing piece of work 😍😍😍😍

Great Expectations

As requested by Anonymous.

Jack Sparrow x Reader

Warnings: NSFW. Rum mention.

Word count: 2,162

“No, Sparrow,” you call over the railing of your anchored ship. “You shall board my vessel this afternoon. I’m not stepping onto yours after what happened the last time I did.”

“And I will board your vessel, love,” he grins mischievously, “just as soon as you get your scrumptious self over here onto my ship.”

You roll your eyes at the comment, trying with great difficulty not to smile. “As you are well aware, there is far more room over here. Plenty of space to move about as we please.”

“That is definitely something to consider,” he replies, shrugging. “Although, I’ve got food. Lots of it. Delicious stuff.”

“Oh, you’ve got food, have you?” you say blithely, your thoughts straying briefly to the fresh stock you had just plundered from one of the Royal Navy’s smaller ships. “Well, I’ve got rum.”

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