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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

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Rewatching Oban Star-Racers and Eva/Molly loved her dad so much despite him abandoning her and being ~too busy~ to talk to her for like… ten years… GOD, how much she loves him and defends him is so sad, even while bullied because people don't believe Don Wei has a daughter… even people working for Wei don't believe she's his daughter… and then, of course, how sad it is that he didn't recognize her at all (to be fair, she DID dye her hair and tattoo her cheek like her mother did… I saw some folks say he probably assumed her to be a Maya fan, rather than her daughter, and yeah, that tracks.)

Jordan still breaks my heart. Also, I forgot how shy and timid he was in the first episode! He acts bolder and brasher starting from the second, but you know he's still shy underneath because of how he gets about Molly...

How jealous he is of Aikka and annoyed by Molly fangirling over him cracks me up. It's also because the Nourasians are allied with the Crogs...

Even on rewatch, I didn't realize the soldier we see in the prologue had Wilde right there on his helmet! So, this definitely was one of Jordan's family members... I guess that all but confirms that's Jordan's grandfather who was captured by Crogs... (somehow, I noticed the eyebrows more than the name.)

They have the exact same scruffy eyebrows. ;3;

"It's a piece of junk, but it's made of polarized titanium." "Terrific, I guess." "He means of you play bumper cars with this guy, you're going home by email."

Stan and Koji are still hilarious.... xDDD;;;;

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spin this wheel for a prefix, and then spin this wheel for a suffix

as a bonus you can spin this wheel to find ur role in the clan (note: spin twice if you get apprentice)

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How?

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“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

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A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.

(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)

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when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

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I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

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Frankenstein AU where the Creature, upon returning to seek terrible vengeance on Victor after realizing the tragic existence he's been forced into, takes a few days extra to actually, you know, observe Victor and see what he's like, to learn how best to enact his revenge. And he comes to the conclusion that, "Actually, I don't need to do anything, this idiot's going to ruin his own life without any outside interference, and I kinda wanna see how he does it."

Victor then proceeds to continue with his previously demonstrated levels of making good life choices, while now also constantly looking over his shoulder for his Creation and having the vapors at every little thing because oh noes, it's The Monster come back to Get Him-!!!

The Creature: (watching all this unfold through binoculars like it's a soap opera while sneaking in to help himself to Victor's larder and library when he feels like it, and also occasionally hiding small but vital objects, like Victor's keys or shaving blade, in weird spots in the house) Wow, it really does take an incredibly smart man to be quite this stupid, doesn't it?

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I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Ok, so you've been isekai'd to the dnd world and may or may not die due to the class you've been assigned. Better question. Are you human? (spinner wheel of all dnd5e species)

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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

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DnD Character Concept: A Cleric who insists stubbornly and earnestly that their obviously evil patron deity (I'm thinking Lolth or Asmodeus but really any Evil Greater God would do) is actually Good and Benevolent and Just and dismisses all evidence to the contrary as slander from rival deities. Their proof to their claim? Using their divinely granted powers for the most intensely Good tasks and quests they can find: feeding the hungry, protecting the weak, curing the sick- all done in the name of their Terrible Dread Lord and without any expectation of compensation or string attached.

The deity in question is all "???" but keeps granting the cleric power because all that free worship and influence from the people who now pray to them is nice, and hey if the cleric wants to put in the leg work to launder the deity's reputation what reason do they have to say no?

Only it turns out that the cleric is actually playing 4D chess because of the way faith works in Faerun (and most DnD settings). As more and more worshipers start believing The Terrible Dread Lord is actually a Good and Kind and Noble god they start to be influenced by that to become Good and Kind and Noble. Slowly but surely they find themselves warping to match the perception of the masses. It starts by just giving a few random blessings out of what they think is pity, or maybe sending a sign to help someone who is lost on what the deity insists is a whim....but it snowballs until you have Lolth smiting down slavers or Asmodeus sending out devil's to drag down a tyrant to the depths of hell and then they realize 'oh oh no' but by then it's to late: the religious reform movement within their flock is too massive and been ignored for too long as benign. They can't just turn around and smite their own followers- not only because it's tacky but because they feel... compassion and responsibility for those that look to them for guidece.

And then you have the cleric, who at level twenty is literally their most powerful agent and also the high priest of this out of control heresy smugly sipping their tea because, because they where right all along. Their faith in their deity is vindicated- after all what is faith if not believing in something so strongly, against all evidence, that it becomes truth onto itself?