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emperor kuzco was clearly gay

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You will not guess where this is going

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the menswear guy added mr beast to his kill count

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You people need to watch Black Doves, like i need to see posts about the messy gay triggerman and the emotionally unavailable, hot, irish, lesbian triggerman and Keira Knightley cheating on her tory husband and Sarah Lancashire with her cunty white bob

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I really feel like this website is sleeping on Black Doves. It's got everything: Spies! Conspiracies! Keira Knightly! Ben Whishaw! They are best friends! They do murder! There are cool POC characters! It passes the bechdel test! The plot is nonsensical! The script is dogshit! The acting is amazing! Ben Whishaw is a hit man and has a gay romance with the softest of all soft boys! No gay people die! Keira Knightly acts like a posh bitch but is secretly not that posh! Keira Knightly successfully pivots into her Liam Neeson action era! She gets covered in blood (hot)! Ben Whishaw (spoilers) shields his soft boy boyfriend from seeing bad things (also hot)! There are Christmas lights and it's surprisingly festive! Its dumb as fuck and kind of a great time!

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the people YEARN for funny lesbian henchmen

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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it’s defrosting

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Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

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Percy listens to those whale noises that people use to sleep and he just listens to them like a podcast.

And any time he hears someone like Annabeth listening to them he's like "Wow Daphne is really something else. Honestly I can't believe she would do that"

And like she's like "what?"

And Percy just translates the entire thing to her and instead of calming sounds to help her concentrate she now has Percy tell her all the whale drama which she is oddly immersed with.

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90% of age gaps don’t matter when you’re a grown adult as long as you don’t have a repeated pattern of dating people barely legal. I would date someone 30 years older than me if I liked them who gaf

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im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it

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Penetration is a gender-neutral act. Topping is gender-neutral. Bottoming is gender-neutral. You are not more or less of a man or a woman depending on how you fuck. You are not “fake trans” for having sex a certain way. You are not any less masculine for bottoming or any less feminine for topping.