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sometimes I wanna quit shifting & stab myself in the throat🎀

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time to make an arcane dr

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me frolicking because i permashifted

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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I just found an acc with posts in 2007

HOLY SHIT

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I know most shifters don't judge others for their s/o&dr, but you guys have that ONS dr where you feel like you'll get judged😭🙏 LIKE THIS ONE IS LWK EMBARRASSING...

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"but tonight doesn't feel like the right time to-" shut up and do it. where would you be right now if you started when you said you would?

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did I forget smth

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You were not made to live in this reality.

You were made for the stars.

Go shift. Shifting found you for a reason. Your journey has meaning.

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When someone asks me about my plans for future but I plan to shift for the rest of eternity

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Tweets I Made in My CM DR

Taglist: @amiivrse @colettecrybaby @the-badass-penguin

Divider credits: @/i-mmaculatus and @/v6quE

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hello! thank you for the tag!!! ur aesthetic looks so neat omg omg-

(sorry for the delay btw-)

anyone is welcome to join sorry I'm too lazy to tag rn😭😭😭

reblog and add outfits you wear in your dr

@stvrl0st @shiftinggodessblogs @ottaorca @hinatamakoto @ssschocopie

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Having a dream about your dr is so peak

It’s like a limited-time free trial of ur dr

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Forget zodiac signs, what’s y’all Dr’s?

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I made some incorrect quotes of me and my dc dr friend group:D

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Zendaya: how're you feeling?

Kyouka: not good. i have this headache that comes and goes

Aylar: *walks into the room*

Kyouka: there it is

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Aleks, trying to flirt: I have cat-like reflexes

Cullen: prove it.

Aleks: *points to a cat*

Aleks: I like that cat.

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Kyouka: How did this happen?!

Aylar: Look, in our defense, we were left unsupervised.

Aleks: *nodding*

Kyouka: But wasn't Duke with you?!

Duke: Well, in my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Cullen: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Kyouka: I'm a threat to humanity-

Zendaya: he's a little spoon.

Kyouka: >:/

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Aleks: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!

Kyouka: That's physically impossible

Aleks: *cups Cullen's face* Are you sure?

Cullen: *blushing hard* Stawwwwwwp.

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kyouka: good night to my girlfriend fuck the rest of y'all

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[Aylar and Kyouka in her apartment, the rest out to buy stuff]

Aylar: I made tea

Kyouka: I don't want tea

Aylar: I didn't make you tea, this is my tea

Kyouka: then why did you tell me?

Aylar: it's a conversation starter

Kyouka: it's a horrible conversation starter

Aylar: oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate, bitch.

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Aylar: Bro do you lift?

Aleks: Yeah dude how did you know?

Aylar: Because you lift my heart whenever you're around.

Aleks: Bro.

Aylar: Bro.

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Aylar: I cant stand you

Kyouka: Then kneel

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[group out in the woods, exploring.]

Zendaya: It's beautiful out here.

Kyouka: And quiet.

[cut to Aleks with a bear in a headlock and Duke dying from laughter while Aylar screams in the background]

Kyouka: Too quiet.

Izzy: where are Aylar and Aleks?

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Jason: *pointed glare* Aylar can you help me? all of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason

Aylar: [wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than her size] spooky

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Aylar: damn the power went out

Duke: don't worry, I got this

Duke: *lights up*

Aylar: *blinded by the light*

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[Duke and Aylar, in Aylar's bedroom]

Aylar: YOU PUT IT IN THE WRONG HOLE YOU IDIOT-

Jason, kicking down the door: now what in the FUCK did I just hear?!

Duke: not much I just plugged the laptop charger into the headphone Jack

Aylar: *devilish smirk* what did you expect?

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Zendaya: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Aylar: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.

[Duke walks in]

Aylar: Fine, I'l do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Aylar, with great delight: Oh Kyouka is gonna absolutely hate this.

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Aleks: please peer pressure me into finishing my projects

Aylar: do it or you're straight

Aleks: i said peer pressure not THREATEN

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Kyouka: every time I'm confronted with a problem and feel desperate and helpless, I look at a picture of all of us together.

Group: awww-

Kyouka, pulling Zendaya away from the group: and I tell myself, if I can survive living with those dumbass clowns, it means I can handle every problem.

Group:

Kyouka, kissing Znedaya on the forehead: not you, beautiful.

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Kyouka: WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?

Aleks: Duke

Aylar: Duke

Izzy: it was Duke

Duke: ^^