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"why is everyone else allowed to break the rules!? Why is everyone else allowed to be angry?!? Why is everyone else allowed to make me feel like shit while I'm not allowed to fucking raise my voice?!?!? Why are they allowed to do whatever they want without getting in trouble?!? Why are they all fucking allowed to break the rules while I'm the one who gets punished for their disobedience! It's not fucking fair!!!!?"

"whumpee, hey, calm down. Let just take some breaths,"

"Dont FUCKING tell me what to do!!!"

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Officially opening my commissions, featuring Theon as the example 😌

I have 6 slots open at the moment if anyone’s interested!

I wanted to have a bunch of options in the hopes some would be more affordable. I’m happy to draw mostly anything but you can always ask if you’re not sure. If you’re unable to access the link my dms are open to discuss as well! I’m happy to answer any questions 😊

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from rags to riches

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just remembered that i can think about theon greyjoy for free for the rest of my life. godbless.

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🦑 prince of fools 🦑

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bought one hole puncher so i made diy thramsay stamps

(they're just sketchbook paper that i will glue on smth or never)

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✨Game of Thrones/House of the Dragon 3D Keychains ✨

They're back on the shop if you missed them!! 💖 Shipping worldwide as usual. Lik -> https://foudreikashop.bigcartel.com/

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modern asoiaf starks&co favourite snacks but it's according to my MUM?? because she felt the need to tell me her opps on this matter

ned: "[really bad northern accent] a steak and ale piee"

cat: "aww i think she'd have a cuppa tea and a victoria sponge, don't you?"

robb: "something vegetarian [knowing look] because he's... you know"

theon: "a hot dog! [bursts into really loud uncontrollable laughter for like 30 full seconds] no, i'm just kidding he'd probably have something vegetarian too"

sansa: "[pitifully - another knowing look] sushi. i wonder if they do sushi at greggs?"

bran: "i don't care"

rickon: "skittles"

arya (her favourite): "ooh! i think she'd like some... pizza! a good slice of pizza. yes she'd like some pizza"

jon: "god, how could i forget jon! i’m just thinking about greggs now. he'd probably have a pie as well wouldn't he?"

anyway everyone tell my mum her opinions are amazing and she should've wrote season eight instead of david&dan

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Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow

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New installment of my Blockbuster employee Theon x Ramsay, ‘For Rent’ is up 🎉 link in my pinned!

Theon’s summer job turns into just a job when fall rolls around. Everyone is moving on with their lives, but he’s stuck working at the same shitty Blockbuster. There’s only a dead end on the horizon for him.

It sucks until one day a new customer turns up.

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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I finished it!

It's an art for Two weeks of Theon: day 8 - Bravery

Theon and Jeyne escaping Ramsay

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“You will pretend to be a prince”, Lord Ramsay told him last night, as Reek was soaking in a tub of scalding water, “but you know the truth. You’re Reek. You’ll always be Reek no matter how sweet you smell. Your nose may lie to you. Remember your name. Remember who you are.”

“Reek”, he said. “Your Reek”. 

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Really wanted to draw these two