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You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend

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it’s crazy how absolutely blatantly luigi’s constitutional rights are being breached and people seem more concerned about his appearance than a real, scary view of the power CEOs and the healthcare industry have over the legal system. like yeah he looks good in those photos i can appreciate that too but can we focus on the fact that the media is absolutely treating him as if he has already been found guilty. this could happen to anyone. anyone could be arrested over the death of a wealthy, influential person and the precedent being set right now is essentially that the prosecution can run wild and create documentaries declaring your guilt. like that’s really serious and scary.

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

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sometimes the heart's like !!!!!!!! and there's nothing you can do about it

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i hate how quickly veggies go bad like not even just lettuce its like they love dying

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Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

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People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Sergei Kravinoff -> Kraven the Hunter (Part 2)

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I love it when there's a couple but then there's a third guy who's also there and he's part of it but not like romantically he's just a part of the couple but like....platonically