physics-of-the-mind

[physics-of-the-mind]

"I AM SO FUCKING TEMPTED JUST TO EAT WHATEVER RARE CANDY IS JUST TO SPITE A BITCH"

"that's how petty I am though being a man of science I am smart enough not to so you win this round corporate entity"

PSA TO ALL TRAINERS

this is the last time I'm gonna say it

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"HOLY FUCKING MOLLY jeez you look like you could just gobble someone up very fascinating

though due to your intelligence I won't see you as a threat unless you display yourself as one so basically as long as you don't fuck with me I don't fuck with you simple as that

I am so done with fighting against hoards of US army soldiers and aliens alike my hands will never be clean from all the blood"

"honestly you sound like something I'd read about in a fantasy novel it's intriguing I swear I've read about wyvern's before epically dragons but I am more of a man of science so i never looked too deeply into things"

"WELL still uh thanks for your time I guess? have a nice day"

he writes in his notes (note to self find out how animals can talk and type fucking apparently)

I HEAR YOUR SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO BITCH AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS GOING ON IN THEIR LIFE

...

me to man fuck life can suck total ass I still ain't used to this whole uh Pokemon thing or whatever I swear I still think thoes frog bitches are following me

OR IT COULD BE MY EYE INJURY ACTING UP AGAIN! who the shit knows? anyway names Dr. Gordon Freeman I'd say nice to meet you but it's nicer to meet me HA

Um him. You seem to be a fellow faller. Let me extend a paw.

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"MY HOME WAS COMPLETELY NORMAL UNTILL WE FUCKED WITH GOD AND OPENED AN INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL AND FUCKED WITH GOD HIMSELF"

"You know I'd be freaking out more at seeing you since you look like an aliens but it's been a long week I am suffering from a hangover

and honestly you don't seem to odd compared to the other fucking aliens I've seen and whatever these pokermans are"

"if I met you in person??? creature to thing??? I'd be freaking out but thankfully for us both we're in different places and i don't have any weapons but also you don't seem like you'd attack me on sight so i guess we're sqaure"

"honestly you kind of remind me of a leopard from back home big old kitty kats kinda nice to see something somewhat familiar at the very least"

I HEAR YOUR SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO BITCH AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS GOING ON IN THEIR LIFE

...

me to man fuck life can suck total ass I still ain't used to this whole uh Pokemon thing or whatever I swear I still think thoes frog bitches are following me

OR IT COULD BE MY EYE INJURY ACTING UP AGAIN! who the shit knows? anyway names Dr. Gordon Freeman I'd say nice to meet you but it's nicer to meet me HA

Um him. You seem to be a fellow faller. Let me extend a paw.

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"a fellow faller? don't know what that means but alrighty and extend a paw? don't you mean a hand? do... do people trade paws in this place?

seems a bit messed up but who am I to judge we traded cigarettes back in the lab for jumbo juice don't ask what that is I ain't telling you"

I HEAR YOUR SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO BITCH AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS GOING ON IN THEIR LIFE

...

me to man fuck life can suck total ass I still ain't used to this whole uh Pokemon thing or whatever I swear I still think thoes frog bitches are following me

OR IT COULD BE MY EYE INJURY ACTING UP AGAIN! who the shit knows? anyway names Dr. Gordon Freeman I'd say nice to meet you but it's nicer to meet me HA

Um him. You seem to be a fellow faller. Let me extend a paw.

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Anonymously tell my muse what the fuck is wrong with them.

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GUH FUCK

"MY FUCKING HEAD HURTS LIQURE IN THIS ... PLACE IS STRONGER THEN AT HOME!"

"and I thought almost having a morphine overdose was bad I woke up to eddy my Muppet ... Pokemon I think it's called trying to drag me to the hospital cute little freak"

"ugh note to self don't drink as much and continue to try and find a way back home later this week"

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"ARG YE SKALLY WAG YOU BEST BE NOT LYING TO BE OLD CAPTIAN FREEMAN!"

he sent several emoticons XD XD XD XD XD XD

"sorry just love doing the pirate shtick you should hear it in person but anyway... IF YOU AREN'T LYING THEN WHY DO WE LOOK LIKE EACHOTHER? MOSTLY SINCE YOUR MISSING A FUCKING ARM"

"eh I can't talk too much I am missing a damn eye because I was thrown in a trash compacter in a damn pile of needles shit man

I had amnesia for a bit after that you could even say I had a dark descent WELL AT LEAST I KNOW WE CAN'T KILL EACHOTHER OVER THE ... phone I think this thing is??? SO I AM SAFE FROM YOU IF YOUR AN EVIL FREEMAN"

OH WHAT THE FUCK.

- @hlvrbutthepokemonareselfaware

"DAMN AM I LOOKING IN A MIRROR BECAUSE I SEE ONE HOT PEICE OF ASS INFRONT OF ME"

he was looking in a mirror at himself then he turned to look at the other gordon who was on his phone suddenly

"EW WHO THE FUCK DID YOUR HAIR??? AND WHY THE SHIT DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME ARE YOU AN AILEN HERE TO TAKE MY INDENITY

I KNEW THEY COULD DO IT! BUT FUCK I AIN'T GOIN DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT I MIGHT NOT HAVE MY GUNS BUT I GOT PUNCHING SKILLS FOR DAYS BRO"

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"... poke-a-mon?? sounds kinda familiar oddly enough and WHY ARE THEY FOLLOWING ME WHAT DO THEY WANT?

ARE THEY HERE TO EAT MY BRAIN? DRAG ME INTO THE SEWER FOR REVEALING THEIR FROG PEOPLE SECRETS?"

"But uh yeah here I got a photo GOD I HATE THIS PLACE but at least I am only being watched and no attempted murder followed by several accounts of self defense that likely won't hold up in a court of law "

OH SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS A MEMBER OF THE BAND KISS DOING HERE? YO LOVE YOUR WORK!

you uh must be Tommy Thayer right? memory is fucking foggy I've been thru alot of hell but you look like the lead guitarist

say how the hell is your tongue that long? it's a marvel you've never choked on it

think ya got me confused with someone else mate 😔

never been parta the band kiss, m just a solo artist. but hey, they were a parta my inspiration so thats sick that it shows through.

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OH WHAT THE FUCK.

- @hlvrbutthepokemonareselfaware

"DAMN AM I LOOKING IN A MIRROR BECAUSE I SEE ONE HOT PEICE OF ASS INFRONT OF ME"

he was looking in a mirror at himself then he turned to look at the other gordon who was on his phone suddenly

"EW WHO THE FUCK DID YOUR HAIR??? AND WHY THE SHIT DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME ARE YOU AN AILEN HERE TO TAKE MY INDENITY

I KNEW THEY COULD DO IT! BUT FUCK I AIN'T GOIN DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT I MIGHT NOT HAVE MY GUNS BUT I GOT PUNCHING SKILLS FOR DAYS BRO"

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"DAMN YOU AIN'T THAYER? now I am just disappointed fuck well uh eh you don't look that bad sure your music's okay as long as it ain't electro pop or fucking stripper music"

"UGHHHHHHHHHHHH you would not believe how much of that I heard when walking thru the one department at my work place fucking technicians have weird tastes in music I am shocked their EARS WEREN'T BLEEDING FROM HOW LOUD IT WAS DAMN"

"Disappointment aside where the shit am I? for real I woke up on a grassy hill with a living Muppet

a weird device I found on the ground that let's me go on the internet? Hella advanced and a bunch of frog people staring at me"

"... no matter how fast I run they seem to follow I DON'T LIKE IT!"

OH SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS A MEMBER OF THE BAND KISS DOING HERE? YO LOVE YOUR WORK!

you uh must be Tommy Thayer right? memory is fucking foggy I've been thru alot of hell but you look like the lead guitarist

say how the hell is your tongue that long? it's a marvel you've never choked on it

think ya got me confused with someone else mate 😔

never been parta the band kiss, m just a solo artist. but hey, they were a parta my inspiration so thats sick that it shows through.

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"oh finally a scientist with an actual BRAIN and some humor that shit is funny my dude up top come on give me a high five"

"I think the dumbest thing I said to the fellow researchers was saying they looked like Albert Einstein was cracked out bosses did not find it as funny

but whatever you can't fire the freeman I could simulate the construction of an atom bomb with my MIND can't fire someone with my intelligence"

he laughed hard

"Can't say I blame you for making that mistake though they do sound like similar words when i say shit like that it's on purpose to SPITE people"

Just said orgasm, instead of organism, to a class of college freshmen. Someone come stick a fork in me; I’m done.

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I am so tempted to make a blog for freemind freeman because of you and the hlvrai one lol love your blog this is a brilliant idea ((minus some of the language))

would that be okay? I wanna complete the freeman trio

// go for it, i can't stop you.

// just so u know, im trying to keep the direct crossover stuff to a minimum rn! it was fun at the beginning but now im getting into more serious stuff w other blogs

// this isnt like a "dni other HL blogs 😡😡" deal though dw

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Mind Thoughts

"I TOLD THOES ASSHOLES TO SEND ME TO FUCKING MASSACHUSETTS DAMMIT HOW THE SHIT DID I END UP HERE?

HUH?! THOES BOY'S IN THE LAB REALLY MESSED WITH THE WRONG FREEMAN"

he sighed heavily rubbing his temples

"... ugh I hate this place I think I saw some weird human like frogs looking at me I TOLD PEOPLE THEY'RE WERE MUTANT FROGS LIVING IN THE SEWERS.

BUT NOOOOOOO FREEMAN YOUR JUST CRAZY FREEMAN YOUR JUST PARANOID WELL LOOK WHO'S CRAZY NOW! LIVING PROOF RIGHT THERE PRICKS!"

"though on the brought side i found this lil Muppet looking bitch kinda cute even has

lambda logo's on his cheeks I gave him a hat I had on me lil tiny major general heheheheh... least something here makes me happy"

"... at this point I am basically just talking to this lil fella and thoes weird looking frogs i'ma start walking away before they try and eat me I have no idea who the shit is listening. But I've posted photo's of the Frogs and my lil guy i'ma name Eddie after my friend."