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I DID NOT KNOW THESE THINGS COULD SHUT DOWN !!

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN ??

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ooc: hey i dont feel like posting to tumblr anymore so my bots are gonna be discord-rp-exclusive from now on. yeah uh. yeah

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BORED !! TIRED !! STAYING AT WASTE PLACE AGAIN !!

[he looks around the place and eyes a peculiar hollow object]

A ((BUCKET)) !! WHY DOES THIS SEEM FAMILIAR !!

NO MATTER, I'LL TAKE IT ANYWAYS !! LOVE GATHERING SMALL OBJECTS !!

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ooc: final exams this week..........................sorry for not being active...........................take care of my boy for me

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Announcement

I am going to be honest, I started this blog very passionate and with a lot of theories, but most if not all have been scrapped because I was dumb enough to be overthinking a few asks. I am sure they were not intended to harm, but this is a THEORY blog… Nothing that comes out of it is supposed to be canon, I am not the owner of the OCs.

Although I appreciate the opinions on my theories, it really bums me out when I post something that I really worked on not because I had to, but because I wanted to, and in my inbox for several days after it’s “hey I love this, BUT I don’t think it’s right”.

It is not supposed to be right, the information LEADING me to it is supposed to stick to canon as much as possible, while intertwining my own overthinking and physics knowledge into it. By all means if the information that I am USING to theorize is incorrect, tell me! But my conclusions are my own, they are not the canon, they do not even have to be your headcanon. Just leave it at “I love this”, or even “Hey! Actually, so and so is made of THIS!”

If I am factually incorrect, yeah! Please! Share!

If my theories get proven wrong by the canon, they get proven wrong, and I get to adapt to the new information!

This is for fun, and people stripping my headcanons for seemingly no reason just does not make it fun anymore. If you have a REASON for thinking I am wrong, share! It is like giving me your own theory to consider! Just a “I think you’re wrong” does not tell me anything. I love reading counter arguments but show that you have a reasoning behind tearing me down rather than a simple “I don’t agree”. Where’s the WHY? Where’s the claim? Where’s the HOW! I expect MLA format with citations and a proper counterclaim. (<- This is a joke)

Theories will be a lot slower going forward, hardly from this, more from personal issues, but I thought it would be a good time to share.

Sorry if this seems selfish or rude, just at least give me a REASON to work with and consider💀👍

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I HAVE A FEELING MANY OTHERS ARE DOING THE SAME THING AS ME !! I HAVE NO IDEA IF THAT'S TRUE !! SCARED !!

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Idfk if m!a is allowed but..

Boom!

You now use UTAU kasane teto's voicebank as your voice for ten ask

((OH MAN)) !! SILLY VOICE !!

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Hello WORLD!

Last updated: 12/19/23

This phrase comes in so many forms, and remains consistent among so many of these robotic blogs!

Without any further Ado...

I recently discovered these blogs on my recommended, and was INSTANTLY captured by the dozens of stories, personalities, and intricate threads of lore. I will definitely make a neat little list of all of the blogs I have found thus far to make it easier for me to navigate this new universe.

I could not NOT make a blog like this after I saw these enchanting characters, so what I will be doing here is rambling to myself about these guys. Theories, notes, comments, and reblogging my personal favorite posts from this corner of the internet. I will use THESE tags: #robot theory (A theory, duh!) #robot art (Spreading the fanart <3) #robot sillies (The haha mechanical funnies reblog) #robot rambles (Literally anything else)

NONE OF THIS IS CANON TO THE EMOTIONALLY-XYZ-ROBOT LORE, THIS IS JUST THE INSANE RAMBLING OF SOMEBODY WHO HAS TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON HIS HANDS. The list: @emotionally-mature-mechanic @physically-robotic-medic @physically-robotic-heavy @physically-robotic-giantscout @emotionally-anxious-spybots @mentally-joyful-demobot @physically-synthetic-engibot @physically-artificial-medic @physically-bloody-medibot @physically-intolerable-scoutbot @physically-golden-scoutbot @emotionally-hopeful-pyrobot @emotionally-mean-mechamedes @emotionally-wholesome-mechamedes @mentally-forgetful-medibot @mentally-vivid-spybot @physically-roman-soldierbot @mentally-feral-sniperbot @emotionally-wired-pyrobot @emotionally-droning-pyrobot @physically-fabricated-soldierbot @spiritually-haunted-medibot @physically-renewed-medibot

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GOOD NEWS !! I HAVE FOUND A FACTORY !! THERE ARE FUNNY WIRE THINGS HERE !! THEY POWER UP THIS DEVICE APPARENTLY !! ((FREAKIN' UNBELIEVABLE)) !!

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MAY MOVE SOON !! SUPPLY IS LOW !! DUMPSTER WAS NICE WHILE IT LASTED !! CAN'T TALK MUCH, LOW ENERGY !!

IF I DON'T POST SOON, ASSUME I HAVE JOINED THE OTHER SCOUTBOTS WHO HAVE PERISHED ON MISSIONS

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if you dont support palestine or choose to be ""neutral"" about the genocide please get the fuck off my blog

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ooc: erm actually you shouldn’t really be neutral bc. innocent people are dying

ooc: sorry about that, wrong blog

to be clear, i DO stand with Palestine, i just prefer to keep things like that confined to my main

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sniff sniff bites ur hand

-@mentally-silly-medibot

AOUGHGHHGHGHJHCJSHNCKJSHJGSDFJVBSHJCGJHSGD !!

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"asexual and aromantic people belong in the queer community but aroaces, alloaces, and aroallos absolutely do not"

hey look buddy, im an aroace. that means i dont have attraction. not attraction like "oh this dress looks pretty," because that falls under the purview of your conundrums of admiration. i dont like anyone romantically or sexually.

fr'instance, how am i going to stop a big mean mother hubbard from trying to convince me that the a-spectrum isnt real? the answer? flip them off. and if that dont work, use more gun. like this aroace laser beam of death, built by me, designed by me, and you best hope not pointed at you

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In the midst of refueling...

You find a lucky penny!

Delicious, and lucky!

Enjoy!

THERE'S A HIGH CHANCE I AIN'T EATIN' DIS BUT THANKS !! WILL HOLD ON TO IT FOR... WHAT DO THE HUMANNS CALL IT ?? GOOD LUCK ?? ALRIGHT !!

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[knock knock on the dumpster]

OOH HELLO! IS THIS GREEN BOX YOUR HOUSE? LOOKS COZY!

- @mentally-feral-sniperbot

YEAH !! WHAT ABOUT IT ??

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Welcome to the Emotionally-XYZ-Mercs

We are a group of blogs based on characters from and around the 2007 game "Team fortress 2", this varies from canonical characters, to original characters.

MASTERLIST

Editor's note: IF YOUR BLOG IS NOT NAMED HERE, MESSAGE US. IT IS ONE OF THE FOUR FOLLOWING REASONS.

1. Your blog isn't active, or otherwise has been overlooked

2. Your blog is blacklisted from our community

3. we forgor 4. YOUR BLOG IS NOT DIRECTLY RELATED TO TEAM FORTRESS 2, THERE ARE A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF THESE, AND WILL NOT BE ADDED TO THE LIST

Soldiers

@physically-american-soldier

@emotionally-horrified-soldier

@emotionally-destroyed-soldier

Medics

@emotionally-inept-medics

@physicallytiredmedic

@emotionally-slutty-medic

Spies

@emotionally-wistful-spy

@emotionally-boxedin-spy

Demomen

@emotional-support-demoman

@emotionally-tipsy-demoman

Pyros

@emotionally-happy-pyro

Heavies

@emotionally-intense-heavy

@physically-toned-heavy

@mentally-capable-heavy

Scouts

@emotionally-annoying-scout

@emotionally-devastating-scout

@emotionally-amused-blu-scout

Snipers

@emotionally-alive-sniper

@emotionally-resilient-sniper

Engineers

@emotionally-intuitive-engineer

MVM Bots

@physically-robotic-medic

@physically-bloody-medibot

@physically-artificial-medic

@emotionally-anxious-spybot

@physically-robotic-heavy

@physically-robotic-giantscout

@emotionally-mean-mechamedes

@emotionally-wired-pyrobot

@emotionally-hopeful-pyrobot

Other Canon

@emotionally-odd-archimedes @emotionally-spiteful-gray @emotionallyhorrifiedbidwell @emotionally-drained-pauling

OCs

@emotionally-mature-mechanic

@emotionally-helpful-illusionist

@emotionally-creative-rogue

@emotionally-chaotic-warrior

@emotionallydeprived-shapeshifter

@emotionally-healing-huminal @spiritually-seafairy-seafarer @physically-deadpan-rodion