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A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

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that one meme (YOU KNOW WHICH ONE)

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introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry

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oh you searched for incest on some trans girl’s account and found posts where she romanticizes being loved by the family that disowned her? do you feel powerful? do you feel good because you found a way to validate your own preexisting notions about how because she’s a trans woman she must automatically be some weird freak pervert who deserves to be shunned from society? do you feel good about that? are you gonna think about how you’re not a weird creep who likes incest like her when you call your girlfriend mommy tonight?

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In Okami, it's never actually shown how much power the Brush Gods have beyond their specific technique(s). However, in alot of pantheons, most gods are able to choose the form in which they take, as their physical being is not set in stone (Not to mention, Human/Animal shapeshifters ARE a thing that exist shown through the Oina and Ninetails.) Additionally, the gods CAN talk, as seen in /literally every cutscene with them./

This proposes two ideas: 1. Amaterasu has been weakened to the point of being unable to speak with words, forced to communicate to all through barks and body language. Unable to assume any other form until fully powered and returned to the sacred realm. Or the much funnier option, number 2... Ammy could start talking or take a humanoid form literally fucking whenever she wants, but simply chooses to be Ouppy because She Fucking Can.

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He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle

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Were you ever spanked as a child AND do you think that spanking is ok?

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i got a mod that lets me control the size of bees LOOK HOW TINY THEY ARE

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do you think the dc universe has a news site like the onion that’s just like…

“meddling parents still alive, preventing bruce wayne from adopting yet anther orphan”

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Waiting for his turn

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The cat is now yours

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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

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pro lifer blocked me on twitter for asking this but if embryos have souls, and then they're aborted, exactly how sapient are they in the afterlife? Are they forever doomed to float around with no thoughts in their heads? Is it like just animal intelligence like a little happy goldfish? Do they still have an embryonic form? I've always seen an assumption that child souls are still in child form so I guess so. Do the other people in the afterlife keep abortions as little pets? Will they stay in a fishbowl or are they too stupid + intangible and float right out again?

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Oh my god this person found a leopard slug with its eyestalks fused together??? One super long stalk but it still has two eyes on the end. That's the cutest thing in the entire world. And then it had a ton of babies but JUST ONE baby inherited the mutation!!