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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable
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ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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I’m genuinely curious, has anybody ever played through Majora’s Mask and not been stressed out like… the whole time
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FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗
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Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.
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Finally got this thing mounted! I’m so happy with how it looks! 🍊🍊🍊
#wow i kept seeing this reposted all over pinterest#i hope op has a pattern >>#i really wanna make some
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Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us
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Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer
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once you start saying yippee you can never go back
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the 3ds is such an elegant device like she can play games she can fold she can be hacked what can't she do
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