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So guess who spilled juice on her laptop and is still struggling to fix it... haha... certainly not me, the stem major with an obvious respect for machinery

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For your consideration:

Just think about how different Billy is after the movie. I’ve already sort of touched on this in some of my replies, but after The Incident, Billy becomes disillusioned again. Suddenly, everything isn’t fun and games anymore. It’s real.

Before, Billy always assumed that everything would work out for him once he defeated Captain Hammer and finally ruled the day. That he’d somehow rule the world with sharp wit and fix society from the top down, and maybe, finally gather the courage to ask Penny to dinner. He’d finally get the respect and fame he deserved.

But now he knows that life isn’t a comic book, and real people don’t have plot armor. Anyone he gets close to is in danger; whether from misguided heroes, accidents in the lab, or even the government, since he’s more or less an enemy of the state.

The criminal underworld will always have a place for him, and his status as a feared villain protects him from most things. Still, he’s hesitant to extend anything before professional camaraderie. Even Moist is pushed away, although it’s surprisingly easy, as Moist is just as willing to give him space.

It’s lonely at the top for a reason, he tells himself. 

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(( one of the worst parts of being a stem major is that after a year of classes... I can actually play Billy more accurately. please end my suffering, my brain has too much jargon stuffed in it ))

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“ glue is just sticky water ”

"I cannot explain to you enough that it is not sticky water, Papyrus." Billy groans into the sky, looking up for divine inspiration.

"It is a bunch of polymers that get tangled, floating in a solvent. That can't be water. Er. Well. Elmer's glue is so kids don't hurt themselves but most glue is in like... alcohol or something." He pauses. "I think. I haven't taken material sciences in years."

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“Is that the new catchphrase?” for @secret-weapon. Tis a sideblog! I'm really interested in your blog, and I'd love to interact sometime, I feel like my muses might be fun to talk to yours with! ^^

@secret-weapon

Dr. Horrible mutters angrily to himself as he glances at the livestream chat, returning to his soldering project.

"Dear god, yes, yes it is! What is with you people? Remember to follow and stuff, just uh... gotta reach this-"

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💭 - honestly the only muse i remember throwing at Billy ever is God Author (Aiden) so uh. Yea

@dangerous-fiction

Billy finds the Author off-putting yet charming when they first meet. It's surprisingly soothing to meet a god that seems pretty benevolent, even if he's incredibly naïve. Initially, he's also a little suspicious of the god's motives, but that gets sorted out pretty quickly.

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😵 for a random headcanon between our muses. Horrible and Achim!

Horrible and Achim pull pranks on each other in the office, to the level of Dwight and Jim from The Office (USA). At first it was a genuine misunderstanding, where Billy accidentally stole Achim's favorite coffee mug in a sleep-deprived stupor.

By now, it has escalated to Achim fully replacing Horrible's office with perfectly serviceable furniture. All Captain Hammer themed.

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😵 for a random headcanon between our muses. Doctor Horrible and Oron!

@musesbykai

Billy secretly digs Oron's awesome blue hair. It's not a look he'd pull off easily himself, so he respects the man's fashion tastes, whether they're intentional or not.

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a list of things i’ve heard my students say  pt. 1

“ my new goal in life is to find a word with no definition ” “ what’s her name? Rosie O’Donnell … is she dead now ? ” “ i pee oil ” “ she might have nice feet ” “ you big boulder ! ” “ oh not the garden ” “ i got asthma & i’m fat ! i can’t be running ” “ i’m full of tiredness, depression & frustration. no i am not okay “ “ of course it’s iconic, i’m in it ” “ can you please watch Kim Possible. you had no childhood ! ” “ mandatory extra credit — but it’s worth nothing ” “ i always have the urge to say it … bazinga ! ” “ damn is that a cup with stuff in it ? ” “ IT’S HOODIE SEASON BITCHES !! WHIP OUT THEM FLANNELS !! ” “ damn guys you did it, i’m straight now ” “ glue is just sticky water ” “ you can’t rob me i’m broke ” “ what the FUCK is a burgercheese ?! ” “ what in the 100 year old titty is that ?! ” “ are you actually missing chromosomes ? ” “ they’re not getting my urine ! ” “ a beese churger ” “ & i didn’t see it all the other times you showed it to me either ” “ mobey frick that’s not cool ” “ can you wash my tooth ? ” “ mrs. butt worth ? ” “ you spoke so loud my cup heard it ” “ stop it ! you can’t cha cha that smooth ! ” “ like tin i have been foiled ” “ sometimes you just gotta poop ” “ one second I’m organizing my 3’s ” “ it’s romanslut … what ? that’s my password ! ”

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Send a 💝 and my Muse will ramble on about how they presently feel about yours.

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Evil scientist for @flyingfoxx13

🧪.����.🧪 - ☢️.☢️.☢️ - 🧪.🧪.🧪

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Send "Listen here, you little shit!" for your muse/s to catch mine doing something mischievous!

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🧪 Mad Scientist stimboard 🧪

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Send a rumour that your muse has heard about mine.

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🌱 Quotes With Very Specific Vibes (Prompts)

❝ Hey what’s u— why are you reorganizing the fridge at this hour?! ❞

❝ I could have a better conversation with a chipmunk than with you. ❞

❝ Allow me to show you the inherent humor of factoring polynomials. ❞

❝ I am going to scream so loud, I swear. ❞

❝ Stop laughing and just tell me how to put this on! ❞

❝ STOP ZOOMING IN ON ME. ❞

❝ I’ll be your divorce attorney. ❞

❝ I’ll be the reason for your divorce. ❞

❝ I am going to throw an orange at you so hard that you won’t remember this conversation. ❞

❝ We’re having a short king crisis, mama ayy. ❞

❝ Hey, why are there like 50 crows on your roof? ❞

❝ Don’t kiss me. Your mustache is disgusting. ❞

❝ You’ve made your choice… and so have I. ❞

❝ Oh? You are coming towards me? ❞

❝ REGRET WHAT YOU JUST SAID! ❞

❝ Look! I got you a present! ❞

❝ Babe, you’re so evilly cute. ❞

❝ I’m stealing your job, I’m stealing your title, I’m stealing your title, I’m stealing your armies, AND I’m stealing your girl. ❞

❝ Why don’t you just steal all my money and get it over with? ❞

❝ Why don’t you just steal my heart and get it over with? ❞

❝ If you think I’m a twunk, then you’re wrong. ❞

❝ Trade offer my ass. I know you just want me to make you cookies. ❞

❝ Mm, flowers. ❞

❝ Stop eating flowers, I can see the petals in your mouth. ❞

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☁️Persona 5 OST lyric prompts☁️

❛ Am I not unique? ❜

❛ Maybe I’m not here at all ❜

❛ Oh, it’s useless ❜

❛ Feed your anger like fire ❜

❛ Why does nobody want change? ❜

❛ If you hold on, life won’t change ❜

❛ They look down on all the rest of us like they’re some special breed ❜

❛ It’s not a game ❜

❛ I’m just as real, I’m just as dangerous as you ❜

❛ A taste of your own meds ❜

❛ You’ll never see it coming ❜

❛ You think you got your game planned out to a T ❜

❛ One more step and you’re dead ❜

❛ It’s not an accident that no one hears your cries ❜

❛ Are you sure your next move’s the right one for you? ❜

❛ Where have you been? ❜

❛ Who knows where the whims of fate may lead us ❜

❛ It’s now or it’s never, and I’ve got to make my decision ❜

❛ I’m standing on razor’s edge now ❜

❛ A chance at a new start ❜

❛ There’s no time for indecision ❜