phantomjokerofhearts

[phantomjokerofhearts]

...Futaba would be so jealous

[HI MOD OF @gymleadergarnet AGAIN I FORGOT TO CHECK ON THE EGG FOR @phantomjokerofhearts]

//No worries, I'm Dealing With Life and also slow!

Aspen checked the records. "Ah yes, your egg is ready to hatch. And it's a peculiar but popular one --"

Your Egg Hatched Into EEVEE

Eevee's are overwhelmingly male -87.5% chance, in fact- so it's not a surprise this little guy is in fact male. If your partner decides he's open to evolving some day, you'll have a pick of a wide range of processes and an even wider range of outcomes! These evolutionary branches are known by PokéFans as Eeveelutions.

[phantomjokerofhearts]

HEY UM MAYBE DON'T GIVE THE CHILD DEATH THREATS?!

Wait so ALL ghost types are evil? Even Phantump?

It literally tricks people into getting lost in the forest. Only thing they're good for is medicine.

[phantomjokerofhearts]

I have no idea what I'm looking at here and now I'm scared

Hey, I hope I'm not bothering you, but... do you mind if I ask about the "don't interact if you like ghost or dark types" thing? I like to try my best to avoid making people uncomfortable so I'd like to hear more about where that boundary comes from, if you don't mind. I hope that's okay.

I'm not supposed to interact with people who have dark, ghost, fairy, or psychic types because those pokemon are dangerous and only dangerous people own them usually.

They cause nothing but trouble and love to hurt people! My parents don't want me interacting with people who are okay with that because only cruel people own dark types, and that's not a good influence to have on me.

[phantomjokerofhearts]

You have been gifted an egg from @pokenursery on September 10th, 2024. Your egg will take 37 days to hatch! On or after October 17th, feel free to stop by and find out what hatched! (You don't have to, it's just for fun.)

[OOC: Wait I forgot to check on this too didn't I]

[phantomjokerofhearts]

HOOPA MAIL Because we're doing everything from the 100 follower poll thing now

Until October 22nd 2024, midnight GMT, anyone who reblogs this will recieve LITERALLY ANYTHING, and by that I mean I'll pick something to send you.

It can be something useful, useless, a Deus Ex Machina for whatever problem you're in right now, or just a rabid Pachirisu with a butcher's knife. The possibilities are endless! Don't worry I won't try to (intentionally) harm you guys, I'll probably just pick what I think has the funniest outcome.

//OOC: If you don't have your askbox open or mentions turned on there's no way for me to send you the item and, unfortunately, your reblog will just be ignored. //Also if you reblog this from a non-rp blog I'll just send you the item based off of vibes.

[phantomjokerofhearts]

Pelipper Mail! 30,000P in cash, sent in a plastic bag.

//about $300

Wow, thank you! We kinda need this, don't we.

[phantomjokerofhearts]

You receive a package, it's a jar about the size of a large pickle jar, inside is a red liquid, in which floats red orbs about the size of a golfball. Tied to the jar is a note.

"Howdy there, hope this finds you well. I figured I would share a taste of the Ohrken region with some of my fellow bloggers. These are a berry native to Ohrken called Cran Berries. These ones have been pickled so they may be a bit tart. Stay safe out there."

-- Ranger Sveppir

You know, I don't think I've ever had cranberries before!

[phantomjokerofhearts]

WHOOSH!! BAM. from the heavens descends an egg and a keychain!

Go on! Turn it over! What incredibly strong pokemon could it be? Could it be moltres? A steelix? A dragon? It could be anything! It could even be mew!

Spheal :)

:D Another egg! Oh cool this looks like a seal but it's a ball that's adorable actually

[phantomjokerofhearts]

[ooc post. Fuck it all!!!]

REBLOG TO GET AN EGG. A RANDOM FUCKING EGG IN YOUR INBOX IM USING A RANDOM GENERATOR YOU COULD HATCH ARCEUS WHO KNOWS.

You also get a KEYCHAIN of the POKEMON.

Im a minor I'm a minor QUICK EDIT I'm a minor don't reblog if you've got minors dni in your profile you're breaking your own dni

[phantomjokerofhearts]

"Well, we met each other in Medali and hit it off pretty much immediately. He reminds me of someone I know, and I think I remind him of himself. So we decided to stick together to figure out what the hell's going on."

{Off-Screen Post!}

(@phantomjokerofhearts, @the-outcast-conman)

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[You can hear some birds of some sort squawking in unison, as well as a familiar voice screaming for them to hurry up]

[Looking up, there's some sort of skytram, except it's not attached to anything and is being flown through the air...by the squawking flock of birds]

(He stares confused for a moment only to squint at the tram and finally see)

"GRUNKLE STAN!?"

[phantomjokerofhearts]

[Akira hops out of the cab after Stan, giving the driver an apologetic smile, before turning to wave at Mira.]

"Nice to meet you, too. I'm Akira, and you already know this is Stan."

{Off-Screen Post!}

(@phantomjokerofhearts, @the-outcast-conman)

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[You can hear some birds of some sort squawking in unison, as well as a familiar voice screaming for them to hurry up]

[Looking up, there's some sort of skytram, except it's not attached to anything and is being flown through the air...by the squawking flock of birds]

(He stares confused for a moment only to squint at the tram and finally see)

"GRUNKLE STAN!?"

[phantomjokerofhearts]

[Akira pokes out of the window behind stan]

"She has a point, Stan, you were being pretty rude to the birds--"

{Off-Screen Post!}

(@phantomjokerofhearts, @the-outcast-conman)

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[You can hear some birds of some sort squawking in unison, as well as a familiar voice screaming for them to hurry up]

[Looking up, there's some sort of skytram, except it's not attached to anything and is being flown through the air...by the squawking flock of birds]

(He stares confused for a moment only to squint at the tram and finally see)

"GRUNKLE STAN!?"

[phantomjokerofhearts]

". . . Didn't you tell me your family was dead?"

[behold, confused akira face]

"I'm fairly sure you said your family was dead."

{Off Screen Post}

[Stan look up from his phone and glances over at Akira, who's sitting next to him looking somewhat concerned]

"Hey, kid, can you check that guidebook and see if there's anything about public transportation or this place called Tagtree?"

[phantomjokerofhearts]

"Oh, sure thing!"

[he nods, pulling out a paperback guidebook to Paldea and flipping through it]

"If I recall . . . there we go, found it. There's some sort of flying taxi we can probably take, we just probably need to head into town to see if there's any around because I don't know if we can signal any ourselves."

[he turns some more pages, this time going towards the front, looking for a map]

"And I think Tagtree is . . . here!" [he points to the map]

{Off Screen Post}

[Stan look up from his phone and glances over at Akira, who's sitting next to him looking somewhat concerned]

"Hey, kid, can you check that guidebook and see if there's anything about public transportation or this place called Tagtree?"

[phantomjokerofhearts]

I'll keep a note to do that

Hey, is it normal for this egg to have turned into an entire cat? Because I'm pretty sure cats aren't supposed to come from eggs.

[Image File: a very confused Stan holding a Meowth in front of him, who is limp in his hands and smiling no thoughts head empty]

(The kid, Akira, helped me take this picture.)

But seriously. Are cat eggs just . . . a thing here?

[phantomjokerofhearts]

Yeah I think he just learned his brother is alive or something

Hey, is it normal for this egg to have turned into an entire cat? Because I'm pretty sure cats aren't supposed to come from eggs.

[Image File: a very confused Stan holding a Meowth in front of him, who is limp in his hands and smiling no thoughts head empty]

(The kid, Akira, helped me take this picture.)

But seriously. Are cat eggs just . . . a thing here?

[phantomjokerofhearts]

Stan is currently muttering to himself in shock over a realization he just had, but I'll pass this message along once he's feeling better

Hey, is it normal for this egg to have turned into an entire cat? Because I'm pretty sure cats aren't supposed to come from eggs.

[Image File: a very confused Stan holding a Meowth in front of him, who is limp in his hands and smiling no thoughts head empty]

(The kid, Akira, helped me take this picture.)

But seriously. Are cat eggs just . . . a thing here?