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Starting a conspiracy theory that Hank Green was the celebrity who asked Dan and Phil for a threesome
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talking about phannie history and we havent even mentioned dans overly earnest semi-erotic horror vampire fiction about him and his confirned bachelor roommate that got published in a bestselling book marketed to 12-15 year olds
for sure up there with the funniest shit he's ever done because genuinely what the fuck. the way-too-accurate fanfic prose, the overwhelmingly earnest parts about his and phil's friendship, the ridiculous eroticism of that entire tree bit, the AMOUNT of time they spend with their noses touching... honestly he should have just gone all the way and written them as lovers because truly what is this girl
-- Phil grabbed Dan’s wrists and pinned him against the tree
oh i bet
-- (…) Phil, who, as if in slow motion, leant backwards, smacked the branch from Dan’s hand and grabbed him by the throat
of course he did
-- He tried to move but the force his friend was applying to his neck seemed immovable and impossible
uh-huh
-- Phil stepped closer until their noses touched and looked Dan directly in the eyes: ‘I could kill you. Every fibre of my being is urging me to tilt your head back and bite your neck, but I can choose not to.’
okay. so cool dan
-- Phil moved in closer, pinning Dan’s body against the tree-
WE GET IT. actually. jesus christ.
..but then there's the :( you know :(
-- The next day was to be Phil’s funeral. Dan had no interest in going. His friendship with Phil was personal to him and not something he wanted to share with family and friends who would mean well but insult with every word of comfort. He decided that even if he had to attend physically, he would be somewhere else in his mind. He had to.
worst shit i've ever had to read.
#you know I had never imagined back then they weren’t out to at least close family and friends#and this last bit hits different after that
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I love when you find an author who just has a good flavor to their writing. It could be the way they handle characters, the way they use certain tropes or themes, even the specific lilt of their words. Its familiar and comforting and carries across different stories, like coming back to a place of comfort and recognizing the furniture.
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always nice to have something to rely on
#lol I was debating saying int the other rages how much I’ve been struck in these videos#by how wild it is to literally watch the way people who have been together for most/all of their adult life change and become in some ways#pretty different from each other but still work together#but also how much they are the same#mostly as their pre-hiatusselves but also as each other in many other ways#just the passage of time being hard to accept sonetimes etc etc
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pov: the worst couple at the party proposition you for a threesome
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waahhhhhh
no but i love hank!!! the way he and john both have been so supportive of this community since the beginning and have never belittled the passion (insanity) of the phandom. the fact that they've seen dnp grow up to stay grounded and humble despite the success and have always had lovely things to say about them. idk it's just so nice (especially since so many of us are also big fans of h&j) idk it's just so refreshing to see someone have kind things to say about this community without making us the butt of a joke
#hank and John’s relationship to dnp and the fandom will always get me#hank why now?#I love it but what has prompted this?
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Inspired by a reddit post I saw lol. Any tab open on the ao3 website counts, not just fics
#counting phone and comp?#like 260 😬😬😬😬#it’s 234 on my phone#some of them are so old#and some are ones I’ve read recently on my phone and I still need to comment on#hate commenting on my phone#at least if it’s a longer one
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Just saw genuinely one of the silliest takes of all time
They said that you can tell when books are based off of fanfiction because they will be third person pov
In what fuckin universe could that be true
#nono#I love this universe in which every book written in 3rd person was originally fic#incredible#was just actually thinking about fic and it’s preferences for perspective yesterday actually
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thinking about that scene from seeing red and how it’s the worst thing you could do to a ship. like the literal worst thing. worse than one half of the ship dying. the one thing you can’t come back from. also arguably the worst thing you could do to a beloved character. that’s partly why decades later people are still angry about it, still feel betrayed. i think it’s a testament to how good a ship spuffy is, and how good a character spike is, that the love for them has prevailed, that it could survive this.
#oooooh alright alright alright#Buffy#btvs#always hated that plot point both beacause it didn’t make sense to the way I saw spike#and also felt like it irreparably broke them in a way the show didn’t fully follow through with?#and I think my reaction to that was no he didn’t need to get a soul#he was already figuring out morality on his own#but yeah with some of these angles I am much more on board with him seeking out a soul#long post#have I been imagining a bizarre world in which Crowley and aziraphale bing watch buddy together#and az has such a crush on spike even though Crowley expects him to like angel and then az has a lot of feelings about where the spike plot#goes#and his morality and ability to be Good/good without a soul as a way to explore Crowley’s morality post refusing to be turned back into#an angel#or I guess probably Riley too that seems like the most obvious read for who az would ship Buffy with in terms of good and bad#Crowley is team none of those idiots for buddy btw#also Crowley definitely thinks Giles is the most /objectively/ attractive and no he will not admit that#anyway#don’t know where to put this so it’s going here I guess#¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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is it good? i could not answer that question with a gun to my head. does it make my brain vibrate like a hitachi magic wand at max power? UNFORTUNATELY FOR EVERYONE, YES
#fascinated by my brains inevitable draw to rpf tbh#like I have fallen hard back into the go fandom#and then via rereadinga n old favorite fic and checking to see if the author had written anything post the new season#wound up reading their newest fic which was rpf#just cuz I was digger their writing#and the fell HARD down a 36 hour rabbit hole of that fic#and I think I’m coming out of it now#but partially because there is not a lot of fic left for me to read tbh#there’s 185 fics total#and in a lot of ways it get even more addictive to my brain than playing around with the new go material#even though there are several elements of it that would normally deter me from the situation#but their is certainly something about rod that makes me brain whrrrrr#I think it’s the possibility?#like in theory I like fandom around books/tv because it’s fairly stable and often a lot of source material to dig into and I do love a good#deep dive#but I think I’m reality the potential for new interactions/dynamics/etc is just candy for my brain#I’m also just not good at multitasking with obsessions so it was weird for me to get diverted for#this path and then try to steer myself back where there is actual content for me to enjoy still#to be fair last go around with go I did get briefly obsessed with Michael sheen and I think read at least 1 rpf fic?
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has anyone posted this yet. best tweet ever written
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put your number (0-20) in the tags!!!!!! i think i got 14!!
anyone who comments that finding ways to enjoy the brief time we have on this bitch of an earth is cringey will be blocked ^_^ <3
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i blog for like 5 people and 3 of them are me
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