phalene33
phalene33
Phalene
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She/they omnisexualI make memes and jokes that are inappropriate for minors so beware. Picrew by: calypsolemon
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phalene33 · 8 hours ago
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I want more of whatever the fuck this is
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phalene33 · 21 days ago
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Convolvulus arvensis
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phalene33 · 2 years ago
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everytime someone says u lay on bob at night, they always mean like
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but i say BLASPHEMY to that, the only acceptable way to sleep with bob is
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phalene33 · 2 years ago
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POV: You once complimented on the burger the cook at your favorite burger joint made and now every time you come in for another he sits across from you and stares at you creepily asking how the burger is.
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this. couldve been executed better but . eh.
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phalene33 · 2 years ago
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*cough* ‘’….laugh or i’ll kill you. ‘’
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phalene33 · 2 years ago
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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.
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phalene33 · 3 years ago
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why do you charge money for your art
big fan of eating
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phalene33 · 3 years ago
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No problem glad I could help 👍
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@far-out-fan I found the original photo
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phalene33 · 3 years ago
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@far-out-fan I found the original photo
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phalene33 · 3 years ago
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I’ll see if I can find the original for you
Choptop heart meme
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phalene33 · 3 years ago
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phalene33 · 3 years ago
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@ellatheneonlight Roy the math genius be like
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phalene33 · 3 years ago
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Oh my lord I think this might make my depressed ass force myself to clean up my room. I hope this works.
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phalene33 · 3 years ago
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@ellatheneonlight William Afton
why must a fictional man be “good”? isn’t it enough that he’s pathetic
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phalene33 · 3 years ago
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@ellatheneonlight Me Wednesday when I was trying to OD and went to the hospital
yeah im over it *dies one thousand deaths*
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phalene33 · 3 years ago
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Looked at it again there is a bullet shell I necklace along with the other one
I’ve seen some debate as to whether Chop Top’s necklace is teeth or plastic army men. I’ve figured out the answer, and it’s both.
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phalene33 · 3 years ago
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Here my dumbass thought they were empty bullet shells. @ellatheneonlight what did you think they were?
I’ve seen some debate as to whether Chop Top’s necklace is teeth or plastic army men. I’ve figured out the answer, and it’s both.
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