petricove
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME.
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ind. sel. priv. simon petrikov. est 09/07/23. (og. 03/14/18) thawed by theo.
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petricove · 1 year ago
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AH
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petricove · 1 year ago
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" you don't understand, oh, who am i kidding — you couldn't understand ! "
it's like talking to a brick wall. a blue, cold, and unbearably frustrating brick wall !! simon was a fool to think he could just take it from him that easily. it had been worth a try, right ?
he growls out a huff, grinding his teeth as he realizes this was gonna be harder than he wanted it to be. but he can't be too harsh on him, it'd ruin any chances he had. he screwed his eyes shut and breathed in harshly through his nostrils, before looking at him with a stern expression.
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" it's not just a fashion accessory, it's an ancient artifact — an ancient artifact that holds immense power. it turned you from me into this !! " he gestures down at himself once more before sharply poking the end of ice king's nose in frustration and emphasis. he sighed, pinching the bridge of his glasses before pressing his palms together.
" you'll understand later once you've gotten our intellect back, but for now i just really need you to go with me on this one. " he knows he's not gonna go with him on this one.
"  UH  -  HUH,  UH  -  HUH.  MHMM.  "  he  nods  while  listening  to  his  nerdy  past  self,  lips  pursed  in  thought.  
he  seemed  to  be  cooperative  up  until  the  sudden  shift  when  the  other  attempted  to  reach  toward  his  crown.  he  snapped  back  immediately,  slapping  the  hand  away  defensively.
"  HANDS  OFF,  SISTER  !!  just  what  do  you  think  you're  trying  to  do  ?!  "  
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he  hissed  out,  his  jagged  teeth  gritting  in  agitation.  
"  YEESH,  you  don't  just  go  around  stealing  peoples'  fashion  accessories  !!  you  may  be  me,  but  just  because  you  are,  doesn't  mean  it's  a  free  for  all  !!  besides,  how  am  i  supposed  to  land  babes  without  my  crown  ?!  "
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petricove · 1 year ago
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“I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me.”
— Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis
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petricove · 1 year ago
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THE ICE KING. maddening crown ─ ❛ now you know my secret! you know... that i used to wear glasses!
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petricove · 1 year ago
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@crownsanity / cont.
be cool, simon. be. cool.
he takes a sharp inhale of breath. this isn't something he ever thought he'd do, and something he never wanted to do, either. he doesn't want to talk to him as much as he can help it, and it takes everything in him to not feel sick looking at him.
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he's gonna cut to the chase, get what he needs, and get the hell out again. he forces a fake smile, almost talking down to the ik as if he were a child.
" i — look, you see that crown on your head ? " he mimics the shape of the crown above his head with his fingertips.
" this might sound a little crazy, but see — i lost mine and kinda really need it back. so if i could just borrow it — "
he reaches forward towards the crown, sweating profusely.
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petricove · 1 year ago
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maybe the wind knows whether you wonder
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petricove · 1 year ago
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🐝  *  ―  𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑻𝒀 𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑶𝑴 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺.
❛  are you always so competitive?  ❜ ❛  are you okay? are you hurt?  ❜ ❛  are you sure you can do this on your own?  ❜ ❛  are you thinking what i'm thinking?  ❜ ❛  can you go take care of this, please?  ❜ ❛  can you show me how to fight?  ❜ ❛  can you tell me more about your adventures?  ❜ ❛  do you believe in ghosts?  ❜ ❛  do you ever think about anyone other than yourself?  ❜ ❛  does it really have to be like this?  ❜ ❛  don't you think you've already done enough damage for one day?  ❜ ❛  has no one ever given you a compliment before?  ❜ ❛  have i ever told you how beautiful you look in the glow of the moonlight?  ❜ ❛  have you noticed anything different about me lately?  ❜ ❛  haven't you ever wondered why i never talk about my childhood?  ❜ ❛  how can you just go to sleep like nothing happened?  ❜ ❛  how many more people have to suffer before you realize your madness?  ❜ ❛  is there anything else i can do for you?  ❜ ❛  is this really how you want this to end?  ❜ ❛  isn't it ironic?  ❜ ❛  what are your plans for today?  ❜ ❛  what else do you want me to say?  ❜ ❛  what else have you hidden from me?  ❜ ❛  what happened here? where is all that smoke coming from?  ❜ ❛  what has happened in your life that made you like this?  ❜ ❛  when were you going to tell me?  ❜ ❛  where are we supposed to go from here?  ❜ ❛  who will be able to stop them now?  ❜ ❛  why can't you just act like a normal person?  ❜ ❛  why can't you just leave me alone?  ❜ ❛  why can't you just stay focused?  ❜ ❛  why does everything always have to be so complicated?  ❜ ❛  why should i believe you now when you've told nothing but lies?  ❜ ❛  why won't you just tell me what i did wrong?  ❜ ❛  will it ever stop hurting so much?  ❜ ❛  will you go out on a date with me?  ❜ ❛  will you just shut up and kiss me already?  ❜ ❛  will you please text me when you get home safely?  ❜ ❛  you're completely out of your element here, aren't you?  ❜
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petricove · 1 year ago
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CHARACTER FLAWS.
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absent-minded. abusive. addict. adrenaline junkie. aggressive. aimless. alcoholic. anxious. arrogant. audacious. bad liar. bigmouth. bigot. blindly loyal. blunt. cautious. callous. childish. chronic heroism. cheater. clingy. clumsy. cocky. co-dependent. competitive. corrupt. cowardly. cruel. cynical. delinquent. delusional. dependent. deranged. disloyal. ditzy. egotistical. envious. erratic. evasive. fickle. finicky. fixated. flaky. frail. fraudulent. foul mouthed. guilt complex. gloomy. gluttonous. gossiper. gruff. grudge holding. gullible. hedonistic. humorless. hypochondriac. hypocritical. idealist. idiotic. ignorant. immature. impatient. incompetent. indecisive. insecure. insensitive. lazy. lewd. liar. lustful. manipulative. masochistic. meddlesome. melodramatic. money-loving. moody. naive. nervous. nosy. ornery. overprotective. overly sensitive. paranoid. passive. passive-aggressive. perfectionist. pessimist. petty. power-hungry. proud. possessive. pushover. reactive. reckless. reclusive. remorseless. rigorous. sadistic. sarcastic. senile. selfish. self destructive. self-martyr. shallow. skeptical. sociopath. sore loser. spineless. spiteful. spoiled. stubborn. suspicious. suicidal. tactless. temperamental. timid. thief. tone-deaf. traitorous. un-athletic. ungracious. unlucky. unsophisticated. untrustworthy. vain. withdrawn. workaholic.
tagged. stole from @overcastmuses
tagging. @devilagent / @jellodoc and whoever wants to !
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petricove · 1 year ago
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wow !
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petricove · 1 year ago
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petricove · 1 year ago
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i went into Fionna and Cake unprepared for Simon to be so powerfully moe
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petricove · 1 year ago
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you’ve got me so i’m running 🏃🏃 round and round 🔁 in circles ⭕️ 😵‍💫‼️‼️
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petricove · 1 year ago
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i was trying to figure out a bk/mn verse for simon and i was onto SOMETHING. not sure what tho. i need to let it sit in my brain stew a bit more .. me trying to figure it out below the cut 👇
something abt simon getting possessed / cursed / involved in some sorta cult (in the ice way / slowly losing his mind thing) and betty going to trudy to get rid of his curse but not realizing its slowly killing him
once she figures it out tho she changes her desire to take on the curse herself to keep simon safe or SOMETHING along those lines, leading to her also fusing with whatever had caused it in the first place (a la golbetty)
simon would prob go to trudy after as well like HEY UH CAN I HAVE HER BACK ?? PLEASE ???? the entire verse is such a mess i dont even know. im onto something tho. just not sure what it is HAHA
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petricove · 1 year ago
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im also just curious if simon even CAN become the ice king anymore since bettys wish was to keep him safe ?? like would that just kinda negate itself since itd be going against a different wish, was that just a one time thing to fuse with golb and is now defunct ??
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petricove · 1 year ago
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you love so deeply you could mistake it for religion
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petricove · 1 year ago
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how my icons have changed over the years (for the better)
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petricove · 1 year ago
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for what would your character give their life?
MUSE DEVELOPMENT    /    ACCEPTING .
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simon   would   give   his   life   for   the   PEOPLE   HE   LOVES   &   CHERISHES  ;  those   he   considers   family   &   have   been   in   his   life   for   a   long   time  .  the   main   two   people   in   his   life   under   this   category   are   BETTY   &   MAR.CELINE  ,  each   for   separate   reasons  .he   would   give   his   life   to   betty   because   she   has   been   his   everything  :  his   best   friend  ,  his   lover  ,  his   princess  .  her   life   is   of   utmost   importance   to   him  ,  &   he   would   go   to   great   lengths   to   ensure   this  ,  even   resorting   to   giving   his   life   if   it   were   necessary  .he   would   give   his   life   to   marc.eline  ,  for   he   views   her   as   his   daughter  .  even   if   she   isn’t   MORTAL  ,  he   would   still   give   up   his   life   for   her   to   ensure   her   safety   &   happiness  .
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