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Danny: Welcome to Danny's comics, how can I help you?
Damian: I require the assistance of SpaceGhost. That is his handle for an online Catacomb Master profile. The web page said he could be found here
Danny: That's me. You're a bit young to be into the Wizards and Wands fanclub, though.
Damian: I am not part of that ridiculous club. My elder brother, Timothy, on the other hand, is a fool enough to dress like a wizard and fight imaginary dragons on a weekend.
Danny: Ah. That makes sense. So what can I help you with, buddy?
Damian: I am not your friend. I am barely a acquaintance.
Danny: dully noted
Damian: I've come to request your presence on July 19th for a private in person session for Timothy.
Danny: Um, I don't know. I would have to close the comic book store and-
Damian: I shall pay you twenty thousand dollars. I have ten of it now. Cash. *slaps open suitcase on counter*
Danny: Count me in! What's the address?
The night of Tim's Birthday
Damian: I have purchased Timothy a private entertainer for his birthday, as requested, Stephanie. He is in there now setting up, so it is best we do not enter until the session is over
Steph: Leaping Lizards Batman, I was joking about the stripper!
Damian: *slow blink* I was supposed to get a exotic dancer?
Steph: Wait, if it wasn't a stripper what did you hire for Tim?
Tim running past dressed like a wizard of old: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. SPACEGHOST IS MY IDOL
Damian: I read his diary and found multiple hearts around his Catacomb Master handle name. Timothy has been obsessed with his online videos since before learning of Father's second identity.
Steph: This is somehow worse than a twelve year old booking a stripper.
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Chat i accidentally blew up a rocket while holding it but its ok cause i got avengers plasters
#its actually my own plasters#peter parker rp#and ooc#peter parker#dcu#spider-man#dc#batman#spiderman#marvel#batfam#dc rp blog#it was my dominant hand :(
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0kay guys, new year and its still me. I do wanna change though, fix my habits before my baby sister arrives. My phone is dying and I'm in a new house, my neurodivergent brain hates change and the move has been very hard on me but it is going to be okay. I don't even have my charger with me as I write this but I wanna say one thing.
Take care of yourselves. Put yourself first during hard times, I know it sounds selfish and it might take time to realise, but I promise you it isn't.
Allow yourself those days where you do feel upset and you do cry. It's healthy to express emotions, I'm here if you need someone to rant to whether they are happy rants or sad rants.
And don't let them bring you down, I promise you are stronger than you think. It gets hard, but look where you've made it. A whole year, do you know how impressive that is? So sit down, somewhere where you feel safe or maybe with someone who's company you enjoy and breath. Breath and let yourself relax. Put on some enjoyable music, do something calming. Maybe you can pick up a new hobby this year!!
What I'm trying to say is, good job. You have done so amazing and I love you. Please stay longer so you, we, can make more memories together. I promise that one day you will look back and thank yourself for pulling through.
You cannot belive how incredibly proud of you I am. You reading this, you are so amazing. Thank you so much, I love you and happy New year <3
//I'm tagging everyone I know from all of my blogs. Please reboots cus I'll probably leave out some people on accident//
@daniel-barnes-the-ghost @diana-belova-barnes @peteringotham @multifandomer537 @official-alpinebarnes @batmanlovesnirvana @friday-the-ai @nobodies-sonor-soldier @natasha-ki-mehfil @ghostblade-official
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Oh, how ive survived this long?
Idk man, ask the voices.
The voices: Another day, another slay, perioddd 😝😝😝
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Peter’s wall crawling on nothing
doodle for @luciaintheskyainthi’s work Existential Crisis Mode
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Jason is that one unemployed sibling who texts you weird shit at 3:27 pm on a Tuesday.
Like, Dick, sweating his ass off in his police uniform getting a text from Jason, which btw, extremely rare- and it's just a Twin tomato (two tomatoes grown as one ykwim) and captioned w "ur ass"
or Tim is in the middle of his board meeting and he gets an email from Red Hood and hes like stressing out chcking it only to find a pic of his apartment's kitchen's pantry asking "why dont you have salt?"
and then damian coming back from school to see his phone full of texts from Jason and it's all pics of ugly animals and every pic is captioned with "u" "u again" "wow u"
Bruce getting a morse code going "check phone" and it's a video of Jason flying away on an alien helicopter contraption with Roy yelling after him asking him to get down and jason saying he doesnt know how this shit works.
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I think we all headcanon Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen going to boarding school together but what if Lex Luthor went there as well…and they were friends. Like bestfriends. The kind of friend you talk to even after you graduate.
The JL undercover at one of lex’s galas to get some info on an evil plan he’s been cooking up:
Clark: can somebody cause a distraction while I go get the files?
Bruce:…..Oliver?
Oliver: no
Bruce: please?
Oliver: *sigh* fine.
Bruce: yes!!
Clark:…what’s happening?
Bruce with Ollie walking up to lex: if it isn’t my favorite ginger!!
Oliver: you can’t say that Bruce. He’s not a ginger anymore, he’s bald.
Lex visibly done with their bs: at least I assume it. What are you whores up to nowadays, adopting 10 kids per week?
Oliver pointing at Bruce: that’s him, not me.
Bruce: at least I don’t make one, on purpose might I add, and then proceed to ignore his existence.
Lex: you got me there Brucie. But I still can’t believe only one of your kids is biologically yours considering how big of a slut you are.
Bruce: it’s not that bad.
Oliver: you literally slept with Superman.
Lex who did not know that:…you slept with Superman…and didn’t invite me!?
Bruce: what
Oliver: what
Clark over comms: what
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Batman going 2 for 2 on losing kids to Joker makes him this week's big loser
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I really love reading "THE GHOST OF GOTHAM OPERA HOUSE" by @heyitstaytay21. So I did my own design based on it.
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I really love reading "THE GHOST OF GOTHAM OPERA HOUSE" by @heyitstaytay21. So I did my own design based on it.
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DamiJon duo kits
@Hokke
@eileenwdj
@lstrikesart
@lstrikesart
Damian Wayne & Jonathan Kent - Icons duo kit
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Batman: The Brave and the Bold #19, Robin (2021) #5
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Star wars, but we can watch something else if you want to!!! Uh, and tell Mr. Alfred I’m coming over so i wont have to sneak through the window this time :3
did anyone see my packet of timtams? specifically the white chocolate flavour? it has somehow disappeared from my room…
#peter parker rp#tim drake#tim drake rp blog#red robin#red robin rp blog#dc#dc universe#dc rp blog#batfamily rp#dcu#peter parker
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Yes!!! You can choose the show this time, I’ll be over in a few minutes :D!!!!
did anyone see my packet of timtams? specifically the white chocolate flavour? it has somehow disappeared from my room…
#peter parker rp#tim drake#tim drake rp blog#red robin#red robin rp blog#dc#dc universe#dc rp blog#batfamily rp#dcu#peter parker
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But Tim i have no money :C i am but a poor soul wishing to survive on thy streets :c
Buy it yourself or else you’re one of those selfish ceo’s taking money from the poor ;(
did anyone see my packet of timtams? specifically the white chocolate flavour? it has somehow disappeared from my room…
#peter parker rp#tim drake#tim drake rp blog#red robin#red robin rp blog#dc#dc universe#dc rp blog#batfamily rp#dcu#peter parker
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