peterbasara

[peterbasara]

"Hell yeah, what is it?" Peter questions, rubbing his hands together like a sumptous meal had been placed before him.

"And by juicy I mean it'd better not be fucking depressing -- I've already heard six stories worth of a bad country song and I ain't even halfway down the beach yet."

He pulls the vape from his pocket, taking a pull of the honey flavored cartriage and shaking his head.

"Nah, baby, I keep it loose. Easier to stay outta drama that way. Wouldn't be shocked if there were a couple girls here burning my shit, though."

@efficiiency

" Not to toot my own horn, but toot toot. It's pretty friggin' juicy. " Bernie's tone indicates she's not exactly sure whether she's proud of that or not. " How about you? Are you taking care of any drama tonight? "

[peterbasara]

"Just another way they make single suckers suffer," Peter clicks his tongue, shifting a little to adjust his plush, spa-issue robe.

"I'm thinking we met during an ayahuasca experience at Burning Man a couple years back, but I'm open to creative suggestions."

@yohanbae

Yohan nodded. "I won't look into it at all."

"That's wild, that the couples package is cheaper. I'm very happy to play the part." He grinned. "Do we need to come up with a backstory? Do you think they will question it?"

[peterbasara]

Peter: i have never pretended any advice i've ever given is supposed to be good Peter: except for stock market tips, i'm kinda hella at those Peter: sometimes giving a girl a complex is the best way to get a girl back Peter: why you so hung up on it man you got plenty of options out there @reggiellewellyn

Reggie: That is some of the worst advice I've ever received and that's including every piece of almost life-ending advice I got in Ibiza Reggie: Her mam is definitely not dtf. She's got some real icy vibes Reggie: Giving her a complex is not a win win win!!! It's not even a win Reggie: I want to have the upperhand but I don't want it to be done for good Reggie: That doesn't make a lot of sense I know @peterbasara

[peterbasara]

🚶

"That man was a fucking coke blip that nearly ruined my life. Seriously. The ego on that motherfucker is something. And I put up with it for the money and a fucking huge enagement ring but one thing nobodies about to fucking do is play in my face. And finding some other slut's panties on his yacht? That's playing in my face. So sure, I look like a fucking goldigger because I went and fucked his business partner and helped him buy the company out from under that jumpy little twat. Whatever. One of us has a mansion in Malibu, and one of us is having a perpetual midlife crisis. That's karma, little bitch."

[peterbasara]

ROMANCE.

R : ROMANCE. is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

"Even if you start out a romantic a couple of failed engagements turns you into a cynic."

[peterbasara]

plaisir (pleasure): your favorite dessert?

"Not one I can say in polite company."

[peterbasara]

Peter: then if you're really about it there's really no better revenge than fucking her mom Peter: if her mom is dtf Peter: not only do you get to fuck but also beauty queen gets a complex for the rest of her life about it and guarantees that you're done with her forever Peter: it's a win win win @reggiellewellyn

Reggie: Does her mam have a sexy aura? Reggie: No, not at all. She's basically a monster Reggie: Though if you can ignore that then yeah by definition sure, she's a looker Reggie: I can see being a kept man for you Reggie: You'd thrive @peterbasara

[peterbasara]

starter for: @efficiiency location: the burning of the exes

"So did you bring anything juicy? Or, better yet, combustable?"

[peterbasara]

starter for: @yohanbae location: sea salt spa

"Don't read into the word 'couple', okay?" Peter informs him, seriously.

"It's just that I really needed this massage and the 'couples' package was actually cheaper. Which, fucking disciminatory if you ask me. But thanks for taking up the spot."

[peterbasara]

🌈 RAINBOW — what is your oc's sexual orientation/gender identity? what pronouns do they use?

"Straight, but I'm not committed to it."

[peterbasara]

💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

"I have a goldfish named Mojo the 3rd. I've been arrested on three continents. I am only two degrees removed from Britney Spears."

[peterbasara]

🎈 (balloon) - What does your character do at parties? Are they a wallflower or a party animal? Do they go with friends or alone?

"I go to any party I'm invited to, man. As long as I'm not spinning the decks I'm working around the room to see what kinda party favors everyone else brought along. You don't get the good shit if you don't make friends."

[peterbasara]

"Damn, too bad your eyes don't have hands," Peter replied sarcastically as he stuffed as much of a bite of the cheesecake into his mouth as he could muster.

"You know what else is good with a situation like this? Calling dibs. I didn't hear you doin' that either."

@alexandriaxvargas

open starter for @aurorabaystarter where: maybe a party? or even like a stall at the markets?

Lexie’s eyes narrowed as her hand hovered over the last piece of caramel-drizzled cheesecake on the table. Just as her fingers brushed the edge of the plate, another hand darted in from the side. She looked up sharply to see a someone else.

“Uh, excuse me,” Lexie said, her tone dripping with polite venom. “I saw it first.”

[peterbasara]

"Could a vampire even see a rainbow? Like, out for real in the world, I mean," Peter poses, his train of thought now following that concept instead of the further explanations that Lara is giving him.

He takes a sip of his coffee and nods along in show that he's following (sort of).

"Maybe you need to make a sign that says people can only order black coffee when you're on your shift. Pretty impossible to fuck up."

@laraxamarin

Lara chuckled, her lips curling into a smirk as she raised an eyebrow. "You’re right, Peter. If a vampire book has unicorns on the cover, we’ve got a very different genre on our hands. Could be a vampire who’s just really into rainbows... who knows?" She leaned back, her fingers tracing the rim of her own cup. “But honestly, I think covers are just the tip of the iceberg. They’re like the first impression. You get intrigued, then hope the inside delivers.”

She shrugged, clearly not backing down. "But to your point, I get it—books are all about the vibe. Marketing can totally twist that. You don’t want to see sparkles and glitter on a cover if you're getting a gritty, dark novel."

At the second part of his question, she smirked again, her tone dripping with sarcasm. “Why make me do it again? Because it’s more fun to watch me make it the way they want... and fail spectacularly, apparently. Who doesn’t love a little chaos with their caffeine?”

[peterbasara]

"Guess it would depend on your audience. You get these groupies for these fairy smut books and I'm pretty sure they'd be pissed off if one of the love interest died."

He'd been into Lord of the Rings when he was younger, but thankfully romance didn't come into heavy play in those books.

Unless you were really rooting for Frodo and Sam.

"Life's too short to not do the thing you wanna do. You don't even have to be good at it to make it work in your favor. Like that Fifty Shades chick. Or that Matt Rife guy -- not fucking funny at all but selling out stadiums. Or Rebecca Black -- got memed to hell but you know what? Saw her live at a fest last year and she's actually fucking cool."

@edenxoconnell

“I guess you’re right, but by just enough I mean I’m still debating killing off the love interests.” And if she really wanted to sound like an O’Connell and be dramatic as fuck, she would have said her reason for that was because love always dies. It just doesn’t last.

Eden’s eyes widened at what he said next and she slowly nodded. “Alright, alright, I get that.” She hoped he was only joking.

“Well, because the reactions of some of the people I tell I want to be an author.. well, they’re not always positive. I was just curious though. It’s not that I’m a bad writer, it’s the money thing.”

@peterbasara

[peterbasara]

Peter: But is it a sexy aura? Peter: because there's something about a good milf sometimes man Peter: Like i wouldn't say no to kris, i'd be a kept man happily and turn a blind eye to many things just to get into that will Peter: no point wasting time when you could get a sure thing easy @reggiellewellyn

Reggie: You only have to be around the woman for five minutes to know that it is Reggie: Kris Jenner aura Reggie: Right? That's what I'm saying Reggie: Dont thing its on the cards tho Reggie: Guess I should move on or whatever @peterbasara

[peterbasara]

Describe what education your muse has.

"I've got a master's degree from the School of Life, baby. But, technically, high school diploma."