petalblossomstower

[petalblossomstower]

your name is BOW TIE. you love PRETTY FASHION AND ACCESSORIES, and you delight in helping other ponies LOOK AND FEEL THEIR BEST. you’re very patient, some might even say you are FAR TOO PATIENT, but you always try to see the best in everyone and it’s hard for you to not sympathize with other ponies.

this attitude can sometimes make you a REAL PUSHOVER, but it also makes you a GREAT TEAM PLAYER, which is a worthwhile tradeoff in your opinion. that said, sometimes there are DEMONS IN YOUR BRAIN that tell you how YOU’RE SCUM AND EVERYONE HATES YOU.

but you have REALLY GOOD FRIENDS that love you and care about you and do their best to make sure you know it, even if you don’t always KNOW it, y’know?

you work at a little BEAUTY SPA in ponyville, but you don’t have very much responsibility, which is probably for the best. you just do your best to STAY OUT OF OTHER PONIES’ WAY, and if you succeed at that, you consider it a good day.

you have often heard legends of the ELEMENTS OF HARMONY, but never expected for one to awaken within YOU. unfortunately for you, you have been saddled with the rather ominous ELEMENT OF DOOM. while you never took yourself as much of an adventurer, you feel it’s your responsibility to care for this element and make the most of it. and if that means going on a MAGICAL ADVENTURE WITH YOUR FRIENDS, well that’s actually pretty exciting!

one of your best friends is the noble unicorn SUNBEAM. she’s so graceful and majestic, and everyone loves her. you try to match her elegance and beauty, but you aren’t nearly that cool.

your other best friend is the pegasus MEDLEY, and the unicorn GLORY is also a good friend who takes up alot of your brain space. medley is a REAL SWEETHEART, the two of you are both really shy and awkward, so you get each other, and she makes you feel brave. glory is ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS and you have the biggest crush on her ever, though you aren’t really sure if you want to date her or be her.

[petalblossomstower]

your name is COTTON CANDY. it’s a SILLY NAME for a SILLY PONY and it suits you perfectly. you are a TRAVELING CLOWN, relishing in the ADVENTURE AND EXCITEMENT that comes from being on the road, but especially relishing every opportunity you can to make ponies smile!

you also relish the opportunity to get into some MISCHIEF! specifically, you LOVE STEALING. breaking into dangerous territory and making off with stuff that doesn’t belong to you is like the secret spice of life that makes it exciting.

your friends think you might have a FEW SCREWS LOOSE but that’s okay, you love them anyway. you especially love TEASING THEM and you’re very good at getting under ponies’ skin and getting a funny reaction outta them! but you’re always sure that everyone involved knows it’s just in good fun, and you try your best to be a REAL SWEETHEART when you aren’t being a REAL SCAMP.

currently you’ve settled down in the quiet town of PONYVILLE in an attempt to lay low after things with THE SIX LEGENDARY HEROES (of which you were a member) WENT KINDA OFF THE RAILS. but you are REALLY BORED of laying low and crave the life of adventure once more!

which is why you’re VERY EXCITED to see the ELEMENTS OF HARMONY reawakening in other ponies! even if they are awakening in a BROKEN AND CORRUPTED STATE. nothing you can’t help fix with your ELEMENT OF TIME!

your BESTEST PAL IN THE WHOLE WORLD is your fellow former legendary hero BLOSSOM. you two have been through everything together and stuck with each other thru thick and thin! she is ADORABLY HUFFY and gets real mad about you stealing her stuff or teasing her, but you also make sure she knows HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT HER.

you make a point to be friends with as many ponies as possible, and right now some of your favorite friends are the smug unicorn MOONDANCER and the ruffian pegasus FIREFLY. you suspect that moondancer doesn’t like you very much, but you just can’t stop teasing her cuz it’s TOO FUNNY how she always takes the bait you give her. firefly is alot more chummy with you, and the two of you are often PARTNERS IN CRIME AND MISCHIEF.

[petalblossomstower]

your name is BLOSSOM. you are a HUMBLE GARDENER and would rather be left alone to tend your flowerbeds rather than socialize. which is just as well bcuz other ponies TEND TO BE A LITTLE INTIMIDATED BY YOU, probably due to the sternness of your demeanor. that said, you try to ALWAYS BE POLITE. just bcuz you don’t enjoy something, doesn’t mean you have to be rude about it.

you have a NASTY CYNICAL STREAK that makes you a bit of a party pooper at times, but you’re not really much for parties anyway on account of that whole ‘would rather be left alone’ thing. you are also INSUFFERABLY STUBBORN. once you’ve decided you know something or are right about something, the earth and the heavens themselves couldn’t change your mind.

despite all this, you are HIGHLY RELIABLE, and ponies know they can turn to you if they need help or practical advice. despite your best efforts, YOU ARE A PILLAR OF PONYVILLE’S COMMUNITY. but it’s not so bad. there are worse things than having others rely on you.

you were ONCE ONE OF PONYLAND’S SIX LEGENDARY HEROES, but that was a long time ago and now you are quite happy to leave adventures and heroism behind. you didn’t ever think you were very good at it anyway.

unfortunately for you, adventures never seem to leave YOU behind, and when the ELEMENTS OF HARMONY are needed once again, you feel compelled to set back out on the road with your ELEMENT OF LIFE.

your BEST FRIEND is a fellow earth pony named COTTON CANDY, and she too is a former member of the six legendary heroes. she REALLY GETS ON YOUR LAST NERVE sometimes, but she is so sweet and charming that you begrudgingly put up with her. it’s not that begrudging, actually. even if you two BICKER LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE, you genuinely love her.

you are also decent friends with the unicorn TWILIGHT and the pegasus FIREFLY. twilight is a reasonable and down to earth sort, ever THE RESPONSIBLE ONE. you’re like two peas in a pod in that respect. meanwhile firefly’s EXTREME PASSION often reignites your enthusiasm for adventure.

[petalblossomstower]

there’s actually nothing to stop me from writing wholeass dissertations about my pony lore..... i can write a rambling headcanon post that’s a mile long and there’s nothing anyone can do about it

[petalblossomstower]

WELCOME TO PONY HEAVEN, PONY HELL

U WILL LOOK AT MY PONY POSTS AND U WILL FUCKING LIKE THEM AND THAT IS A THREAT