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Due to one of our employees causing a slight bit of a ruckus recently, they will be being sent to do some part-time work at an.. undisclosed location. Employee #13 will however be contactable through a new blog they will be setting up.

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OOC

..Okay, breaking my rule here. Might roleplay on here (minimally).

Update: Rule gone. Roleplay reigns supreme.

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Why the fuck is Employee 21 2D right now?

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So u kill bugs?

Good thing I’m totally 100% not a bug haha

- @not-a-mothman

Yes, we exterminate bugs. And.. of course you aren’t a bug? You seem like a regular human to me.

-Employee #1

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Why is HQ full of emus?

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Thank God

Thankfully, due to 21 having his memory wiped by somebody (please inform us who it was so we can thank them properly), he no longer remembers.. some of the things which have happened to him recently.

Please do not try to jog their memory.

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OOC THING REALLY QUICKLY

Okay, so.. I keep accidentally reposting for roleplays using the wrong blog (aka this one). So, keep that in mind-!

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"I'm sorry but I can't do that, pal."

"THIS IS A STICK UP; PUT THE GUN IN THE BAG- Oh, shoot- I forgot the bag- Um- HAND OVER THE MEMORY GUN!"

what!? no! I ain't just handing you over my most prized possession (besides my banjo of course...) I need this!

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"I'm afraid that wasn't a question. Hand it over or the baby I was hired to kill which I haven't killed yet won't be the only thing I'm going to kill." (CHAT I USED THE WRONG BLOG- CHAT CHAT ITS 1:59AM)

"THIS IS A STICK UP; PUT THE GUN IN THE BAG- Oh, shoot- I forgot the bag- Um- HAND OVER THE MEMORY GUN!"

what!? no! I ain't just handing you over my most prized possession (besides my banjo of course...) I need this!

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Addressing 21's Actions

We would like to apologise, as a company, for the actions of employee number 21 outside of work hours.

We are aware that they have been getting up to some mischief. This includes agreeing to exterminate an unborn baby (what am I even typing right now..?), amongst other things.

I speak on behalf of every previous employee and the company as a whole when I say that this does in absolutely no way reflect the views of the company as a whole.

21's pay will be decreased significantly from now on.

- The Boss

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Day 3: First Death

How on earth did I even get to the arena? I cast my mind back as far as I possibly could yet I still couldn't quite recall what events had led me to this point. My best guess was that the boss had put me up to this as a money-making scheme of some sorts. Across the arena I could see an assortment of different people, all whom seemed much more ready than me. So, I began to survey my surroundings, taking in each person individually.

A few of the - I counted 24 including myself - individuals stood out.

(I'm not going to draw everyone! The list will be at the end because this part of the backstory actually started as a joke and started a friendly rivalry between me and somebody else! I'll explain the full thing another time.)

Soon enough, a loud voice boomed from overhead, almost making me fall right off of the metal plate I was standing on. "Welcome to the AFMC Hunger Games! All participants have signed a waver or had a waver signed for them, ensuring that they have nobody beyond the arena who will come looking for them if they are to.. mysteriously vanish! You may now.. begin!"

A klaxon sounded and I immediately bolted for the surrounding wooded area. But I was followed. I hadn't gathered any supplies. But my assailant was armed to the teeth and had a pack full of equipment. I never stood a chance...

Panting, I woke up in the hospital.

"Oh, shoot! Doctor, he's awake. ..I was hoping I'd be able to skip out on your paycheque..." My boss was in a chair, beside my bed. "Sir? What happened?" "Ah, 21! You erm.. you died."

I.. died?

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Day 2: The Truth Of Employees

"Sir." "Ah, number 21! How was your first day yesterday?" "Sir, where are my coworkers?" "What?" "My.. My coworkers. My fellow employees. The other people you pay to do the same job as me who you hired before me. Where are they?" "Did I say there would be other people working with you? 21, I only ever employ one person at a time."

What kind of psychopathic....

I shrugged away the feeling of imminent dread that was creeping down my spine. The previous day had gone pretty well. The call I'd answered had been about a simple rat problem. There was only a couple of rats to deal with, and I got them quite easily. As I explained what had happened on the job to my boss, my mind raced. Who in their right mind would only ever hire one person at a time? Well, this guy, obviously. He used to be the manager of a Sainsbury's store which used new robot technology in order to function. However, he was arrested for misuse of the bots. I never found out what he did...

I got quite a few calls that day. A couple of the calls were just some kids having a laugh and prank calling whilst others were just small issues. If I got something big, I'd have had no idea what to do with it just being me on the job.

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Day 1: First Day On The Job

As I opened the door to the storage closet, I felt a wave of fumes hit me. I realised in my mind that I was going to have to deal with this scent daily, and that somehow didn't dampen my spirits. This was because this job was my dream; my passion. My eyes landed at once on the area which had been laid out for me. The manager had told me that all new hires got a starter pack of sorts, to get them used to the methods used in the company. Despite his wording, I had yet to see a single other employee in the building and it was starting to concern me. Perhaps it was a day off for everyone but I was here just for a warm-up day. This would mean I'd have a chance to get a feel for HQ and be able to read up on the company and it's val- I picked up the phone the moment it began to ring. I was sure that my excitement could be heard through the phone, but didn't much care. My first official callout! And so soon, too. I picked up the things I thought I would need based on the description I was receiving over the phone. This first call needed to go perfectly.

(Here's the employee 21 character ref)

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Hello Tumblr!

Welcome to the Pest Control HQ! All of our lovely ex-employees have agreed to help with this blog, with employee 21's blog, @pest-control-jerp being what gave us inspiration!

You are allowed to contact any of the employees, or me - the boss.

OOC: This account has is run by the same person as @pest-control-jerp. I am a minor.

I will also be moving the long lore paragraphs to here. I will on here; I will just do writing, art, and answering asks in character.

I may do minimal roleplaying!

Keep in mind, I still roleplay as my main OC, employee 21, on my other blog as well as use it for shitposts.

This is canonically not the characters talking to you in person; that would be too far towards roleplay.

To ask me a question, just call me Jerp.