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if i die without knowing whether the 8 out of 10 cats does countdown producers gave 10000 pounds to charity for sean locke eating 30 whelks, it will have been a life wasted
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the academy deciding who to nominate for best director
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Out of all your works throughout the years. What is by far your favorite?
Of all the things I’ve had a part in creating, I’m proudest of my kids.
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imagine thinking you can just call people a slur
Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name
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Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!
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I pissed off this girl at work once because when I told her that me and my boyfriend of almost a decade have never had a fight she said "Something must be wrong then. What kind of couple doesn't fight?"
To which I responded with "A happy one?"
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i literally can’t stop thinking abt that richard siken quote where he falls to the floor crying but all he can focus on is the details of the wall in front of him
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really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb
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