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I think any marriage needs its running jokes, ones that you can repeat with variations, or make callbacks too.

One of my favorite bits is describing the romcoms I watch to my wife as though I have never heard of a narrative in my life.

"She runs a small plane company, and he's from a major airline trying to shut her down, so it's really anyone's guess what's going to happen."

"Get this, he's a stuffy office dork and she's a free spirit, and they end up stuck in the same cabin on a cruise. Sounds like a disaster, right?"

"They've decided to pair up and be each other's plus one at a series of weddings to feel less pathetic, but it's not like they like each other or anything."

So I told my wife that I hoped she would still enjoy me doing this bit forty years from now, and she smiled and held my hand and said that she'd never liked it, not even the first time.

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why is the train window reflection always so GENDER hshsgdgshshs

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you dont need a diagnosis to give yourself the reprieve you would give yourself if you had one <3

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no no see, domesticity IS hot. how intimate it is to make food with someone, to share a bed, to brush your teeth at the same sink, to shower and use the same towels and the same laundry soap, to grocery shop and hold hands through the aisles, to be cornered in the kitchen to make out while a pot of pasta boils over on the stove. to fall asleep and hear them snoring softly and laugh at the little trail of drool out of the corner of their mouth. to spend money together and share chores and pick on each other for your weird habits. it's not always perfect and beautiful, but it's comfortable and familiar and I just think it's neat.

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it's virtue and guilt and desire

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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

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je t'aime, je t'haine, je t'aime, je t'attend, je t'aime, je te quitte, je t'aime, je t'haine

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anyways thinking about the very meta layer of black sails where the ending is a sold lie. Madi forgives Silver and she's his wife in treasure island don't worry about it it's definitely not Max. Max is in power and happy with Jack and Anne and Mark Reed. They weren't hung a few years later for piracy, leaving max alone. Flint is happy and in gay love on a plantation in retirement. If you compromise you can be happy!! you can live peacefully under the empire!! anyway that's all I'll say on the matter

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Pirate show fanart🤺

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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

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siren

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he should've been at the club

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Clara Paget as Anne Bonny BLACK SAILS 3.10 “XXVIII.”