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why does nobody talk about how percy sent medusa's head to olympus saying "best wishes"??? like damn this 12 year old is savage

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thanks!!! @crumby-child

if there was an award for obsessing over a boy with water powers and his little gang of hyper and dyslexic teenagers, i would definitely win

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if there was an award for obsessing over a boy with water powers and his little gang of hyper and dyslexic teenagers, i would definitely win

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u ever read a fanfic so good that you want. fanfic of the fanfic

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headcanon that someone asks percy what his favorite animal is and he responds with “his name is kevin” and takes out his phone to show them a picture of him with some colossal squid that should be in the twilight zone

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They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?

out of all the answers i got to my post about a pickup line competition, this was my favorite! so, this is the winner!!

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“how do you get stuff done?” with tears in my eyes.

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The fact that Jason was never actually at the Wilderness School with Piper and Leo is so much funnier when you think that he’s like 90% of the trio’s impulse control.

Like you have to assume they have conversations like,

Leo: Remember that time we nearly blew up a classroom then Jason stopped us

Piper: Hahah yeah that was crazy. Wait- Jason was never there

Leo: Oh shit! We actually blew up a classroom!

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honest to god Annabeth had the realest crash out ever w/ Rachel because by the time Rachel helps out Percy and Annabeth with the quest in botl this is after Percy's blown up Mount St. Helen's. So imagine this from Annabeth's pov: you finally kissed Percy and then he dies, no wait actually he didn't die, and while you've been off mourning him, he refuses to say where he's been for the past weeks but you know. you know exactly where he's been. and now he and Chiron are telling you that you need help on your quest, and who does Percy think you need help from?? Oh. Of course. The mortal girl. His "friend" that you didn't even know he had until she just showed up that day you and he were supposed to spend together.... yeah no I would've lost it. Annabeth sweetie you could've been even meaner and it would've been an under-reaction honestly.

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2 days left on this!!!

new challenge/idea! send me your weirdest pickup lines for the next 5 days and whichever i think is funniest will get a shoutout!! i’ll also follow you back!!

reblog if anyone else wants to do this on their account!

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grover chilling at camp half blood one day wondering why he suddenly feels like torturing a goddess with her own poison

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just a heads up

if you’re an active follower of mine, i do recognize your username and/or icon. i smile when i see it in my activity. i get excited when you add funny tags to things. i get really happy when you reblog my op posts. so thank you, i appreciate you massively.

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adding onto your nightmares

its 8 am, you're in science class and percy is kicking the back of annabeths chair, she's saying "stawppp" and acting annoyed

will solace has his airpods in , nico is drawing anime on chromebook canvas

piper is vaping under her history book, frank is getting stressed out from all the noise

hazel is redoing her makeup

leo is shutting off jason's chromebook and jason keeps giggling

coach hedge has his arms crossed and keeps saying "i'll wait"

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