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she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store?
Me:ย
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Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
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why did that guy from the backstreet boys ask "am i sexual?" and why did his friends say yes
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I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post
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briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake
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