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You ever have that "hungry but nauseous" feeling about activities? Like you really really want to do something and you've got plenty of fun hobbies and things you could pick from but all of the options turn your stomach so you're just laying there bored and angry about it.

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If humans were reconstructed from nothing but bones, they would 100% give us fur. The idea of “hairless except for the top of the head where the hair is actually the longest in the entire animal kingdom” would never come up

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Greenland has a military base to protect NATO/EU. Canada has natural resources and control maritime waterways/shipping. Panama has sanctions on Russian vessels traveling through the canal.

It's all for Putin.

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you can get shockingly far just by giving people things

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I see those "every family has that one cousin who's severely mentally ill", but considering how my mom once made me promise not to tell the extended family that I had attempted suicide a week before my cousin's confirmation party (like they literally picked me up from psych ward to attend it, I changed from hospital clothes to party clothes in a truck stop bathroom on our way there) because "it would just upset people for no reason", I'm starting to suspect that some families are 100% mentally ill but everyone's pressuring their kids to not show any symptoms in front of the big family in order to save face.

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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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I am having Some Kind Of Feelings this morning about having 9-10 kg of bones inside me at any given time

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When someone plays a song for you that you’ve never heard before

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yesterday I sarcastically made up the tech company names "Trimble" and "Plinq" and then to my horror discovered that both actually exist

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Walked to Walmart and on my way back i start getting really bad period cramps and some missionaries pull over and ask if they could give me “a little picture of Jesus” and invite me to their church as if i wasn’t already Bathing in the Blood of the Lord at that very moment

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