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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple
the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows
and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows
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i do desperately need everyone on this website especially people who arent american but want to rag on america to familiarize themselves with the basic romanized spelling conventions of native american languages because every day i come on here and i see people making fun of massachusetts or connecticut or mississippi or passamaquoddy or mashpee or nipissing and its like PLEASE. PLEASE THEY ARENT ENGLISH WORDS. PLEAAAAASEEEEEUUUHHH. USE YOUR MINDS TO IDENTIFY WHEN A WORD LOOKS LIKE IT MAY NOT BE ENGLISH. I DONT CARE IF YOU MAKE FUN OF AMERICA JUST PLEASE STOP BEING RACIST WHILE YOU DO IT
#YEP! Also goes for Australian place names#Like yea Wagga Wagga sounds funny. It also has a meaning in the local native language#(Wagga is Wiradjuri for crow and to get the plural they say it twice. Wagga Wagga translates to Many Crows.#Lets laugh about the place being named for its notorious amount of crows rather than a native language sounding weird to English speakers)
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He had plenty of øats
Based on :
Prize Pig, Royal Agricultural Show, Cardiff
Richard Whitford (c.1821–1890)
Museum of English Rural Life
#*deep breathe*#ÆNGUS THE PRIZE WINNING HOOGGGGGG#EMERGED FROM A CRANBERRY BOOOGGG#DETERMINED TO WIN A SHINY RIBBON#AT THE FAAAIIIIRRRR
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Reminders.
#OH ME LIKEY THIS#GOD THE ENVIRONMENT LOOKS AMAZING#LEGIT THOUGHT THIS WAS OFFICIAL COVER ART BUT THEN THOUGHT 'nah DC doesn't have the guts to sincerely look at Steph's history like this'#The way the eyes of the mask glows like the lights around her UGFh so good#AND THE ARCHITECTURE#also the soles of her shoes have so much detail and its not going to waste#I love this OP one of The Steph Arts Of All Time
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"Join a union lad!".
IWW sticker spotted in Exeter, UK
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*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night
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batman comic arcs are so mindlessly dark all the time. “the killing joke” “death in the family” “batman’s grave” how about “batman has a nice fucking day for once” huh? “batman chills the fuck out and spends some time with his kids” “batman and the relaxing picnic” “batman has a really good cup of tea and its not poisoned or drugged because he’s been stressed lately” huh???? what about that, assholes.
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movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead
#This post brings back memories of watching my dad carefully dunk the handles of all his wrenches in neon green paint#If you bring personal tools to a shared workshop give them a personal mark
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i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out
#Me but its people writing text that gets cut off suddenly and they don't pay attention to when the syllables end#like if you get cut off saying the name Ashley it won't be 'ASHL-' it'll be either 'ASH-' or you'll get the full name out#Can still have the dash at the end like 'ASHLEY-' to signify it didn't extend as long as usual but you need the full LEY in#People just don't get cut off mid syllable
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it needs to be said that Links profession in Twilight princess is GOAT HERDER and then he gets turned into a DOG
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the antique store i went to had a bunch of these for like 2 for $1
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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.
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