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after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby
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i’m debbie harry i sang heart of glass and i was in videodrome. now eat this multitalented pussy
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don't you realize our bodies could fall apart at any second?
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i need everyone to know that i bought the complete box set of sex and the city for only £1 yesterday
#i love u second hand shop over the road from my house u mean everything to me#they do box sets for £1 and five individual dvds for £1 it’s genuinely life changing for a physical media collector like me
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I'm sorry I liked all your posts ur funny and I wanna fuck you
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y'all... is it problematic for a girl to be a bit complex and sometimes flawed ?!
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