Hey there! You can call me Pearl. She/her. Welcome to my personal blog, where I post and reblog anything. Literally. I draw occasionally and I write fic too, I'm on Ao3 as Pearl09.
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no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money
#me when I learned the state of pa is gonna mandate personal finance classes in hs#like what is that gonna do in the long term really
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Need it to be understood that whenever I have m/f ships I ship them in an explicitly bisexual manner
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@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What鈥檚 the bar?
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if i had a time machine and i wanted to absolutely destroy an ancient emperor or king, i would take them to the shark tunnel of an aquarium. giving them an ozymandias view of their legacy would do nothing, they can see that all empires rot just by looking around them. but the shark tunnel of an aquarium is something they haven鈥檛 seen before, something no one has seen before, something magnificent that they could build with technology only slightly out of their reach. they would bankrupt their nation trying to recreate that shark tunnel for themself. their dynasty would collapse within three generations, and, if heaven is on my side, they themself will be eaten by a shark to the delight of generations of historians to come
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#look I *totally* understand the playersexual feeling#but I think it would be so much better for real representation if some people have certain sexualities#just make a new character and play again! where's the harm in that?#meanwhile we'd get more than the typical bi/pan#we'd still have some for sure#but then you get to see the lesbians and the gays and they can have unique experience in the world!#imagine the gay twink telling you about his secret library rendezvous because his parents didn't want him with a boy.#the butch lesbian talking about fucking decking a creep trying to hit up her/her friends#and then! it can lead to the more underrepresented sexualities coming forward!#you'd get to see an ace romance. hell yeah this person is interested in you but they don't want to do anything physical#your non romancable character is suddenly aro instead of just not romancable bc the writers didn't wanna write it#having varying sexualities is my opinion
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party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night
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So close LibreOffice! The word I was looking for was arsenal.
Thanks for the suggestion though.
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*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?
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I love soulmates but also this-
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4K OG HUSBAND, MY BELOVED
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If you see your USA mutual looking at the news and then producing a burger from their pocket and eating it, that can mean nothing good. This is the 禄emergency burger芦 used to strengthen oneself in times of dire need, and resorting to it is an unambiguous sign of great distress
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screaming, crying, throwing up, as I force myself to write a story i'm very passionate about and love writing and have no obligation to write except that i want to
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it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there
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