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Another variation of my prince au. Part 1

Well here shanks is a cheeky and playful prince who is very kind to all the people. He has a lil friend group in his kingdom. And yes buggy is his best friend. Shanks loved teasing buggy a lot, when I say "a lot " I meant a hell lotta lot. Meanwhile buggy clearly has feelings for his stoopid prince but shanks is oblivious to the feelings.

All their bickering ends when two siblings enter their life Alora Mihawk ( an oc) and her younger brother Dracule Mihawk.

Shanks is very very infatuated with Alora , completely forgetting buggy and his other friends. He takes her on a tour as an escort with royal guards and literally guards her throughout their trip, leaving a dismayed buggy behind.

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Prince and clown AU

In my au , shanks is a prince and buggy is a clown.

Once upon a time, there was a young prince named Shanks who was known for being serious yet kind. He was expected to follow in his father's footsteps and rule the kingdom with a firm hand. However, he felt trapped by his responsibilities and yearned for something more.

One day, while visiting the town square, Shanks stumbled upon a circus performance. Among the performers was a clown named Buggy, who stood out from the rest. His blue silky yet voluminous hair, colorful makeup, and daring acrobatic tricks immediately caught his eye.

From that moment on, Liam couldn't get Aria out of his mind. He would sneak out of the palace and visit the circus every chance he got, just to watch her perform. He was captivated by her carefree spirit and the way she could make everyone in the audience laugh and cheer.

Buggy, on the other hand, found the handsome prince quite amusing. He loved how he would sit in the front row, trying to keep a serious expression on his face, yet failing miserably every time he made a joke.

As Shanks continued to visit the circus, he started to let his guard down and open up to Buggy. He would buy him snacks and gifts, and they would talk for hours after the performances. Buggy was surprised to discover that beneath Shanks's stern exterior, he had a kind and compassionate heart.

Despite the fact that their backgrounds were vastly different, they quickly developed a strong bond. Shanks would share his woes about ruling the kingdom, and Buggy would listen intently, offering her unique perspective on life.

It wasn't long before their friendship turned into something more. They would spend every possible moment together, laughing, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Shanks found himself falling deeper and deeper in love with Buggy, despite the fact that he knew his father would never approve of their relationship.

Buggy ,too, found himself falling for the prince. She loved how Shanks made him feel seen and appreciated, something he had never experienced before.

As the days went by, Shanks became more and more determined to be with Buggy. He realized that his responsibilities as a prince meant nothing if he couldn't be with the person he loved.

He worked up the courage to talk to his father and explain his feelings for Buggy. At first, his father was stunned and angered by the news, but after hearing Shanks's heartfelt argument, he softened his stance. He realized how happy Buggy made Shanks, and he understood that his son's happiness mattered more than tradition.

And yep , they got married and had kids.

Insert Rayleigh crying

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Somebody write a story of this

Sooo what if when all the time shanks used to talk about buggy to Mihawk when they were young, Mihawk slowly fell in love with buggy? Unable to tell his friend that he likes buggy too? How did he react when the cross guild was established?

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Bepo: And now for a gay update with Penguin and Shachi.

Penguin: Getting gayer.

Bepo: Thank you, Penguin.

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Zosan being stoopid

Zoro: Sanji and I are no longer dating.

Sanji: Zoro, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

Zoro: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Sanji: This is a lie.

Sanji: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Sanji: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Sanji, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

Zoro, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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Crocodile : Hey, Buggy, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Buggy: Yeah.

Crocodile : And you, Shanks?

Shanks: Umm... yes?

Crocodile : Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Shanks: Did they just-

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More Lucci and Paulie headcannons

Paulie: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Lucci: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Paulie: Stop.

Lucci: My hands are cold.

Paulie: Here, let me hold them.

Lucci: My lips are cold too.

Paulie: *covers Lucci's mouth with their hand*

Paulie: Listen, we’re done, we’re over! Okay?

Lucci: Whatever bitch, you ain’t never gonna find no one like me.

Paulie: Yeah, that's the point shithead!

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Some Lucci , Kaku and Paulie headcannons

Lucci: Kaku, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?

Kaku: Paulie, Lucci wants you to get out of the house.

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Baby Bugs and Baby Shanks ft Rayleigh

Third person pov

Baby buggy and baby shanks were playing with eachother.

Baby buggy: I wanna be the pwince ( prince).

Baby shanks : No I will be the prince.

Baby buggy : but I wanna be pwince.

Baby shanks: no, you are very stoopid. Stoopid babies cannot be a prince . Booo

Baby buggy: * starts crying and runs to Rayleigh* shanks called me stupid .

Rayleigh: cmon now don't fight. Just call him stupid once then this is over.

Baby buggy: You are stupid shanks.

Baby shanks: no u are .

Baby buggy : wahhhhhh Ray saaaaannnnn.

Rayleigh: Good lord...

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Just a Lil bit of Buggy bugs being with the lesbians ( Boa + Uta +Alvida)

Alvida, trying to impress Boa: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.

Uta: They turned it off and back on again.

Boa: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Uta: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Buggy: A realist sees a freight train.

Alvida: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Shanks x Buggy headcannons

When shanks gets jealous.

Shanks doesn’t get jealous, he actually finds it pretty funny and it honestly gives him pride knowing that his boyfriend is just that attractive

If guys come up to buggy flirting while shanks's with him, he’ll kind of just watch for a minute or so. Then he’ll pull him in by the waist and kiss him so hard that he’ll be seeing stars. This usually scares the guy away, and leaves shanks with his signature smirk

If he isn’t already at buggy's side and he sees some guy hitting on him he’ll casually come up behind him, grab his poor butt and kiss his poor neck. “Sorry I’m late babe. Who’s this?”

He does get jealous if it’s buggy who approached the guy. He’ll silently stand there as they two converse. When buggy introduce him to his friend he’ll just kind of grunt back in response.

He’ll later ask, “So, who was that guy?”

Even when buggy explains that he’s just an old friend he’s still bothered. “You two seem awfully close…”

If buggy accuses him of being jealous he’ll completely deny it, while blushing

Gets really cocky to hide his jealousy. “I have nothing to worry about. Why would you leave someone as sexy as me for that?”

Is secretly very afraid to lose buggy so when he gets jealous, there’s a short period of time afterwards that he becomes more affectionate and loving and kind of cools it with the teasing. Seeing another guy show buggy that kind of attention reminds him to show buggy that he appreciates him more often.

After buggy is gone he’ll find the guy and threaten him. “Flirt with my man again and I’ll snap your neck.”

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Buggy: Any idiot would know that.

Shanks: I knew that!

Buggy: See?

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Shanks: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.

Buggy: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.