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✰poly bruabba headcanons pt 2 ✰
a highly requested pt 2!
✄ Abbacchio only lets you and Bruno play with his hair. He complains about you guys knotting it, but he secretly loves the pure intimacy of you running your fingers through it or brushing it.
✄ Whenever Bruno is sad (which isn’t often with you two around tbh) you love to cheer him up with a homemade pastry or desert. Abbacchio actually likes sweet things quite a lot- especially with wine. By the end of the night, the three of you are cuddled up, full of cookies and cake, and buzzed from Abbacchio’s expensive wine!
✄ Neither of them snore, but Abbacchio has a habit of rolling over onto you in your sleep! Sometimes as a dry joke, he’ll roll over on top of you and put his full weight on you to tease you.
✄ Bruno isn’t opposed to to PDA but Abba hates it. That doesn’t stop you from sneaking kisses in public!
✄ Bruno is a very early riser, and nothing brings him more joy than making breakfast for the two people he adores the most <3.
#Bruno Bucciarati#leone abbacchio#jjba golden wind#JoJo's Bizarre Adventure#abbacchio x reader#bruno bucellati x reader#bruno x abbacchio
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I propose a label for the opposite of a Mary Sue, a Lisa Lisa, a woman who has spent her whole life training and is frequently referred to as being very skilled and powerful but then during the climactic fight scene she’s easily defeated and rendered powerless so that the writers can bench her and the male protagonist gets to have a cool fight scene.
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Wake up して Makeup 💄💅✨
✦ᵗʷᶤᵗᵗᵉʳ ✦ᶤᶰˢᵗᵃᵍʳᵃᵐ ✦ʸᵒᵘᵗᵘᵇᵉ ✦ ᵏᵒᶠᶤ
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this is too good omg! <3
New Traditions. [Bruno Buccellati]
Happy Birthday Capo!
18+ content ahead!
cw: birthday sex, oral, face sitting
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Im not a huge Giorno fan but...I’m a sucker for this concept!
Your relationship with Don Giorno was complicated, for sure.
You found yourself looking back on the day you had met him a lot.
Your first impression was positive. He was witty, strong, courageous...and very, very hot.
NSFW down below!
Your first ‘meeting’ with him started simply enough.
A rough stand battle. One you almost perished in. You were lucky Giorno accompanied you.
After you got back to the mansion your squad was living in, you were immediately called into his office.
You expected him to be angry at you for almost dying.
And well, he was. But not in the way you thought he’d be.
Before you knew it, you were bent over his mahogany desk, taking all eight inches of his cock.
He was so afraid of losing you- and even more afraid of not expressing how he felt before it was too late.
From then on, you both were running the halls of the mansion trying your hardest not to get caught fucking.
You figured he liked dominating you because of his stressful days. He was a very merciful person, so maybe this was good for him?
His favorite place to have you was under his desk with you drooling and choking on his dick as he did paperwork.
Of course, he never left you unsatisfied though.
Whenever you came back successfully from a mission, you'd be pinned down to his king sized bed, writhing in pleasure as his tongue swirled around the most sensitive parts of you.
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Hey! Could you write one hc or scenario (I don't know) where Fugo falls in love with Narancia's sister?
this is so fuckin cute omg
headcanons below!
Okay so, it’s weird at first
When Narancia finally reveals you to the group, everyone’s somewhat surprised he kept you a secret for so long.
Narancia loved you fiercely and was extremely protective, so the group chalked it up to pure will.
Naturally, he’s super excited to spend time with both you and Fugo.
The first time all three of you hang out, you nearly launch out of your chair and beat him to death because he stabbed Narancia with a fork.
You quickly learned this was...a part of their dynamic and that Fugo really loved and cared for him.
You found it adorable and admirable that he took care of Narancia in the years you were separated. He had done so much for him…
Fugo and you didn’t waste any time getting to pick each other’s brain.
One day, in a muffled voice with a blush, he appeared with a bouquet of flowers and explained his feelings.
You loved that he was hyper intelligent and he loved that you’d listen to him and encourage him.
Leone pretends to hate your relationship, but he’s overjoyed that his friend found such an amazing girl.
Bucciarati was surprised at your ability to stabilize his anger sometimes. Even if it wasn’t completely, you helped Fugo let out his anger in a way that helped in battle.
He ends up learning Karate due to your positive influence.
Mista loves teaming up with you two during fights, he later teases Fugo for the way he so adamantly protects you during battle
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risotto brain rot time....bruh...
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people talk all the time about “primal instincts” and it’s usually about violence or sexual temptations or something, but your humanity comes with a lot of different stuff that we do without really thinking about, that we do without being told to or prompted to
your average human comes pre-installed with instincts to:
Befriend
Tell story
Make Thing
Investigate
Share knowledge
Laugh
Sing
Dance
Empathize with
Create
we are chalk full of survival instincts that revolve around connecting to others (dog-shaped others, robot-shaped, sometimes even plant-shaped) and making things with our hands
your primal instincts are not bathed in blood- they are layered in people telling stories to each other around a fire over and over and putting devices together through trial and error over and over and reaching for someone and something every moment of the way
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risotto x reader x pros boundaries
got bored and wrote a small angst piece! mwah!
The scent of cigarettes and cologne awoke you from your peaceful, dreamless slumber. Like any typical night, you fell asleep sandwiched between the two you loved the most- Risotto and Prosciutto. The life you lived was full of pain and strife, but when you looked into the eyes of the men you were lucky enough to call your own…you couldn’t help but be thankful. Carefully, you turned to face Risotto. He was stripped down to his boxers and missing his Gothic wear. Lovingly, you pressed your hand to his cheek gently. Ever since Sorbet and Gelato died, he hadn’t rested a moment. He couldn’t show fear or sadness as a leader, but all you needed to know about his mental state was in his eyes. He was exhausted emotionally and physically, on top of aching from the death of his two closest friends. You savored this moment. Risotto looked calm and happy, which was rare for you to see.
Then, you turned to Prosciutto. His hair was down and out of his knots, giving him an uncharacteristically messy look. He too was stripped down to his boxers. You giggled. Your nights with the both of them usually ended with the three of you being naked or almost naked, but you still couldn’t get over how lucky you were to be able to see them like that. For them to make time for you.
With a sigh, you laid your head on your pillow and looked up at the ceiling.
How were you supposed to tell them it all had to end?
You didn’t tell them, but you were to transfer teams. You knew if you did, their search would only be more fervent- the exact opposite thing you wanted. You tried to plead with the Boss, but your words were only met with threats. You were to drop all or any contact with your team mates that would encourage you to run away with them or influence them. You cursed in your head. Why did your boss have to be so cruel?
You gulped and slithered out of bed, successfully getting dressed before either of them knew. You took one final look at the two men, ignorant to their fates and of yours.
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the way this blew up SENDS me
we love jotaro in this house! coming right up!
SFW ❦
Jotaro loves your small stature! He doesn’t show it, but his heart flutters when you get on your tippy-toes (or have to be pulled up from the midsection) to kiss him!
He’s always afraid of hurting you! He’s really careful with his strength so he doesn’t hurt or squeeze you too tight when hugging.
He’ll complain, but if you ask to get on his shoulders (parades, sightseeing, or for fun lmao) he’ll feel genuinely appreciated.
He isn’t the most vocal but will make it known he loves your small body. If you’re ever insecure about your height, he’ll shut your complaining up with a quick kiss.
NSFW ❧
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what would happen if the main villains (plus doppio and risotto plz?) came home to their s/o laying face down on the floor motionless??? not bc s/o is dead or anything. just wanted to vibe on the ground for a while? i do this
I’ll only include Doppio bc this is already a group request and i usually include him in the main villains category anyway-
Dio:
- Honestly? You’re a damn mood if he ever seen one. The vampire man himself usually zones out when deep in thought, and sometimes he even ends up hanging upside down from the ceiling whilst vibing and shrugs it off as nothing once his servants enter the room and freak the fuck out. He really is living up to the vampire name.
- He wouldn’t start panicking at all once entering the room and seeing you vibing face down on the floor. He too has “unusual” habits so who is he to judge?? Hell, he’ll even join you at some point since he’d find it extremely calming for some reason. Just like that the two of you would spend countless of hours just v i b i n g face down on the floor without a care in the world and anyone who’d stumble upon this scene wouldn’t say anything, slowly closing the door behind them and leaving as if they haven’t seen shit in the first place.
- Surprisingly enough, this would turn out to be extremely calming for the usually impulsive and no chill having vampire. He’d take your example and just....flop the fuck down on the floor whenever he’s under stress or trying to come up with a good ol’ extremely wicked world domination plot. You really have changed this man, no doubt about it.
Kars:
- At first assumes you’re fucking dead and instantly starts getting emo since you were supposed to rule the world by his side or something like that. Just as he’s boutta get the rest of the pillarmen he notices you shifting a little and sighs in relief. He ain’t one to worry his ass over others at all, but when it comes to you it’s an entirely different story.
- Immediately starts asking all sorts of questions about your vibing habit. Is this what humans do??? Does it have any benefits??? Does it work on the ultimate lifeform too??? Poor Kars would be lowkey confused and so he’d try it out for himself. Not even 2 minutes later the big ass creature would flop down next to you (the furniture in the room shaking as he fucking lands) in an attempt to uncover the intricate mysteries of this vibing habit.
- Surprisingly enough Kars would really like this. Just like in Dio’s case, it would somehow calm him down and so he’d begin doing this by himself sometimes until the other pillarmen would stumble over him and ask him what the hell is he doing. Poor Esidisi would think he’s dead or something and would almost have a sheer heart attack upon witnessing the big bad Kars lying face down motionless on the cold ass floor. SOMEHOW Kars would eventually get the other pillarmen to do it too so.....multiple birds one stone??
Kira:
- Instantly assumes you’re fucking dead and cryptically squats down next to you with a borderline intention of snatching up your hands. That’s when you shift and he realizes he fucked up big time and almost shrieks like a little girl once you flip and stare him dead in the eye with a “wtf dude” expression plastered all over your face.
- The man is fucking confused since he’s never seen anyone do this before, let alone in an attempt to v i b e. He’d ask you what the hell you were doing on the floor and when you reply with “just vibin’ dude” he’d just give you an even more confused look. His boomer ass cannot comprehend this entire situation and it s h o w s. Eventually he’d end up not questioning further but would still lowkey think it’s weird, even though he’s clearly WAY more b i z a r r e than you are.
- Mans would be running around the house doing laundry and shit then stumbling over your motionless body on the floor and wouldn’t even have a proper reaction anymore. If anything, on colder days he’d just bring you a blanket or something then leave you to do your vibing in peace. However, if you REALLY want to you can pressure him into joining. Although be warned he can and will complain about the floor being too hard and too cold for his liking every 3 seconds.
Doppio/Diavolo:
- Doppio is the only cultured one on this list who actually does this sometimes in his spare time. Although he doesn’t ALWAYS end up on the floor, flopping face down on a surface and staying like that for hours is something usual for the man since he can just...chill and contemplate in peace. That being said, Doppio wouldn’t even act too surprised (although for a split second he really thought you were a goner and he was ready to flip) and would instantly offer to join you in your vibing session.
- If you thought Dio and Kars were good vibing partners then Doppio truly is a god tier one because he can stay like that for literal days without moving an inch. He’ll gladly vibe with you face down on the floor whenever you wanted to and will always be the one to provide you with food and blankets if you needed them since he knows that lying on the floor for too long can be a bit troublesome at times.
- Diavolo however is straight up fucking confused. He too would assume that you’re dead and would be one step away from calling his subordinates to drag your body away until he sees your fingers twitch a little and he realizes that he has been severely played. That’s when he wearily approaches you whilst asking if you’re ok and only looks at you with a straight up perplexed look once you tell him that this is totally usual for you. Just like in Kira’s case, he won’t question it further and will act normally upon stumbling over you like this but would still think it’s a pretty...uncomfortable thing to do to say the least. You can get him to join if you yeet him on the floor but he too will complain like a little child every goddamn second.
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WF2020 [Autumn] Super Action Statue reveal: Risotto Nero and new ‘Black Ver.’ Giorno Giovanna.
Both figures available for pre-order in limited quantities beginning July 31st, details TBA.
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Hello! I hope you're doing well! Can I request a matchup with Bucci gang? I'm 5'3. I'm an aries and my hobbies include listening to music and working out . I'm talkative and energetic but j tend to get annoyed easily. I care deeply for my family and friends and I'm also very emotional . I'm honest and don't mind saying what's on my mind . I also find it hard to trust people. I hope you have a wonderful day! I love your work!❤️❤️❤️
Myou sound adorable! as for a match up, I’d pair you with...
Bruno Bucciarati!
Or...
Mista Guido!
Bruno -
I think he’d love your energetic attitude! Bruno is always used to dealing with tragic settings, people, and situations, so having you by his side would do wonders to cheer him up and keep him motivated. He’d 100% love your adoration for family and friends and would do anything he could to protect you and your loved ones from harms way. Being on a team, Bruno is used to tons of music from Narancia, so he’d love to indulge you. Bruno has always been gentle as well, so he’d never force you to trust him too early, and he’d be okay with any tears among the way! Let’s not forget he’s a Libra! Perfect for fueling your internal Aries fire!
Mista Guido -
Mista would totally rock with your talkative energetic personality! He would be grateful for someone on the team/near him who’s energetic and fun who ISN’T Narancia! Mista would fall for you like that! Unlike Bruno, he wouldn’t try to hide it for the sake of himself or the team. Mista himself is very very emotional, so prepare to both be crying during romcoms or jumping during horror movies. Mista doesn’t quite get why you can’t trust people, though. He’s so hopelessly in love with you that it doesn’t make sense for him! Still, he tries his best with your emotions and is super sweet along the way <3.
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updates and schedules! 🌿✨
Hello everyone! Now that I’m done with my Follower Event, I just wanted to let you all know what I am planning to do!
As usual, I’ll be working through requests, but I’ll also be starting my Jesciutto self-ship story! I am planning on posting a chapter every time I finish a few requests — I hope that is an idea everyone is down with! 🌿🌿💞💞
My confessions are always open as well, so if anyone wants to talk/simp about their faves while I’m working through requests, I’m always happy to oblige! I really enjoy interacting with all of you, and it always makes me happy! 🌿🌿✨✨
Finally, here is a little idea that I have in the works! I was inspired by @dongiovannaswife Don!Giorno events, and I was wondering — would any of you be interested in a Prosciutto takeover event?
It would essentially be Prosciutto taking over my blog for a week, talking and answering any questions you might have! Prosciutto is a bit standoffish, but he has expressed to me before that he wouldn’t mind interacting with you all, if you guys wanted!
That’s it from me! I hope everyone is staying safe and as always, keep on shining! 🌿🌿✨✨
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