pea-the-mitten-crab

[pea-the-mitten-crab]

Dang. She got her roast in first.

Oh well.

I'm gonna bury this post under vore content, that only Eka's members can't see, so they're gonna get mad at a post, that only non-trolls can't actually find without effort, therefore making it blindingly obvious, who's actually using an Eka's Portal admin alt account.

Really classy

So this guy incited a hate attack on our website, because we banned them for sexting minors.

And now they post this.

Real classy my dude. I'm gonna leave this post at the top.

[pea-the-mitten-crab]

Hello, I hope you are safe, I have been very ill for the past few weeks and have been bedridden with health problems. I found out that I have a tumor and it was already bad. I have Stage 4A Cervical Cancer and I need help ASAP. Please help me with a small donation I will appreciate it. 🙏Thanks & Be Blessed

Goal >> $1800

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I think someone just tried to rob me

Okay so the layout of my house is that there is a front door with an airlock porch and above that is my room with a standing window.

i opened the outer door (which has a lock), closed the inner door which has no lock, and opened my bedroom window.

I was cooking rice in the kitchen which is at the back of the house but i'm smart and didn't leave the openings unattended.

there's a circular staircase that goes directly from the door to my room.

so i was making a circuit of - kitchen - front door - bedroom - front door repeat.

there was literal seconds between me being at any one spot.

at the exact moment i was coming down the stairs at exactly 1:20 PM UK time i see someone opening the inner door so i say "hello?" and they turn and run.

then at 1:40 PM people online via the live broadcast thing i have hear someone trying to get in my bedroom window.

when my rice was finished at 1:50 PM i go to sit in my bedroom and i see outside the window the same person who tried to get in on their phone.

i watch as they just casually walk away like nothing happened.

good job. now i know exactly what you look like, moron.

i'm gonna wait until a friend arrives later today and tell them.

the police are unreliable here and will not respond to an attempted break in not even if i call the emergency line.

so i'm waiting on my friend to know how to proceed.

sitting here at my pc i just heard a ringtone go off (2:00 PM) outside the window of the room next to mine.

they keep coming back.

[edit for more context]

my house is in the middle of a busy road. there are cars constantly passing by.

the front is also visible from 3 separate roads that face it.

so they had to have some real balls to do this.

at any given tim there's at least a dozen witnesses. not the smartest criminal we're dealing with here.

it's a bright and sunny day with clouds overcast so anyone would have a very clear view of the suspect while they attempt to scale the building.

i wouldn't be surprised if the neighbors have already called the cops.

[update]

i don't believe it.

they just drove up and parked across from my house got out of the car and walked into a nearby house. (2:20 PM)

you gotta be kidding me.

now i know where they live AND the make and model of their car AND its license plate.

and it's a rather unusual car as well.

i honestly cannot believe the stupidity of this crook.

[another update]

at around 2:45 PM the police turn up.

i try to get their attention but they ignore me.

they drive down the road facing my house.

they stop at each of the 4 houses immediately in front of our house.

and this whole time I'm trying to get the police's attention.

the police officer ignores me despite being able to hear me.

then he speeds away practically flooring the gas pedal.

a few minutes later i call my friend over.

they say that they know the person and that they are not a bad person and tell me to forget about it.

i call the police.

a few minutes later the police turn up.

it technically doesn't count as a break in.

their hands are tied.

they take a statement and then go to find the person.

can't find the person so they come back here.

tell me it's good that i called but they can't act on it.

then they leave at around 4 o'clock (ish).

[pea-the-mitten-crab]

lol

Everyone leaving Eka's Portal right now

[pea-the-mitten-crab]

so basically the only reason the murderer lived

is because their insane beliefs avoided confrontation

'cause Denzel would have killed him dead.

Denzel met Randall while Randall was camping out.

So far a start the map locations should be obvious.

They are simply just locations of camps in the area.

Duh.

The various items of apparel are disguises.

Duh.

The knife set is so that the murder weapon can be disposed of.

Duh again.

Denzel worked volunterally with local park staff around this time.

He was responsible for monitoring emergency supply boxes.

These are boxes the size of a lunchbox that contain medical supplies and food rations as well as other obvious survival things like a radio rope and pocket knife for example.

In an emergency these can be used if you're away from camp.

Denzel told staff that food had been taken from these boxes.

Staff said that it happens all the time because people are basically horrible.

While restocking them Denzel did notice someone watching him.

Denzel was able to watch this person without getting caught.

He thought at the time it was odd.

They didn't go to the supply boxes after Denzel had seemingly left.

Denzel said that didn't make any sense at the time.

Surely if they were stealing supplies there was no reason not to.

Denzel reported the guy but the staff did nothing about it.

Turns out that guy was in fact the murderer.

Denzel recalls hearing native American chants on his trip.

Denzel knows native American language from his family.

There's a sort of rule that in certain points in the chant the listener is supposed to respond in a certain way and Denzel out of respect had done so even though at the time he believed he was alone.

Turns out Denzel was actually responding to the recording and the fact that he did so may have saved his life if the killer was actually watching him at that time.

[pea-the-mitten-crab]

"i'm headin' bar"

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lol

People outside of my community will never truly understand just how relevant this video is right now.

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nice

Old Moomin fanart of Snorkmaiden and Primadonna’s Horse that I still like 🌷

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yep

I just found out the latest idiocy from Eka's Portal's administration.

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lol

Posting things that Eka's Portal won't understand the significance of

right?

[pea-the-mitten-crab]

aw

A rhino beetle walking her pet rollie pollie 🎀

[pea-the-mitten-crab]

yep that's what happened

How it actually started

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lol

The Rendlesham Forest Incident

Using a modified magnetic junkyard crane, Russian spies were able to listen in on encoded signals, sent via underground cables and using an electron gun, a type of microwave emiter, they were also able to send signals as well, when the radiation produced decayed into a magnetic field, therefore sending an electrical signal down the wire.

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yep

How the Devin AI software developer 'might' be a scam

saying that an artificial intelligence is autonimous is one thing, showing that it is indeed the case is another.

the closing line of the video tells viewers to sent in tasks, so Devin can handle those tasks unseen and send you the results.

okay... but if it really is doing all of this in time, why not just live stream the process at work?

and if deep learning is being used, you should have results you can use, that show the steps the ai took at each decision, a la a teacher asking a student to show their working, so that they can see that they didn't use a cheat sheet, or in this case, that a human operator on the other end didn't do the work for them.

they showed us a prerecorded video of the problem being solved, by now we should know that through the wonders of television, time can seemingly skip ahead by editing out the time between.

they give no explanation as to how Devin solves the issues, they only state that ai can do that you know, which holds as much weight as an illusionist saying it's just magic.

until we can see Devin being given a task and solving it in real time, and a results screen to show the path of deep learning it used, Devin is about as believable an ai software as any sci-fi movie robot.

[pea-the-mitten-crab]

yes

Meanwhile, on Eka's Portal

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ha

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wat

on a box of mac and cheese