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‘ you beautiful, rule-breaking moth. ’

     parks & rec starters / @bcdlcuk

loki makes a face at the comment.  “that’s not wholly accurate, you know.  beautiful and rule-breaking?  sure.  moth?  no.”  she sends a glance down at herself before green eyes land back on the other woman.  “do i look very insect-y to you?”

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she’s ignoring the first comment, not surprised by the remark. of course they weren’t looking to buy, why would anyone be interested in a place like this? she’s just a bit confused at the second remark, eyebrow raising as she leans into the door frame. the people in this city never stopped surprising her. “of all the places in this city, you choose to look around a place like this for fun? why?”  the tiger asks, eyes flickering about the room to see if anything was put out of place. she worked hard for everything in this room and there was nothing fun about it. “the only interesting thing you’ll see is my fist connecting with your face if you don’t get out.”

loki gives a shrug, stuffing their hands into their pockets and out of the woman’s belongings.  they’re still smiling, even with the threat being directed to them.  “it seemed the slightest bit safer to look for it in here than out there,” they reply, watching as the other tries to spot anything out of its spot.  loki hadn’t been especially careful about keeping the room organized like it was, so they don’t doubt she’ll find something missing.  “clearly i was wrong about this place, so if you don’t mind, i’ll just be on my way out.”  a short step is taken in the direction of leaving, and the woman standing in their way.

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i got two replies done and queued, but my chromebook’s being a complete pain right now, so i’m going to have to call it quits for the night.  i have the next three days off work, though, so i should hopefully be able to work through everything i owe + hit up the starter tag then!!  unless my chromebook is still messing up in which i might not make it to the starter tag portion of my plan

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✰  —  —  *  PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything.  ’ ‘  i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.  ’ ‘  there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.  ’ ‘  don’t be such a baby. i cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.  ’ ‘  i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.  ’ ‘  whenever she asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give her the names of rappers.  ’ ‘  i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.  ’ ‘  i didn’t actually sell my last car, i just forgot where i parked it.  ’ ‘  i don’t know who al gore is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask.  ’ ‘  when they say 2% milk, i don’t know what they other 98% is.  ’ ‘  i’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so i’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.  ’ ‘  upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.  ’ ‘  since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not want a salad.  ’ ‘  you’re like an angel with no wings.  ’ ‘  oh my god you have to stop using the word ‘nipple.’  ’ ‘  you’re right, i know. i have to be a grown up… but it’s so hard!  ’ ‘  i was reading an encyclopedia and i tripped or ‘fell over’ and hit my head. or ‘brain helmet.’  ’ ‘  oh my god, your boobs are dead.  ’ ‘  i have a medical condition, alright! it’s called caring too much and it’s incurable!  ’ ‘  he put all my records into this rectangle! the songs just play one right after the other! this is an excellent rectangle!  ’ ‘  if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.  ’ ‘  guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.  ’ ‘  jogging is the worst. i mean, i know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost?  ’ ‘  i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.  ’ ‘  i know this and i love you.  ’ ‘  that’s too much responsibility. i gotta find a way out of this.  ’ ‘  you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me and you look very beautiful.  ’ ‘  i was kind of getting sick of listening to them talk about their relationship, but then i remembered that alcohol existed.  ’ ‘  i got stung once and i’m immune. go ahead and sting me, bees! it does nothing!  ’ ‘  i’m not afraid of cops! i have no reason to be. i never break any laws, ever… because i’m deathly afraid of cops.  ’ ‘  i’m fine. it’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and i’m always tired.  ’ ‘  there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well.  ’ ‘  i can’t go because i don’t want to.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to seem overdramatic, but i don’t really care what happens here.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna leave early and go home.  ’ ‘  if any of you need anything at all, too bad.  ’ ‘  you have never been neutral on anything in your life. you have an opinion on pockets.  ’ ‘  dance up on me!  ’ ‘  i have an idea, it’s very uncool. it’s not illegal, technically. but it is a dick move.  ’ ‘  one time my refrigerator stopped working. i didn’t know what to do. i just moved.  ’ ‘  you’re stupid and you’re drunk and you’re stupid.  ’ ‘  you don’t even know one thing. i didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and i didn’t even do it once.  ’ ‘  i’m like an elephant, okay? if i walk into a room, it’s like, ‘oh he’s in there.’  ’ ‘  bababooey.  ’ ‘  mac and cheese pizza?! you’re making that?!  ’ ‘  i was dying earlier today. and then i died. now i’m dead.  ’ ‘  the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.  ’ ‘  i have been kind of tense lately. just thinking about the new star wars sequel.  ’ ‘  it does look sad. kind of. sorry for stepping on you, floor.  ’ ‘  if you rearrange the letters of peru, you can spell europe.  ’ ‘  you’re as guilty as you are sexy.  ’ ‘  this maze is like a maze.  ’ ‘  sometimes when i blow my nose, i get a boner. i don’t know why. it just happens.  ’ ‘  so i feel like you were mad at me yesterday and i don’t know why so i made a list of everything i did and i’m gonna try not to do any of them again.  ’ ‘  no, i’m not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks!  ’ ‘  i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are… actually, it’s going to bug me if i don’t.  ’ ‘  with all due respect, you’re a major dick.  ’ ‘  the calzones… betrayed me?  ’ ‘  who hasn’t had gay thoughts?  ’ ‘  do you think a depressed person could make this? no!  ’ ‘  i like your energy. what do you say you and i ride go-karts later?  ’ ‘  three words: treat. yo. self.  ’ ‘  treat yo self. it’s the best day of the year!  ’ ‘  i’ll tell you what. here’s the deal. if you get fired, i’ll quit, and we’ll leave together. i’m serious! move to a new city, change our names… burn our fingertips off with acid… swap faces… if we have to.  ’ ‘  monsters don’t have souls? uh, have you seen monsters inc?  ’ ‘  i make my money the old fashioned way: i got run over by a lexus.  ’ ‘  i took this thing called ‘zapvigil’ which apparently is what israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake so… right now it looks like i’m talking to a giant crab. stay away from me crab!  ’ ‘  well, you suck at being polite, sir.  ’ ‘  at one point, for no reason, i just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.  ’ ‘  three, two, one, and my shift’s over… what the fuck is your problem?!  ’ ‘  math is worthless in real life. i mean, there’s an app for calculating tips. that’s all you need.  ’ ‘  your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely.  ’ ‘  just because i can’t go out with him, someone else can? wow.  ’ ‘  oh, this is bad. i should not have done this.  ’ ‘  she’s the worst person i’ve ever met. i want to travel the world with her.  ’ ‘  no, no, no, no. i’m not lonely. i have me.  ’ ‘  i love watching russian traffic accidents on youtube while i play children’s music at the wrong rpm.  ’ ‘  god, i am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.  ’ ‘  you beautiful tropical fish.  ’ ‘  hope no one minds if i livetweet this bitch!  ’ ‘  i just want to hear the doctor say that he had a fart attack. is that too much to ask?  ’ ‘  the only things i like are dogs and sleeping late.  ’ ‘  it kind of sucks that i’m super broke and i want to buy you stuff and it’s embarrassing that i can’t.  ’ ‘  i don’t want anything. i just want to hang out with you.  ’ ‘  you’ve killed my spirit. my spirit’s blood is on your hands.  ’ ‘  i hate people.  ’ ‘  you can see the stars, which i hate. they’re creepy.  ’ ‘  i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe.  ’ ‘  what? i love garbage.  ’ ‘  i only tell the truth when it makes me sound like i’m lying.  ’ ‘  i want to be burned at the stake.  ’ ‘  i’m going to murder you a thousand times.  ’ ‘  people who buy things are suckers.  ’ ‘  this is 100% certified for realskis.  ’ ‘  well, if there’s anyone who can bring my parents together, it’s no one. no one can ever bring them together.  ’ ‘  getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and you’re just like, ‘what? it’s you! i love you! you’re my sexy roommate. we love each other.’  ’ ‘  i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what i’m going to do.  ’ ‘  my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.  ’ ‘  maybe we should find the person who stole your positive attitude.  ’ ‘  scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being.  ’ ‘  messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it.  ’ ‘  friendship is better because friends help you move. they drive you to the airport. boyfriends just… love you and marry you.  ’ ‘  i hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears.  ’ ‘  everything hurts and i’m dying.  ’ ‘  i need you to text me every 30 seconds saying everything’s gonna be okay.  ’ ‘  let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: my bad.  ’ ‘  there are no consequences to my actions anymore. i’m like a white, male u.s. senator.  ’ ‘  hey, are you busy? and writing star trek fan fiction does not count.  ’ ‘  what do we…? like, what do we do? like, what do we do? um, how- how do we- how…? how… how… how? what do we do?!  ’ ‘  oh, also, i have a little secret… i’m drunk.  ’ ‘  i do say the cutest stuff.  ’ ‘  i don’t want to cause a panic… news flash: we’re screwed!  ’ ‘  velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. i’m a cashmere-velvet candy cane.  ’ ‘  you shut your mouth! you have all the strengths!  ’ ‘  never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing.  ’ ‘  i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.  ’ ‘  i guess i kind of hate most things, but i never really seem to hate you.  ’ ‘  time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. let’s go!  ’ ‘  i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well.  ’ ‘  ovaries before brovaries.  ’ ‘  sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.  ’ ‘  i have never taken the high road, but i tell people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.  ’ ‘  just remember, every time you look up at the moon, i, too, will be looking at a moon. not the same moon, obviously. that’s impossible.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.  ’ ‘  i love games that turn people against each other.  ’ ‘  i don’t care about that prize, but i’m gonna win because i want his happiness to go away.  ’ ‘  that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk.  ’ ‘  i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions.  ’ ‘  i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself.  ’ ‘  if i could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, i would.  ’

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“didn’t say i wanted to buy it,” loki replies, not looking up from what they’re doing.  this had been the first unoccupied little area they’d found, but of course that had to mean the actual resident just wasn’t in.  the god isn’t actually entirely sure what they’re looking for among her stuff, but that’s not about to deter them from continuing their search.  their gaze finally flicks over to her at the question, and a small smile settles onto their face.  “not really.  just wanted to see if there was anything fun in here, but you seem more interesting than anything else i’ve found yet.”

“this hideout isn’t for sale, querido/a.” ava remarks, brown eyes following each movement of the other as she slides into the familiar room. she’d found the space in an abandoned apartment complex that she’d been living in the past year. it was nice, really. quite a few people actually occupied the space that also didn’t have a home. so to say she was somewhat surprised to see someone rummaging through her area she was a bit distasteful about it. the two cats she took in meowed at her feet, signalling they were hungry and ready to be fed. she’s in her suit, her mask clutched in her hand as she steps forward, arms crossing. “is there a reason you’re rummaging through my stuff?” 

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✕ — isn’t that LOKI LAUFEYSON wandering the streets of new york? civilians know them as LOKI and see them as a VILLAIN / ANTI-HERO. as far as i know, the OVER ONE THOUSAND year old stands with THE YOUNG AVENGERS / ALONE and are rumoured to be pretty CHARISMATIC & MANIPULATIVE.

i’ll maybe probably write a full and in depth intro some other time, but for now here’s the basics and what you need to know

loki’s set basically 100% in the comics

i’m writing them set at the end of loki: agent of asgard

this is the third main incarnation of loki, usually referred to as ikol

they’re the god(dess) of stories and mischief, not lies and mischief, nor lies and evil.  or any of their various other titles.

they’re genderfluid, please either just default to they/them pronouns or follow along with whatever i’m using in the thread

adoptive child of odin and freyja, adoptive sibling of thor

uhhhh here’s their wiki i guess ?

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“I can turn into anything, as long as it’s me.”  Loki in Agent of Asgard

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❝ you’re really not very good at this; i saw you coming a mile off. ❞ to Loki

loki resists the urge to roll his eyes, but only just barely.  “have you considered, captain, that i wasn’t trying to be subtle?  if i hadn’t wanted you to see me, you wouldn’t have.”

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❝ is this a haunting ? are you haunting me ? ❞ // thor

loki sends a quick glance down at himself, as if to make sure that he’s really there.  of course he is, though, and green eyes flick back up to land on the other man.  “no, it’s… i’m really here.  i’m not a ghost, and i’m not here to haunt you.”  loki mouth quirks up into a forced smile.  “i don’t know how or why, brother, but i’ve truly come back.”  it makes little sense to him, the last clear thing he can remember prior to showing up in new york of all places is thanos, and the ark.

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But I`m still me. I`m always me.

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loki’s aware that she’s probably being more of a hindrance than a help to the others in wayne manor.  but there also wasn’t much that she could do, other than maybe provide encouragement or distraction when it got to be too overwhelming.  “will somebody please tell me that there’s some good news already?” she complains loudly to anyone that will listen to her.

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loki’s gone back to the gala to make sure that no one’s symptoms have gotten worse and to check that no one else has been infected.  it’s there that she overhears someone speaking, and her mind catches on one word in particular.  “they’re not as strong us, maybe,” she replies to sif, “but they are pretty sturdy.”

CHAOS EXECUTING UPON HUMANITY , the pattern is CREDIBLE . the click of her tongue brought upon a sound of irascibility. ❝ midgardians are a resilientt race. ❞ not paying any mind to who is listening.

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Bruce understood the discomfort that Loki seemed to face. Not everyone he’d gathered was trained in medicine or science. But, even so, that didn’t mean that they wouldn’t be able to help. Bruce thought on his feet, though, and came back with, “Any chance you could build a magic barrier? I have no idea if we were followed and if we were, the last thing we need is another fight or for anyone in this room, yourself included, to be infected.” 

loki thinks on it for a moment, considering the proposition.  it’s a good idea, one that could help.  “i should be able to do that,” she says, drumming her fingers against a tabletop.  “how big do you want me to make it?  the smaller it is, the easier i’ll be able to sustain it, but... the less it will protect.”

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loki has only the most basic and passing knowledge when it comes to midgardian biology and chemistry.  ask her about pop culture, magic, stories, or nearly anything else, and she’ll likely be able to give you an answer.  she feels almost lost with the task she’s been given, with helping to find a cure - not that she’ll ever actually say that out loud.  “if something can be done with magic, i’m your goddess,” she says.  “but from the looks of it, i doubt that will work.”  not to mention, loki isn’t the most powerful magic user around.

Usually, Bruce handled situations on his own with the much needed guidance of Alfred. Instead, here he stood with a decent amount of strangers in a home he never would’ve brought any of them to, most likely, in his and their lifetimes. Despite the piling regret and worry for his son, he allowed everyone inside and had done absolutely no explaining when it came to the equipment and tech that he possessed. The lab was another story entirely but, it came in use for this. His speech came out rushed and he’d only stopped pacing to address the person, “We’re on a time crunch here so just tell me what you’re best at and we’ll figure out how we’re going to do this. Just start talking, we’ll figure it out.”

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❝ ooh, that’s bad luck. ❞ -- america to loki

meme weekend

loki is startled, ever so slightly, by the sound of the other woman’s voice, and she turns to look at america.  despite the supposed bad luck mentioned, the goddess grins.  “it is bad luck,” she agrees.  “you showed up immediately after.”

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i’m accepting memes ONE, THREE, and FOUR for loki and gamora!!

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“I never said I wanted to sit down,” Scott replied in an amused tone. “You look rather comfortable. How can you be? Aren’t you worried people… will judge you for sleeping on a bench?”

"well, a bench is infinitely more comfortable than the ground," loki replies, "which was my other option." they give a shrug before moving their hand to examine the chipped black polish adorning their nails. "are you telling me that i should care what other people think of me?"