they/them/she in a pinchStar Trek, Linguistics, Religious Studies, usual odds and ends. Post-college but hopeful pre-grad bc t1 diabetes came for my kneecaps and academia is my chosen form of tormentThis feels like a job application claiming I’m a go-getter and lyingIM me @well-dressed-jaguar
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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga
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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse
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Bats getting glamour shots
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lady gaga on the charts... women thirsting over robert pattinson.... welcome back 2009
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when you dream about me please add a few inches to my height
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i asked my mum if i could buy myself a $150 colonial mens wig for christmas and she looked me dead in the eye and asked “cant you just do drugs or something?”
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this guy really always had something to say about almost everything and nearly all of it is still completely relevant almost 200 years later. fascinating stuff.
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