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I've had this one in my inbox for so long, and I just don't know what I wanna do with it

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"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

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leverage season 1 plot

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Trend i’m noticing looking for books with my little sister

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What u doin to my nosey????

[Begin ID: "Gif of an orange and white cat being booped on the nose with a finger and reaching out to grab the finger" End ID]

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*Takes bite of cookie* *Disembodied lil jon YYEAAHH plays across the world, billions startled and confused. Some go about their business as usual. Some spend the rest of their days pondering its meaning, and its source. Even lil jon himself… To no avail, of course…* *Takes another bite* OKAY!!!

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i love this team so much. this dude ballerina twirled around the first defender who came at him and then hurdled backwards over the next one, an entire grown ass man, like it was nothing. like he's in a goddamn sports anime. unbelievable

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felt inspired by this tweet so. here are some of my favorite line deliveries from this show

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In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

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seagull on the roof. source

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Woag wtf.... hes sniling

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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

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the sexual nature of the doodle jump app is poisonous to the minds of Americans