ao-ninja
ao-ninja
ceo of run-on sentences
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ao-ninja · 20 hours ago
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ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose
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ao-ninja · 20 hours ago
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ao-ninja · 1 day ago
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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
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ao-ninja · 1 day ago
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https://www.sfgate.com/california-parks/article/judge-says-park-service-reinstate-fired-employees-20220040.php
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Public outcry works. Protest works.
Keep raising hell!
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ao-ninja · 1 day ago
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weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place
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ao-ninja · 1 day ago
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another pkmn ill be shiny hatching
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ao-ninja · 2 days ago
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obsessed w this sign at the hospital
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ao-ninja · 2 days ago
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Now that all 3 McElroy brothers have had vasectomies, I realized every episode of MBMBAM is now me listening to my Three Wise Eunuch Advisors
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ao-ninja · 2 days ago
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The three mental illnesses are
Terminal child syndrome lol sorry you'll be infantilized forever and never get any basic respect we have the right to not treat you like an adult and make life worse for you in the name of helping, or shun you completely :)
Just stop doing that you useless cunt go the fuck outside and stop being a burden to society get the fuck up and stop having this illness. Have this list of pop psychology bullshit and get your shit together. We can still romanticize your struggle if you're hot and manage it just well enough to not be a useless cunt
Irredeemable piece of shit disorder uh sorry but your vibe is off and you should go to jail for it I fucking hate you and you deserve nothing you vile piece of human garbage you need to be avoided at all costs everyone should cut you off immediately no one should have to put up with you you manipulative asshole
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ao-ninja · 3 days ago
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msg stands for mmmmmmm so good
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ao-ninja · 3 days ago
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ao-ninja · 3 days ago
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I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself
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ao-ninja · 3 days ago
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Today's Seal Is: Big Ass Fish. Just For Me
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ao-ninja · 3 days ago
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"id like a hamburger..........................with cheese" well you're getting staples
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ao-ninja · 3 days ago
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luigi's mansion is scarier for empaths because you feel what luigi feels
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ao-ninja · 3 days ago
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I've never wanted to have sex with an airplane but I think it's cool how some people want to have sex with airplanes. I think the world is a richer and more colorful place for it.
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ao-ninja · 3 days ago
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It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.
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