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patrolbouquet · 10 years ago
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I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom
Hears conversation between a mom and daughter who is like 6.
Mom: Looking at news article on phone about Sam Smith**
Girl: Mommy why is Sam Smith kissing a boy?
Mom: it’s because he’s gay honey.
Girl: Mommy what does gay mean?
Mom: Like girls like boys, it’s when boys like boys.
Girl: Oh….well why can’t girls like girls?
Mom: They can they’re called lesbians.
Girl: lessions?
Mom: No, Les-Bee-Ens.
Girl: Oh Okay,….can I be lesbian?
Mom: Sure, only if you feel that way, why?
Girl: Cuz there’s this girl name katey and she’s really really pretty like prettier then Elsa.
Mom: PRETTIER THAN ELSA?!?!
Girl: Yeah, I want her to be my girlfriend.
Mom: Okay, wait…what about that other kid you liked, that boy named Jimmy.
Girl: I don’t like Jimmy anymore, I only said that cause I thought I didn’t have anymore options but boys.
Mom: *starts dying laughing*
Me *starts dying laughing*
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patrolbouquet · 10 years ago
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I’m not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I’ve always been a freak. So I’ve been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I’m one of those people.
John Lennon (via reminds)
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patrolbouquet · 10 years ago
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Look...
Messages are coming by thousand. They do not make sense to me. I am sorry.
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patrolbouquet · 10 years ago
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me during a school day: *arrives 10 hours late*
me when my favorite band are giving a concert: *arrives 10 hours early*
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Once a superhero, always a superhero.
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patrolbouquet · 10 years ago
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I was dying to hear someone say That I didn’t need to try so hard to be perfect, That i was enough and it was okay.
Unknown (via bl-ossomed)
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patrolbouquet · 10 years ago
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Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time.
(via abbeystorey)
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Because : a) i was sad b) i was angry c) i was live on stage d) i was missing you too much
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patrolbouquet · 10 years ago
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#arfarf! #back
I got some internet problems, this have been for 5 days already ugh.
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