Hey! You may know me from twitter under #PunBard. I am He/Him and make silly DnD, TTRPG, and miscellaneous plays on words! Remember folks...with Great Pun comes Great Response Ability.
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Doing my thing over on bluesky!
#punbard#puns#dad jokes#ttrpg#dnd#dnd5e#dungeons and dungeons#homebrew#pathfinder2e#indiettrpg#blue sky
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Well folks! You can find me on bluesky as well by looking around for patervosspunbard.bsky.social!
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Is it alright to pilfer a dragon's hoard?
Ab-so-LOOT-ly
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Where do rogues like to rest and recuperate?
At the Break Inn
Where do assassins like to do the same?
The Poise Inn
Where do pickpockets and cutpurses like to hit the hay?
At the Thieve'inn
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We have heard about all the kens except one.
TekKen
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Survival should be a mandatory proficiency for Barbarians.
On account of their inclination...
FOR RAGING
#punbard#puns#dad jokes#ttrpg#dnd#dnd5e#dungeons and dungeons#homebrew#pathfinder2e#indiettrpg#foraging
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Authors get to choose what to put in their stories.
This is what they call their...
Author writey.
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Gonna make a Kobold Fire Mage who calls themselves...
CHAR WIZARD!
#punbard#puns#dad jokes#ttrpg#dnd#dnd5e#dungeons and dungeons#homebrew#pathfinder2e#indiettrpg#Pokemon#charizard
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A lot of the TTRPG stuff i write is pure fiction and is not balanced.
Yeah you heard me.
I just like to....
Make shit OP.
#punbard#puns#dad jokes#ttrpg#dnd#dnd5e#dungeons and dungeons#homebrew#pathfinder2e#indiettrpg#make shit up#overpowered
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A bard persuading people through stunning vocals?
That sounds pretty...
Convince Sing
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Did you hear about the bard who got thrown out of the tavern because they refused to play music?
They were tossed out because of...
NO DITTY
🎶🎻
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There are some days when Calm Emotions would be a great spell to have.
But tbh, right now I settle for Clam Emotions.
🐚🐚🐚
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Fighter: blast! The entire hallway is filled with pressure plates and tripwires.
*clip clap clip clap*
Bard: I got this.
Fighter: are those-
Bard: *ratatatap* yep! I am a...trap dancing expert after all!
Fighter: 😑
#punbard#puns#dad jokes#ttrpg#dnd#dnd5e#dungeons and dungeons#homebrew#pathfinder2e#indiettrpg#tap dance
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Guide: so! You said your character was gonna be a magical robot?
Player: Yep! But they have a tragic backstory.
Guide: hey neat! Can't wait to hear-
Player: i call 'em my A-trauma-ton 😀
Guide: 😒
Player: 😀😃😀
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Me: *trying to discern arcane instructions on the back of a microwave meal*
Me: ....
Me: 😏 WHAT DOES THE BOX SAY!?
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Always befriend a Mimic.
They can be any buddy.
ANY. BUDDY. 😂
🧰
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Legend of Zelda, except everything is cake when Link cuts stuff.
Tiers of the Cakedom
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