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It’s not like this with other people.

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Nate ‘‘sunshine’’ Archibald

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If you get married in Japan then fly to Hawaii and immediately die after you land, your marriage certificate will be dated after your death certificate

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idk what vsco girl means but i assume it’s yet another criticism on teenage girls for existing & liking things

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I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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smash that rb if you know a boy that is just so fucking handsome

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you: “problematic” fave

me, an intellectual: a normal fucking human being who has made some mistakes

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panic first, think later:

gemini, pisces, taurus, aries, sagittarius, aquarius

think first, panic later:

virgo, capricorn, libra, leo, scorpio

panic first, panic later:

cancer

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remember when the earth was flat as a pancake?

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Daniel: Look at the camera! Wave and smile! Wave and smile!

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so am i ever gonna develop a real personality or am i just always gonna be temporarily into whatever the person im currently obsessed with is into

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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

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mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head and said 'vibe check' now hes dead

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it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

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Thanos wishes he could do it like her