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every day I wake up and it’s fucking january
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inside of you there are two intestines.
one of them is large, and the other is small.
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Average adventuring party except all of them are named Mark.
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i love manipulating the components of devices or mechanisms
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You think you can't be plural because there aren't any other voices in your head?
You already have one. Her name is tinnitus.
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ive always wanted to go on stackexchange and ask an insightful and well-recieved question that recieves many upvotes. this has been a dream of mine
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the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(
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a swish is smaller than a whoosh. small objects make swishes.
a whoosh is larger than a swish. a large object would make a whoosh.
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nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out
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