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LONG FLAT V LONG FLAT LETS GO

long pasta bracket final!!!!!!!!!

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LONG FLAT V LONG FLAT LETS GO

long pasta bracket final!!!!!!!!!

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Comet passing over village , spaghetti glyph

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LONG FLAT V LONG FLAT LETS GO

long pasta bracket final!!!!!!!!!

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long pasta bracket finals

final:

tagliatelle v. fettuccine

past(a) rounds:

semifinals (ended 7/14): papparelle v. tagliatelle bucatini v. fettuccine

quarterfinals (ended 7/7): pappardelle v. fusilli col buco tagliatelle v. spaghetti bucatini v. vermicelli linguine v. fettuccine

side a (ended 6/22): busiate v. pappardelle fusilli col buco v. trenette tagliatelle v. tagliolini capellini v. spaghetti

side b (ended 6/29): ziti lunghi v. bucatini vermicelli v. lasagna linguine v. mafaldine fettuccine v. colonne pompei

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There should be a "literally anything else" option on the finals lol, I think that would be funny and give the long flat haters something to press

i do really like that idea. a little gift for the haters, to show my appreciation for all that they do around here

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Honestly, I don’t know how anyone could vote for long flat when they could vote for long flat! Like, obviously long flat is superior to long flat!!! Some of you must not have any whimsy in your life. I mean, there’s so much more joy in long flat than in long flat!!

finally, the long flat propaganda!!! you're SO right

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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

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LONG FLAT V LONG FLAT LETS GO

long pasta bracket final!!!!!!!!!

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at least that treacherous bitch pappardelle is getting her fucking comeuppance after knocking my sweet fussilli col buco out.

pappardelle revenge

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Thoughts on those people who make spaghetti hotdog abominations?

(pictured below)

extremely horrible, thank you!!

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