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Of course Fish! Can i get you anything else *pulls out tiny order notebook*

may i please have a doctor pepper , p lease

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saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them

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sometimes I remember how on the last day of my high school latin class our teacher had us gather around his laptop to show us latin memes on tumblr and my best friend and I just gaped at each other in abject horror. we couldn’t figure out if our teacher was just showing us memes on a Fun Website He Had Found or if he was a tumblr user for real. but he knew how to navigate it. years have passed but it haunts me. he could still be out here

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I love how you can put literally anything in the tags except for commas. You can have whole-ass ideas and thoughts and messages in there... Just not structured and coherent ones.

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We are the Pride Knights, and this is our battle cry No enemy can shake us, as hard as they can try There’s a fire in our eyes that no hatred can kill A passion in our hearts that’s as strong as our will To our fellow queers who fight their battles on their own We promise to fight with you, you are never alone To our fellow queers who have fallen with the pain We thank you for your courage, your fight is not in vain We are defenders of the right to be proud of who you are To love who you love and to accept every scar We are your knights, protectors of our pride Together we stand, together we ride

THESE ARE BACK FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY(!) The Pride Knights Playing Cards are now available for pre-order until June 30, 2024! Shipping to the US, UK, EU, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada!

prideknights.com ⚔️🌈

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THEY ARE GONNA LOOK SO COOL

the sample photos are stunning <3

do you have more pictures of finished pins? really just wondering if there will be gaps or if there's a background filling it in (unsure if i have a preference either way)

Here is a video from the manufacturer for a glitter test we did to see which one looks the best and works with all pride flags (silver by the way, 2nd). I will receive these samples soon and share more photos

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occasional posts from users

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guys I've been assigned two tasks at once ,please pray for me

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"this post would do numbers on tumblr" "that post would do numbers on tumblr" yeah they probably would. they would probably do 4 or some shit. i don't know

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

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everyone living in EU - please support the citizens initiative for safe and accessible abortion!!

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My friend, making me watch doctor who for the first time: *Starts with the Pompeii episode with Donna and the Doctor because he knows im a history nerd and so must like the kinda fanciful adaptions of historical events*

Me, the wrong kind of history nerd: Why are there aliens in my volcano?

Him: This is an alien show

Me, more distressed: THATS NOT- GET OUT OF MY VOLCANO!?

Him: The *Doctor* is an alien

Me: Great! He needs to get out of my volcano too. So does the lady. She seems like fun but could everyone please remove themselves from my volcano please

Him: Alright this isnt working

Me: I really don't know what you expected, i greet new people by telling them about Lichtenstein's army

Him: ...

Him: *puts on a different episode*

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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

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As a person living in australia, who has been living in australia for 8 years now

Mood

I never see it coming

You would think one of my best friends being Australian the accent wouldn't catch me off guard so dramatically

But I'm never ready for the Australian accent to come out of someone

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best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)