partysoft
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i love my wife, my dog, and wasting time.
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partysoft · 2 days ago
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Dear Supporter,
I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔
I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. 🙏🕊
Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. ☑
i'm having some trouble getting my donation to go through on gfm, but i'll keep trying!
in the meantime, hopefully some of my followers can donate or share, too
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partysoft · 2 days ago
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my wife: who was that problematic author, the one who did enderman's game? uhhhh... orville redenbacher?
me: can I post that
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partysoft · 4 days ago
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pitbull with no reference
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partysoft · 7 days ago
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people who reply to a post in a lost and found pets group with just comments about how cute the pet pictured is...
what is wrong with you
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partysoft · 9 days ago
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just now an older man with a long scraggly beard (very much the picture of "older rural white man") pulled over in his older, smaller pick-up and rang our door bell
when i answered, he said that he'd wanted to stop and tell us that he liked/supported the rainbow flag we fly out front of our house. he'd driven past two today and it made him happy to see them.
it was v charming tbh, as much as i like to be a cave troll hiding in my house
esp given, uh. the nature of all the other flags in our hamlet.
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partysoft · 15 days ago
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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve
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partysoft · 17 days ago
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car insurance has decided that the tree killed my car
2 totalled cars in 2024 man how could this happen to me
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partysoft · 19 days ago
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not Tumblr serving me Christian mingle ads in between my whole dash griefposting
"your Christian family of tomorrow" I will kill you
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partysoft · 19 days ago
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It is what it is but like. Can it be something else
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partysoft · 20 days ago
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every time we have pizza i think about the first verse of "parting gift"
more like as sincere as a dog does when it's the crusts on your plate with which it's in love!!!!
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partysoft · 22 days ago
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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
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partysoft · 24 days ago
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had a taxi to the rental car place in the "city"
🙃 left my id at home with the pile of stuff I carried in after the ride home from the accident 🙃
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partysoft · 24 days ago
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this tree hated me, specifically, and decided to do smth about it
a fuckin tree fell directly onto my car while I was driving this morning
I am fine but my car is not and also what the HELL
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partysoft · 24 days ago
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a fuckin tree fell directly onto my car while I was driving this morning
I am fine but my car is not and also what the HELL
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partysoft · 25 days ago
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snoopy image of the day
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partysoft · 25 days ago
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For science!!!!
(Please reblog if you vote! :D )
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partysoft · 25 days ago
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they are back
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