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Boleyn: “why are you so cute?”
Parr, turning around to wink at Boleyn: “Cause I want to be cute for you~”
Boleyn, pausing.
Boleyn: “You put the U in cute.”
Parr: “fuck..”
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Boleyn: “Bodies are gay, not gonna lie.” Howard: “I hate my flesh prison.” Boleyn: “That’s a mood!”
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Howard, having a sneezing fit: Boleyn: “Just saying, the third sneeze is between you and god.” Howard: “aLL OF THEM ARE!!”
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Howard: “I keep, listening to that yellow cardigan song-” Boleyn: “Good.” Boleyn: “Good” Boleyn: “Get into it, get into vocaloid.” Howard: “No.” Howard: “NO.” Boleyn: “GET INTO IT.” Howard: “NO, I CANNOT.” Boleyn: “SOON YOU’LL BE SINGING WORLD IS MINE!” Howard: “ WHAT NO” Howard: “FUCK”  Howard: “I’M EMO”  Howard: “AND A GAMER FUCK YOU!” Howard: “I LISTEN TO MCR AND PLAY GAMES!” Howard: “anime and vocaloid is for NERDS!” Boleyn: “The Apotheosis Is Upon Us.”
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Boleyn, mimicking Howard: “uwu I have Asthma”
Howard, defensively: “NOT EVERYONE CAN BE BLESSED WITH BREATH.”
Cleves: “Not everyone can be blessed with breasts.”
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Howard: “I’m not babey.”
Aragon: “You can’t just claim you’re babey for weeks and then revoke it.”
Aragon: “you’ve done this to yourself.”
Aragon: “You’re Babey.”
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Boleyn: “you know what they say.”
Boleyn: “Ouch.”
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Howard: “Shut up bitch I’m having issues.”
Boleyn: “Aren’t you always?”
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Boleyn: “My sister already made that joke so-“
Parr: “you have a sister?”
Boleyn: “Yeah she’s-“
Cleves: “Shorter than you?”
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Cleves: “Toby is hot, but not in the straight way.”
Cleves: “or a gay way.”
Parr: “yOU MEAN ROMANTIC RIGHT??”
Cleves: “Yeah!!”
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Seymour: “my leg hurts..”
Boleyn: “that’s because you’re dressed as a polish boy from the 1800’s!”
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Aragon: “stop that I’m trying to go to heaven.”
Boleyn: “You hang out with ME!”
Boleyn: “That already means you’re not going to heaven!!”
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I know that this isn’t really much, but it’s quite a lot to me.
I’ve been meaning to try and find ways to let everyone know that I appreciate them, but even then I don’t really know how to thank people for enjoying the things I post? I really want to find a way to thank everyone for acknowledging my existence. This isn’t really a quote, but, I’m really grateful that everyone enjoys (or well, tolerates) the quotes and sometimes art I post.
Nonetheless, I’m really sorry if I’m coming off as a really rambly person or just in general repetitive, but thank you again. - Sincerely, Mod Parr.
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Boleyn, Cleves and Parr, to the tune of Shes in love from the little mermaid: “He’s in hellll! He’s in helll~ he’s in helll~”
Howard jumping in: “He’s.. In.. HELL!”
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Howard, tiredly and drunk like: “I swear I don’t consume the alcohols, I consume the sleep deprivation-“
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Parr, holding a bouquet of flowers that she got from Cleves.
Howard, looking at it: “Where are the plant food?”
Howard, defensively: “I DIDNT EAT IT THIS TIME!!”
Parr, perplexed: “You what?!”
Parr: “Excuse me Kit!? You eat plant food?!”
Howard: “I didn’t this time!! I was thinking it though!”
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Cleves: “are you okay?”
Boleyn: “I left my keys in my house and I’m angry Cos I made a convoluted plan on how I was gonna get it back! It had spy music and everything!”
Cleves: “What was the plan?”
Boleyn: “I was going to have you drive me to my house.”
Boleyn: “Dodge traffic and ALL!”
Boleyn: “Highkey you were speeding in my plan, we hit a few ramps and everything. Then we reach my house, I run to the front door..”
Boleyn: “That’s when it hit me, the world stops..”
Boleyn: “I don’t have my keys so I can’t get in.”
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