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Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

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#LateStageCapitalism

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This is why fat shaming can have tragic consequences.

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May you receive a sign this week that puts your mind at ease and fills your heart with hope. 🤍🕊

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I am not ready for the mood guys

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hot tip if you wanna play a warlock or another high charisma character but have an irl charisma of like 10:

there’s more than one kind of charisma. the default always seems to be “suave ladykiller/casanova who can and will knowingly manipulate people and do it with a sly smile”, but that’s not the only kind.

i play a 20 charisma warlock who is… none of those things. she’s kind of shy and easily flustered but she IS extremely good-hearted and kind, and she radiates a certain kind of aura that just makes people want to like her and trust her because they can tell she’s a good person.

don’t feel boxed in by traditional portrayals of charisma and let it scare you away from playing classes you’re interested in.

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having horns would be incredibly impractical in day to day life but theyd be sexy so does it matter…

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Meowdy howdy

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Weak Trope: Having a character’s driving motivation be REVENGE up until the last second when they pull the “revenge won’t bring my wife/sister/town/three-eared dog back” and leave the bastard they’ve been hunting down alive.

Strong Trope: Hello! My Name! Is Inigo Montoya! You Killed My Father! Prepare! TO! DIE! *corners count rugen* Beg for your life *slashes cheek* Offer me anything I want in the world!  *slashes other cheek* I WANT MY FATHER BACK, YOU SON OF A BITCH. *stabs count rugen to death*

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What the fuck is the universe trying to teach me right now

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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T H E  S K Y  M A K E S  M E  H A P P Y

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“If I date you, I won’t control you. Do what you want. Your actions will tell me how much you respect the relationship.”

— @thesexualquotes