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"I never thought my life would be more exciting than a novel, but it sure feels that way right now!"

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Werewolf boyfriend

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Crying, crying, crying at how you can get this line in Disco Elysium if you convince the lieutenant to eat the sandwich.

A lot of people have seen this exchange:

Fewer people have seen this option appear:

And if you choose it?

Goodbye. I love them so much.

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''You don't have to suffer anymore...''

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my theory is dragons kidnap princesses for the same reason they hoard gold and other treasure, which is the perceived value and the bragging rights thereof. however, unlike precious metals and gems, human attractiveness is way more subjective, so you end up with dragons calculating the most valuable princess to nab and getting frustrated when their math doesn't check out...

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[ * Happy wolfenoot to all the canine therians ]

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"Closet Clearing parts 1-5"

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That’s it. That’s his whole character.

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hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

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! You can make any male character significantly hotter by giving them excessive piercings.

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to be the father of a son, now, that is truly painful. to have a young man in your house who is bound to make all the same mistakes you have made, a punishment from the gods.

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i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

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tv show about the clan invasion but it's from the pov of clan wolf logistics personnel trying and failing to coordinate with the other clans and done as a mockumentary alá the office/parks and rec

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if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab