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@warneraaronanderson convincing me to use shipping containers instead of tents for homes in Sector 45:

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What's not to love about me?

Paris Anderson is MY husband, stop hitting on him

you can have him

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????

@parisdadnerson wee wee motherfucker

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reblog and ill tell you what song i hear when you enter a room

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im in love with your dad<3

Time to finally use the block feature.

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the kids and I (Emphasis on I) miss you, come home

@warneraaronanderson and @adamkentanderson miss me?

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ur like a complete psycho but I gotta say man ur name giving sense is good

This is so real.

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did you do Santa for your kids

No.

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bourbon or birthday presents

This is such a difficult question. Both.

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do you listen to Chappell roan

Who?

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I'm sorry?? I am not "head over heels" for you.

What do you think got Anderson so head over heels for you??

He can deny but we know.

it was probably my looks to start with, but then my beautiful personality and killer sense of humor oh and he's probably attracted to people that are smarter than him too

@parisdadnerson what do you think

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There will never be a 'last time' you can never really kill me. 🙃

Have you gotten your baking business up and running yet?

Does this spark your memory? Besides, I'm already pursuing a career as an author with my debut novel, "Paris Anderson's Guide to Parenting" coming out.

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I do. Need any help with birthday gift ideas?

Advice on ways to to crash a birthday party?

(Pinky swear it's not a revenge plan against my brother)

turn up and take your clothes off at the front door. They should let you in straight away

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Have you gotten your baking business up and running yet?

Does this spark your memory? Besides, I'm already pursuing a career as an author with my debut novel, "Paris Anderson's Guide to Parenting" coming out.

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How do you feel about your son getting called a hamster? Better yet, do you support it?

🥸👆🐹

What? I don't know what this means.

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I’m going to buy 69 copies of your parenting book and then hand them out around my neighbourhood by duck taping them to their front windows🥸👆

Oh, how thoughtful. I'm sure your neighbors will love it.