paranoiaisapilot
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"....𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪?"
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paranoiaisapilot · 4 days ago
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paranoiaisapilot · 1 month ago
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She smiled at his comment,seeming amused by it. He probably didn't see her in the battle because she refrained from getting to close to a base or another.
"Oh no,trust me. I do. I am more of an 'drop supply boxes from the sky and hope one of the teams gets them on time'. But sometimes the other team get so pissed off about not getting they hunt down my plane. So while they don't directly attack me,being in a burning and crashing plane isn't the most fun part of the job."
She paused sighing
"Mostly the demo man on each time,anyway. I could drop some supplies for you specifically?like a shield or something,just so that you can stay in the spawn with no trouble?"
'So. Your telling me they just randomly took you in,and hired you. Wrong person wrong time?"
[It wasn't the first time she saw some insane weird shit happen around at this base,but It definitely one if the few things that manage to surprise her those ideas.]
[INTENDED FOR BLUE CIVILIAN]
☆— @paranoiaisapilot
“… That’s definitely a good theory on how I got this job, but if I’m being honest I can’t really remember how it happened. I just remember being told what I’ll be doing here. I think it was the same for Jack too. It was definitely the wrong person wrong time in his case.”
The BLU Civilian grimaced as he thought about it. It made him rather uncomfortable, not being able to remember how he ended up here. Whenever he thought too much about it, it made him feel like something was failing around in his skull, trying to get loose.
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paranoiaisapilot · 1 month ago
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(She normally wouldn't go out of her way to look for someone after they suddenly disappear,but not this time. Not when the person who disappeared is the only other sane worker at the entire building and not when they looked so visibly displeased)
"Simon,you there?"
(She questioned calling out as she walked into the storage room,holding into the flashlight she brought in order to ser her way around.)
(Simon seemed to have disapeared, there was no trace of him in his room or anywhere else... wonder where he went)
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paranoiaisapilot · 1 month ago
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"Oh yeah uhm...ouch,the red spy isn't the most pleasant guy to talk to is he?"
She visibly seemed bothered by this,she already felt bad for the fact they didn't remember anything and that they couldn't remember anything without a headache coming around. But now spy is giving them trouble?
'this has got to be on of the worst lucks around here.'
She thought to herself before she replied
"The others?yeah,kinda. It's most of a 'I am going to drop some supplies from the sky next time,what do you want me to get' rather then an actual chat. Speaking of which, did you ever join a battle or? I don't think I ever saw you there."
'So. Your telling me they just randomly took you in,and hired you. Wrong person wrong time?"
[It wasn't the first time she saw some insane weird shit happen around at this base,but It definitely one if the few things that manage to surprise her those ideas.]
[INTENDED FOR BLUE CIVILIAN]
☆— @paranoiaisapilot
“… That’s definitely a good theory on how I got this job, but if I’m being honest I can’t really remember how it happened. I just remember being told what I’ll be doing here. I think it was the same for Jack too. It was definitely the wrong person wrong time in his case.”
The BLU Civilian grimaced as he thought about it. It made him rather uncomfortable, not being able to remember how he ended up here. Whenever he thought too much about it, it made him feel like something was failing around in his skull, trying to get loose.
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paranoiaisapilot · 1 month ago
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She paused at his words as she sighed and looked aside,trying to focus on the case. To come up with one good reason why the administrator hired the two,now she won't deny it. It's good to have a sane person around but how clueless the two were on how they joined it definitely meant another to look after.
"Right,alright that's.. that's okay."
She said before pausing as she sat down on one of the empty iron supply boxes,not the most comfortable but comfortable enough to sit on.
"Well. How is everything coming along..you know,with the other Mercs?"
'So. Your telling me they just randomly took you in,and hired you. Wrong person wrong time?"
[It wasn't the first time she saw some insane weird shit happen around at this base,but It definitely one if the few things that manage to surprise her those ideas.]
[INTENDED FOR BLUE CIVILIAN]
☆— @paranoiaisapilot
“… That’s definitely a good theory on how I got this job, but if I’m being honest I can’t really remember how it happened. I just remember being told what I’ll be doing here. I think it was the same for Jack too. It was definitely the wrong person wrong time in his case.”
The BLU Civilian grimaced as he thought about it. It made him rather uncomfortable, not being able to remember how he ended up here. Whenever he thought too much about it, it made him feel like something was failing around in his skull, trying to get loose.
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paranoiaisapilot · 1 month ago
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TF2 FANCLASS / OC ASK GAME
🎩 - What kind of cosmetics would your OC have, if they were in game?
🔫 - What kind of upgrades would they have?
🩹 - What is their base HP? What is their base speed?
🎼 - What would their theme sound like?
📽 -What would their "meet the team" video look like? Would it be an interview, or a narrative?
🪗 - What taunts would they have?
👔 - If they absolutely HAD to be one of the 9 classes from the game, which would they be?
📰 - They're in the news! For what?
📸 - Someone finds a photo they don't want getting out. What is it of?
🍞 - What is the bread associated with them that spawns from the teleporter?
🚔 -They've been arrested! What for?
🚀 - You have to put them in any game other than TF2. what game do you put them in?
🕒 - What time do they wake up / go to bed?
🌙 - It's halloween! What kind of bird / monster are they?
🫂 - Who/Which characters are they close with?
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paranoiaisapilot · 1 month ago
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Dude your literally the best person here,that's a semi compliment but it's kinda because I noticed the mice count declining for weeks...by that I mean they didn't randomly jump up at my face when I tried to restock the older rooms.
[As if on cue,hearing the mourning dove made her furrow her eyebrows in worry as she glanced at it,worried about the dove she added]
Well,that i can do...also if you want to find some mice there commonly in the backrooms of this place,near the supply room there is hundreds that never fail to give me a heart attack ever time.
[A subtle knock at the door was heard at the door,as the supplier of the teams (heather) peeked in looking worried before her eyes landed on nurse. She sighed.]
"Hello nurse,hope this isn't a bad time. I was hoping to ask what supplies would you like added on the battlefield drop list for the next fight?i am going to be supply shopping this weekend."
☆— @paranoiaisapilot
[Nurse was sitting at his desk, working on something. His pet black rat snake, Hades, is curled around his neck and on his shoulders. Nurse's ears perk up and turn towards her to show she has his attention] I don't believe I need anything for battles; my supply is still well stocked. Though... I could use more empty syringes. The ones from the last supply were one use since the needle couldn't be removed, so some more of my actual proper syringes would be appreciated.
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paranoiaisapilot · 1 month ago
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'Okay different offer,same reward. Glitter bombs (or even gas bombs if that's somehow better.) But chaotic somewhere where the supplies arent fragile...please I can't stress how much another broken medical supply will ruin my entire month.'
'Okay so here is an offer,you sit still for five minutes. And the next time we are in battle I will drop some blinding glitter bombs at the enemy team.'
☆— @paranoiaisapilot (she is desperate for some momentarily peace.)
Uh, lady, you are asking the wrong guy to do that. Like, I can barely sit still for five seconds, and you're asking for five whole minutes?? Ha, good luck getting me to do that
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paranoiaisapilot · 1 month ago
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[She nodded at that as she wrote it down in a notebook,she paid no mind to the snake. While younger her would have totally freaked out at the sight,after working with the fortress for a while there is little to actually shock her. But it did get her curiousity.]
Deepest apologies,the last supply buying was...honestly a disaster. With all the tension going around the base...
[She paused as she looked at the snake around his snake as she decided to offer out.]
And... you know,i could supply some snake food for the little one?I mean I do buy some dove food for medic's pet.there is no harm an adding one's for this one too.
[A subtle knock at the door was heard at the door,as the supplier of the teams (heather) peeked in looking worried before her eyes landed on nurse. She sighed.]
"Hello nurse,hope this isn't a bad time. I was hoping to ask what supplies would you like added on the battlefield drop list for the next fight?i am going to be supply shopping this weekend."
☆— @paranoiaisapilot
[Nurse was sitting at his desk, working on something. His pet black rat snake, Hades, is curled around his neck and on his shoulders. Nurse's ears perk up and turn towards her to show she has his attention] I don't believe I need anything for battles; my supply is still well stocked. Though... I could use more empty syringes. The ones from the last supply were one use since the needle couldn't be removed, so some more of my actual proper syringes would be appreciated.
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paranoiaisapilot · 1 month ago
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"𝙈𝙮 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙩 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙡,𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚??" (TF2 OC)
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👩‍✈️— VISIT @mistress-of-icp FOR RULES—♡
♡—THE SUPPLIER(HEATHER),24YRS—♡
☆—THE SUPPLIER OF BOTH TF2 TEAMS—☆
♡—A smart lady,who is just hoping to get by in peace without having one of the teams accidentally blast her while she drops the supplies from the sky.—♡
♡—BTW her backstory.She joined the Tf2after she finished high-school,well. Not exactly.—♡
♡—you see her father used to be the main subblier of the tf2 with all there needs and weapons always at the ready,as his only daughter. She was the only one he can rely on when he grew weak with age.—♡
☆—With no explanation whatsoever,he began telling her to send the supplies directly there,which was when she met miss Pauling (her bi awakening smh).—☆
☆—At first at was simple,deliver in,and leave.—☆
☆—However after awhile the fights between blue and red became more frequent...which ended up in them literally throwing Heather (who was 19 at the time and just got her driver license) in a plane. And expecting her to drop off the supplies from the sky.—☆
☆—For a newbie she was doing a decent job,panicked yes. But it was better then nothing!—☆
☆—That was until the blue demo man saw her drop supplies and the red team and decided to cut her by straight up throwing a fire bomb at the plane.—☆
☆—It crashed,obviously. Nearly killed Heather but she ended up having to be healed by the medic who gladly used her as an experiment to heal the scars. Which were gone,only thing left as her hair that ended up nearly burnt off.—☆
☆—Luckily it grew back with time (hence why her hair is currently alittle shorter.) But no amount of healing could fix the paranoia the accident left her with.—☆
♡—She is surviving,and getting better but she always has a suspension that something will go wrong at any second.—♡
♡—as stated in backstory for personality terms,she is super paranoid, super anxious. And super done with everyone's bullshit,and super hateful at this point.she tries to be patient and understanding,she tries to keep an open mind because frankly most of her teammates are mentally unstable and she needs to deal with it.she prefers to avoid most of them until it's absolutely necessary. Well, focus on prefers considering she doesn't actually avoid them. She just wishes she could.—♡
☆—APPEARANCE,5'3.—☆
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♡—funfact,she is Canadian Egyptian. Her actual name is basma(smile)but people kept butchering it up so she had it changed to Heather.—♡
☆—She will sometimes speak in Arabic,not in full sentences probably just when shocked(unless she needs to speak it completely then she will speak it normally.).either way,I will translate it Ofcourse but I just love it when Characters speak there mother language.—☆
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